Ian is the narrator.

Narrator: I don't want to be the narrator.
Cameraman: Too bad. Do it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Why?!?!?! *Sighs* Trainz was filmed in High Definition before a Live Studio audience. tu happy?
Cameraman: You're not finished yet. tu still have a lot of lines in your script.
Ian: AH!! *Leaving the yards at 50 miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Yard Master: Come back! tu forgot your train!
Cameraman: If I hide somewhere, will that work?
Audience: *Laughing*
Yard Master: Possibly.
Cameraman: Okay.
Sean: *Blows his horn*
Cameraman: Oh no, he's back!
Sean: *Pushing empty passenger cars into a siding* I don't think I'm the one you're waiting for.
Cameraman: Oh, right. Sorry. I'm waiting for Ian.

Theme Song: link

Sean: *Uncouples from his train, and heads for a turntable*

Sean: *Talking to Jerry in Mossberg Harbor*
Makenzie: *Slipping as she pulls four passenger cars out of Mossberg Harbor*
Grayback: *Pulling a freight train, he passes Ethan pushing two boxcars into a siding*
Panzer: *Pulling freight cars out of the Hunterdon Central interchange*
Kenny: *Entering Eastwood with a freight train*
Juliette: *Stops between Sharon, and Ian in Impala Station*

Trainz

Jessica: *Blushing as she winks at Jack*
Jeremy: *Arriving at the Eastern Pacific interchange with twenty gondolas*

Starring

Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railroad
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railroad
blindado, panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg
Sean Bodine as S.B.
And many more!

Danielle: *Slipping with a passenger train out of Hunterdon Station*
Kate: *Pushing freight cars into a depot*

Ian is still shouting as he enters the Hunterdon Central mainline at 60 miles an hour.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: Why are tu laughing at my misery?! *Continues shouting*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ethan: *Watching Ian pass* That's why.

Episode 150: The Three En Amigos

Ian: AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh. *Slows down as he reaches the Northern Errol Line interchange* Oddly enough, I feel better. Although my life is in increased amounts of danger now that I'm near the Northern Errol Line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: *Looks at Mr. Bruce in his tower, waiting for his engines* Maybe I can score some Intel. What have tu got for me today Mr. Bruce? *Getting closer, he hides behind a boxcar*
Mr. Bruce: Panzer?!
Panzer: What?! I was just waiting for tu to start the speech!
Mr. Bruce: I know, but I have a job for you. You're going to work with Robert, and Mat on a special assignment.
Robert: Are we attacking the Eastern Pacific again?
Mr. Bruce: Precisely.
Mat: This plan better work.
Mr. Bruce: It will. You're going to give them a boxcar. Inside is a cake, but it has a bomb hidden inside.
Panzer: Oh boy! This is going to be fun.
Ian: *Slowly backing away from the interchange* That's all I need. Time to go home.
Narrator: Okay. Now I actually feel like narrating.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Jazlin, Tabby, Bri, and The Fonz were together in the roundhouse, telling each other stories.
Jazlin: I saw The Lego Movie 2, and I amor it!
Tabby: How can trains go into a theater?
Bri: There's a special one in San Francisco. I went with her, and Austin.
Jazlin: My favorito! character without a doubt is Unikitty. She has my personality, but when tu make her angry, she turns into a big war monster with battle armor. I think that's very funny.
Bri: My favorito! character is Wild Style.
Tabby: Mine's Wonder Woman.
Ian: *Arrives* Guys, sorry to interrupt whatever you're doing, but I have to tell tu something important. I was raging because I was chosen to be the narrator, so I went west at fifty miles an hour, shouting as loudly as possible until I reached the Northern Errol Line interchange, and found out that Mr. Bruce is sending us another bomb disguised as a cake.
Tabby: tu could have saved us a lot of time por simply saying that Mr. Bruce was sending us a bomb disguised as a cake.
Ian: Okay, fine. Mr. Bruce is sending us another bomb disguised as a cake.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tabby: Already knew that, but thanks for repeating yourself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: Come with me.
Tabby: I also already knew that.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tabby: *Following Ian to Mossberg Harbor*

They reached the harbor, but no one was there yet. Jack passed them with a short train consisting of four gondolas.

Jack: hola guys. Either you're on your first date, o you're waiting for an attack from Mr. Bruce.
Tabby: The latter.
Ian: What makes tu think we're dating?
Jack: *Uncouples from his train, and heads for a switch* Lighten up Ian. I know you're not really dating Tabby. *Backs up towards them* I was just pushing your buttons a little. That's all.
Tabby: We're waiting for Mr. Bruce to send us another bomb.
Ian: Panzer, Robert, and Mat are bringing it in a boxcar. It's inside a fake cake.
Jack: Fake cake? Say that ten times fast.
Ian: I know Theodore Tugboat can't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jack: *Looks down the line* I see something coming towards us, but there's no lights.
Tabby: This could be it.
Jack: Alright, leave this to me.
Panzer: *Arrives with Robert, and Mat*
Jack: *Moving towards them* Well, if it isn't The Three En Amigos.
Robert: Jack, is that you?
Jack: I thought Ferris would have told tu about my repaint. Guess not. Anywho, I heard tu were sending us a cake.
Mat: That's right.
Jack: Thank tu very much. Have a good afternoon.
Panzer: Okay? *Leaves with Robert, and Mat*
Ian: Jack, what are tu doing? The bomb's going to explode any second.
Jack: Calm down fellas. I saw them do this to Kenny's Line. *Opens the boxcar door* They placed the bomb inside a real cake. The icing makes the fuse wet, and the bomb doesn't explode. We're safe.
Tabby: In that case.

Song: link

Tabby: Party at the harbor!!!!
Jim: *Arriving with three más tugboats* Don't forget us!
Jack The Truck: *Arrives with a trailer full of people who begin to dance, and bring in snacks with drinks*
Bri: *Arrives with Jazlin, The Fonz, Sean, Jesse, Adam, and Jerry*
Grayback: *Arrives with Dan, Ethan, Jeremy, Kenny, Jeff, and Bryce*
Jessica: *Arrives with McKayla, Rachael, Suzie, Danielle, Sharon, and Kinsey*
Makenzie: *Arrives with Casey Jones, Dustin, Tillie, and Georgia*
S.B: *Arrives with Mr. Baldwin, Mr. Wright, Mr. Swanson, and Ms. Scarlett*
Jesse: This is great music!
Jack: hola Jessica, how've tu been?
Jessica: Fine. How are you?
Jack: Horny. *Blows his horn twice*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jessica: *Giggles* So am I.
Jack: *Blushing*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Eating a slice of cake with Jeff, and Bryce* Enjoying the party fellas?
Jeff: Yeah.
Bryce: How've tu been?
Sean: Good. How's Kenny treating you?
Jeff: Everything is also good on our end.
Sean: Fantastic.
Jack: *Pushing the boxcar with the bomb into the ocean* Don't worry, the cake's still here!
Everyone: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Good. I want another slice.
Ian: *Next to Tabby* Now, I understand if tu don't want to do this, but I've been putting some serious thought into what Jack dicho earlier.
Tabby: Actually, I've been doing the same. We seem to have a lot in common, and I think it'll work. Let's start dating.
Ian: Excellent.
Jack: tu two are actually dating? What have I started?
Tabby: Something grand!
Jessica: Good job Jack.
Jack: Thanks.
Ian: You're welcome. *Laughing*
Grayback: Hey! Why are we even throwing this party in the first place?
Makenzie: Because they got rescued por a cake, and we're celebrating their victory.
S.B: tu know what else we're celebrating?
Makenzie: What?
S.B: 150 episodes!
Everyone: *Cheering*
Ian: Let's hope we get another fifty, and hit 200!
Everyone: *Cheering*
S.B: We're going all the way to 556!
Everyone: *Cheering*
S.B: That's my original plan, and we're nearly at the halfway mark! Keep up the good work everyone!
Everyone: *Cheering*
S.B: The end of the song's coming up. Everyone, all together!
Everyone: Tequila!!!

Everyone pauses in place for the end credits, as the screen fades to black.

End Song: link

Cast Of Characters

Ian
Sean
Ethan
Mr. Bruce
Panzer
Robert
Mat
Jazlin
Tabby
Bri
Mike "Fonzi"
Jack
Jim The Tugboat
Jack The Truck
Jesse
Adam
Jerry
Grayback
Dan
Jeremy
Kenny
Jeff
Bryce
Jessica
McKayla
Rachael
Suzie
Danielle
Sharon
Kinsey
Makenzie
Casey Jones
Dustin
Tillie
Georgia
Mr. Baldwin
Mr. Wright
Mr. Swanson.
Ms. Scarlett
And Sean Bodine as S.B.

Soundtrack

CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Tequila: The Champs

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production, from March 3rd, 2019