I'm sorry if tu find the style of my escritura wierd for this, but I thought it would work for this article.
Now let's begin
Belle, Boco, and Salty are in a shed, hanging out
Salty: hola Belle, do tu have anything to drink?
Belle: Yeah, in the fridge.
Boco: hola Salty, can tu get me a glass of malk?
Salty: They don't have any malk, but I can get tu some milk.
Belle: That's what he just said.
Boco: Yeah, I just want some malk.
Salty: No no, you're saying it wrong. You're saying malk like it's a disease.
Belle: *laughs* How do tu say it?
Salty: I'm saying it the way others oughta say it, which is milk. M-I-L-K.
Belle: Right, like 2%
Boco: Yeah, whole malk.
Salty: No, say milkshake.
Boco: Milkshake.
Salty: Ok, now say milk.
Boco: Malk.
This made Salty cross
Salty: Are tu hearing this?
Belle: Yeah. This diesel want's a glass of mulk.
Salty: Mulk?
Belle: Give him the mulk Salty!
Mavis: *Arrives* Belle? Inside voices please.
Belle: Sorry Mavis. These male engines
Mavis: *leaves*
Boco: SALTY!! Poor me, a glass, of malk!!
Salty: Why are tu yelling at me?
Belle: Just give him the friggin mulk Salty.
Salty: tu guys aren't even saying the same thing!
Boco: We're all saying malk Salty!!!
Salty: You're saying malk! She's saying mulk
Belle: MULK!
Boco: Malk!
Belle: Muuuulk
Boco: *singing* maaalk.
Salty: *Grabs gun* SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! *points gun at head*
Suddenly, Boco, and Belle grabbed a gun, and pointed them at Salty.
Belle: tu better put it down Salty!
Boco: Don't do it Salty!
Salty: You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?! That doesn't make any sense!!!!
Belle & Boco: *point pistolas at their head* Salty, put it down now!!
Salty: PUT YOUR pistolas AWAY!!!
Belle: I don't want tu dead!!!
Salty: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!!
Boco: You're like a brother to me Salty!! Your buffers are like brothers to me!!!
Salty: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-
At Salty's house
Salty: *on a phone* and then after that, we pull the trigger, all of us.
Boco: *opens oven* *on another phone at his house* No, we are not filming something like that.
Salty: Why not?
Boco: I don't know, it just seems.. Dark, I don't know *puts freight car in oven* Now tu stay in there, Salty I have to call tu back, I'm really busy. *closes horno door*
Now let's begin
Belle, Boco, and Salty are in a shed, hanging out
Salty: hola Belle, do tu have anything to drink?
Belle: Yeah, in the fridge.
Boco: hola Salty, can tu get me a glass of malk?
Salty: They don't have any malk, but I can get tu some milk.
Belle: That's what he just said.
Boco: Yeah, I just want some malk.
Salty: No no, you're saying it wrong. You're saying malk like it's a disease.
Belle: *laughs* How do tu say it?
Salty: I'm saying it the way others oughta say it, which is milk. M-I-L-K.
Belle: Right, like 2%
Boco: Yeah, whole malk.
Salty: No, say milkshake.
Boco: Milkshake.
Salty: Ok, now say milk.
Boco: Malk.
This made Salty cross
Salty: Are tu hearing this?
Belle: Yeah. This diesel want's a glass of mulk.
Salty: Mulk?
Belle: Give him the mulk Salty!
Mavis: *Arrives* Belle? Inside voices please.
Belle: Sorry Mavis. These male engines
Mavis: *leaves*
Boco: SALTY!! Poor me, a glass, of malk!!
Salty: Why are tu yelling at me?
Belle: Just give him the friggin mulk Salty.
Salty: tu guys aren't even saying the same thing!
Boco: We're all saying malk Salty!!!
Salty: You're saying malk! She's saying mulk
Belle: MULK!
Boco: Malk!
Belle: Muuuulk
Boco: *singing* maaalk.
Salty: *Grabs gun* SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! *points gun at head*
Suddenly, Boco, and Belle grabbed a gun, and pointed them at Salty.
Belle: tu better put it down Salty!
Boco: Don't do it Salty!
Salty: You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?! That doesn't make any sense!!!!
Belle & Boco: *point pistolas at their head* Salty, put it down now!!
Salty: PUT YOUR pistolas AWAY!!!
Belle: I don't want tu dead!!!
Salty: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!!
Boco: You're like a brother to me Salty!! Your buffers are like brothers to me!!!
Salty: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-
At Salty's house
Salty: *on a phone* and then after that, we pull the trigger, all of us.
Boco: *opens oven* *on another phone at his house* No, we are not filming something like that.
Salty: Why not?
Boco: I don't know, it just seems.. Dark, I don't know *puts freight car in oven* Now tu stay in there, Salty I have to call tu back, I'm really busy. *closes horno door*
The Office: Shut Up About The Sun
Cast
Kenny: Gabe
Austin: Andy
Ethan: Jim
Audio for the skit (Start at 0:47): link
Kenny: How far away is the sun?
Austin: Uh, 93,000,000 miles.
Ethan: Is it?
Austin: Yeah, and the diameter of the sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the earth, and 330,000 times heavier than the earth.
Kenny: Shut up about the sun. Shut up, about the sun!!
Austin & Ethan: *Looking at Kenny with concerned faces*
This has to be the shortest skit ever, but if the reproduction skit wasn't done, this would also be the funniest.
Episode 96 has been delayed. It was supposed to be published on Tuesday, but I have been busy with work, and other articles. Sorry for any inconvenience.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production, surely tu already knew that.
Cast
Kenny: Gabe
Austin: Andy
Ethan: Jim
Audio for the skit (Start at 0:47): link
Kenny: How far away is the sun?
Austin: Uh, 93,000,000 miles.
Ethan: Is it?
Austin: Yeah, and the diameter of the sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the earth, and 330,000 times heavier than the earth.
Kenny: Shut up about the sun. Shut up, about the sun!!
Austin & Ethan: *Looking at Kenny with concerned faces*
This has to be the shortest skit ever, but if the reproduction skit wasn't done, this would also be the funniest.
Episode 96 has been delayed. It was supposed to be published on Tuesday, but I have been busy with work, and other articles. Sorry for any inconvenience.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production, surely tu already knew that.