An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick. It passed over a mountain, and increased speed.
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Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The castillo of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after jumping out of the landing craft*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, in charge of storm troopers.
Republic Soldiers: *Landing in the snow*
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Major Smith: *Inside the castle, wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform* Allow me to introduce myself. *Walking towards General Rosemeyer* Major Johann Smith, enlisted into the Imperials from the Outer Rim.
Colonel Kramer: Guard!
Major Smith: *Shoots a storm trooper with a silenced blaster*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog presents.
John: *Inside a shed with Mary* Take your clothes off.
Mary: But I-
John: Don't argue. Take your clothes off.
Morris: *Wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform, he places a suitcase on a mesa, tabla in front of an officer* Hello.
Announcer: A estrella Wars fan Fiction.
Morris: *Pulls out a silenced blaster, and shoots the officer. He turns around, and shoots a storm trooper*
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Morris: *Sitting with John in a bar* Now with McPherson dead, there's only five of us left. So either tu let me know what's going on o there's only gonna be four.
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John & Morris: *Get on parte superior, arriba of a cable car from the parte superior, arriba of a cable car station*
Announcer: From the autor who brought tu Six Shooters, and it's sequel Six Shooters 2. Also responsible for the Thomas & friends parody Trainz.
Stop the song
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is proud to present....
John: *Pointing an E-11 at Morris* Lieutenant, drop that gun.
Morris: *Also holding an E-11* What?
John: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Morris: *Drops his gun* What the hell are tu talking about?
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Announcer:....Where Eagles Dare.
Morris: *Throws a bomb out a window*
Mary: *Enters a bar in a beige coat, and a black beret*
John: *Sets a bomb onto a pole por the road*
Imperial Officer: *Walking towards a bomb with a wire trap set below his ankles*
Officers & Stormtroopers: *Running to the middle of the castle, all carrying E-11 blasters*
John: *Laying down, looking through macrobinoculars*
Morris: *Stabs an officer with a light stick, a smaller version of a light saber*
Imperial Officer: *Walks into the wire, setting the bomb off*
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Stormtroopers: *In an IFT-D as it blows up*
Morris: *In a speeder bike, passing two Imperial troop transports that explode*
John: *Riding in the sidecar of Morris' speeder bike*
Stormtroopers: *Driving land speeders towards a pole that gets blown up*
John: *Driving a speederbus, hitting two Tie Fighters, making them explode as they land on a fuel tank*
Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in...
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Where Eagles Dare
Coming soon to this very club.
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Announcer: Stay tuned for a special vista previa to the siguiente fan fiction coming to this club from SeanTheHedgehog.
The song fades away
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Announcer: Have a good day, and enjoy our feature presentation.
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Roanoke Virginia, 7 AM
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Waiting with a freight train*
Workmen: *Checking the freight cars*
Yard Master: *Watching the Workmen give him the thumbs up* You're clear to go comrades.
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Pulling a coal train out of the train yard in Roanoke*
SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS
A fan FICTION FEATURING TALKING TRAINS
NORFOLK & WESTERN
STARRING SEANTHEHEDGEHOG AS LEE BRENT
JEFF & BRYCE THE NORFOLK & WESTERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES
DRAGOVICH & JOSH THE NORFOLK SOUTHERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES
HANNAH BELLE AS JANET GUNRAY
TOM HIDDLESTON AS BUICK BALTIMORE
AND SIR TOPHAM HATT AS BERNARD MOORE
The song fades away as the beginning occurs in Chatanooga Tennessee.
Lee: *Walking with Bernard*
Bernard: As you're aware, tu will have several people, and their engines try to stop tu guys.
Lee: I think we'll be okay. I'll distract the humans, and my diesels will be más than capable of handling the other engines.
Bernard: Very well. This freight train must get through 100% intact. If they find out that we're trying to reopen the Norfolk & Western, they will stop at nothing to shut us down.
Lee: You'll be waiting for us at Norfolk, right?
Bernard: Right. The people there need coal, steel, and oranges.
Lee: How many freight cars?
Bernard: Seven coal cars, six cars of steel, and six refrigerator cars for the oranges.
Lee: Okay. My diesels will have a good run with that load. See tu in Norfolk.
Bernard: tu got it. *Gets into a brand new Cadillac, and drives away*
Lee: *Walks back to his house*
Lee's inicial was right siguiente to a yard, where Jeff, and Bryce worked.
Lee: *Walks up to Jeff, and Bryce* Okay tu two, things are going to change for us. If we play our cards right, we can expand our operations, and really restore the Norfolk & Western.
Jeff: Then our objective will be complete.
Bryce: What do we need to do to complete our task?
Lee: CSX is bringing a freight train towards us any segundo now. Once it arrives, bring it to Norfolk Virginia. We need to get there with everything intact.
Bryce: How much time do we have?
Lee: Three days. With a very short amount of stops for fuel, and filling up the hotboxes with oil, tu should make it on time.
Bryce: Are tu riding with us?
Lee: No. I have my own transportation. To distract any humans that chase you, leaving tu to deal with other engines.
Jeff: Well where is it?
Lee: In my garage. *Walks into the garage*
Jeff: Can't wait to see this.
The front door opened, and out came Lee in a brand new Pontiac Firebird.
Jeff: Whoa!
Bryce: *Laughing* That is some set of wheels tu got there.
Lee: *Stops siguiente to them, and gets out* Thanks. Wait here, I think your train will be here soon. *Walks to the other end of the yard*
The CSX diesels that delivered the train for Jeff, and Bryce just uncoupled, and left with forty empty auto racks.
Lee: It's here!
Jeff & Bryce: *Back up to the train, and couple up to it*
Lee: Meet me back at my car for a brief overview of what we're doing.
Jeff: Right. *Pulls the train with Bryce*
They stopped right siguiente to his car.
Lee: *Gets into his car, and looks at the two diesels* Okay tu two, tu know where to go?
Bryce: Norfolk Virginia.
Jeff: To restore the N&W.
Lee: Right. See tu over there.
Jeff: tu got it.
Lee: *Starts his car, and revs the engine twice*
Jeff: *Blows his horn twice*
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Lee: *Quickly takes off in his car*
Jeff: *Pulls the train with Bryce*
Lee: *Drifts to the right passing a green traffic light*
Jeff: *Increasing speed as he pulls the train with Bryce*
Lee: *Going over 100 miles an hour*
Jeff: *Passing three steam engines*
Bryce: *Winks at N&W 611, then at NKP 765, then at Southern 4501*
Steam Engines: *Falling in amor with Bryce*
Bryce: Lovely ladies, eh Jeff?
Jeff: Let's focus on steam engines another time. *Passes a railroad crossing*
Lee: *Goes onto a dirt road, and makes a long drift going left*
Jeff: See Lee anywhere?
Bryce: Nope.
Lee: *Goes over a bridge crossing over Jeff, and Bryce's train*
Bryce: There he is.
Lee: *Turns right, and goes parallel to Jeff, and Bryce*
Bryce: Hey, how fast does that thing go?
Lee: Over 200. I don't know the exact speed yet, but I've gone pretty fast in this car. What's your parte superior, arriba speed tu two?
Jeff: With this train, and the condition of the tracks, probably 65.
Man: *Having a picnic with his wife, son, and daughter. He sees Jeff, and Bryce pulling their train with Lee driving alongside them*
Honda Guy: *Driving up siguiente to Lee* hola showoff! tu think that car of yours is hot stuff?
Lee: Yes, and so are my two diesels.
Honda Guy: *Looks at Jeff, and Bryce* They're your diesels?!
Lee: Yeah! We're reopening the Norfolk & Western line.
Honda Guy: Whatever, I came here to race you. tu in?
Lee: You're out. *Floors it* Enjoy the mostrar tu two!
Jeff & Bryce: *Watching the Honda guy lose to Lee*
Honda Guy: *Going 75 miles an hour*
Lee: *Going over 130*
Honda Guy: Why did I buy a Fit?! *His car brakes down, and he pulls over, hitting a tree. Then all of the tires go flat*
Jeff & Bryce: *Laughing*
Lee: *Drifts right as he passes a railroad crossing, and drives on the right side of the tracks*
Jeff & Bryce: *Passing the railroad crossing with their train*
Lee continued driving his car, but the road was moving further from the railroad tracks.
Lee: *Sees a wedding car*
Bride: *Steps in front of Lee*
Lee: *Brakes*
The bride was Janet Gunray. She stepped into Lee's car.
Janet: Floor it!
Bill: *Drives as fast as he can* What was that about?
Janet: Bad marriage.
Bill: With who?
Janet: Someone my parents forced me to marry. Take me to the police.
Bill: I'm afraid I can't do that. I need to get to Norfolk Virginia, it's urgent business.
Janet: It'll only take a minute.
Bill: Not enough time ma'am, I can't even waste half a minute.
Janet: You're going 120, I think tu can spare at least some time to stop at a police station.
Bill: I'm sorry. The only way you're getting to a police station is por jumping out of this car, and I'm sure that's not something tu wanna do.
Janet: *Sighs, sits back, and looks out the front window angrily*
Meanwhile, Norfolk Southern got word about Jeff, and Bryce's train.
NS Employee: *Walking down a hallway with a letter*
Buick: *Stops the employee* What's this? *Takes the letter*
NS Employee: Urgent business sir. Two men, and two diesels are attempting to reopen the Norfolk & Western.
Buick: And where are they?
NS Employee: They just left here sir. They're on their way to Norfolk Virginia.
Buick: They're gonna have to try very hard if they want to escape from me! Buick Baltimore!!
NS Employee: Can I have my letter back?
Buick: Yeah sure. *Give the letter back* Give that to our boss, and tell him I'm going to stop the people trying to reopen the Norfolk & Western.
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Janet: So, what's your urgent business in Norfolk?
Lee: *Sings* We're cargo movin' people. We do it everyday. We mover the freight this country needs.
Jeff: Across the USA.
Janet: *Looks at Jeff, then at Bryce*
Lee: Like coal, and steel, and automobiles tu bet we know the way. We're cargo movin' people. From N&W, Railway.
Janet: How long were they there.
Lee: They were following us on that track for about a mile.
Jeff & Bryce: *Sings* Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us. Service tu can count on, from people tu can trust. When it's cargo moving time it's time to put it on the line! Of Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us.
Buick: *Takes the record out of the record player, and smashes it* We need a song! Anything better than what we just heard.
Dragovich: Leave it to us comrade. Me, and Josh will defeat those diesels, and tu follow Lee Brent in your Ford Fusion.
Buick: That's settled then, let's do this. *Drives away in his car*
Josh: If you're an American engine on an American railway, why do tu have a Russian accent?
Dragovich: Who dicho this railroad is American? It's secretly been run por Russian Communists since 1982, and we caused the NS merger. Now we can prove that we're better than the Americans in this country!
The Norfolk Southern diesels sang their own version of Cargo Movin' People while leaving the yards to capture Jeff, and Bryce.
Dragovich: We hate Norfolk & Western, along with CSX, and anyone that likes American Railroads.
Josh: They think they're better than us, but hey, we'll prove them wrong.
Dragovich: Cause we're NS. Norfolk Southern.
Singers: Norfolk Southern. We are Communists. Service tu can't count on. From people tu can't trust. When it's cargo moving time it's time to kill the Capitalists, along with CSX, cause we're Norfolk Southern. We are Communists.
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Singers: *On a bus following Jeff, and Bryce* Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us.
Janet: *Looking at the people*
Singers: Service tu can count on, from people tu can trust. When it's cargo moving time it's time to put it on the line! Of Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us.
Lee was still driving siguiente to Jeff, and Bryce.
Lee: Okay, the road is starting to mover away from your tracks again. Good luck tu guys.
Jeff: We'll be fine.
Bryce: Just make sure no one follows you.
Buick: *Talks through a loudspeaker* It's too late for that Lee Brent!! Look behind you.
Lee: *Looks back, and sees Buick Baltimore, following him in a red Ford Fusion*
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Lee: Let's see if he likes the dirt roads. *Drifts to the right, onto a dirt road*
Buick: *Follows*
Janet: It's a bit narrow, don't tu think?
Lee: Nope. *Drifts to the left*
NS Employee: *Driving a Ford truck* Ford rules! We'll catch tu with our Fords.
Buick: At least go faster tu imbecile!!
Lee: *Sees a broken bridge* Like flying? I do. *Increases speed*
Janet: AHHH!!!!
Lee: *Jumps the bridge, and makes it across*
NS Employee: *Stops*
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Buick: *Hits the truck, and watches it land in the stream below* tu fool!! I told tu to speed up!!!
NS Employee: In a truck?
Buick: tu had off-road tyres!!!!!
Dragovich, and Josh were heading down the line in hot pursuit.
Dragovich: Okay, so they're out of Chatanooga, but they're not gonna make it to Norfolk.
Josh: They're far ahead of us. How do we stop them?
Dragovich: We'll catch up eventually. They have to stop to fill up the journal boxes on their freight cars with oil while they stop to fuel up. We don't have any journal boxes to worry about with freight cars. We just have to fill up our boxes on our trucks while refueling.
Josh: Okay. That's a good idea.
Knoxville Tennessee.
Jeff & Bryce: *Refueling at a depot*
Jeff: How are the journal boxes on the freight cars?
Worker 73: Just finished filling them up with oil.
Bryce: All of them?
Worker 73: Yep. You're good to go.
Jeff: Thanks. *Blows his horn twice as he departs with Bryce, and their freight train*
Dragovich: *With Josh, they get closer to Jeff, and Bryce* They're on the left track. We need to switch onto their line before they escape.
Josh: I don't see any switches.
Dragovich: Then we'll follow these two until we find one, then couple up to the back of their train. Let's go. *Increasing speed, and actually going faster than Jeff, and Bryce*
Josh: Wait for me.
Bryce: Oh Jeff, we got company.
Jeff: They're on the right track. They won't bother us.
Bryce: What if they switch onto our line, and wreck our train?
Jeff: Along with their selves? They wouldn't be that foolish.
Dragovich: *Sees a switch* I found a switch, but there's too many freight cars on their line.
Josh: We better slow down. *Stops with Dragovich, and waits for the end of the train to pass*
They moved adelante, hacia adelante when the whole train passed, but didn't realize the points were against them.
Dragovich: *Goes off the tracks*
Josh: *Pushes Dragovich, and also goes off the tracks*
Dragovich: Way to go Josh.
Josh: It's not my fault. tu should have taken a better look at the switch.
As Jeff, and Bryce were leaving Knoxville with their freight train, they began to go parallel to the road again.
Jeff: If Lee didn't pass por here, I hope he comes por soon.
Lee was actually behind Jeff, and Bryce. He, and Janet had to stop for fuel.
Janet: Who was that guy in the red car?
Lee: I wish I knew. tu don't have to tag along anymore if tu don't want to, I think the siguiente police station is-
Janet: But I do want to keep going with you. This is beginning to get exciting.
Lee: tu sure tu want to go all the way to Norfolk?
Janet: Positive.
Lee: Okay. Check the tank.
Janet: *Takes the hose out of the tank, and checks to see how much is in the tank* We're full.
Lee: Okay. Wait here while I pay the man inside. *Goes into the gas station*
Janet: *Sits in the driver's seat*
Lee: *At the cash register with two cans of Sprite, and two bags of gummy life savers* I'd like these four items please, and *Gives cashier $30* That's for the gas.
Cashier: *Types numbers into the cash register* Your drinks, and snacks are going to be $5.
Lee: *Gives Cashier a five dollar bill* Bag please.
Cashier: *Hands Lee a plastic bag*
Lee: *Puts the sprites, and gummy life savers into the bag* Thanks a lot. *Walks out with the bag*
When we walked towards his car, he saw Janet getting it started.
Lee: HEY!! *Runs into the car while Janet is driving* What are tu trying to do? Steal this thing?
Janet: If I wanted to steal it, I would have taken off without you.
Lee: Well what are tu doing?
Janet: Getting away from the guy who was chasing us earlier.
Lee: *Looks behind him, and sees Buick Baltimore in his Ford Fusion* Can tu drive as good as me?
Janet: Better.
Lee: That's good. Let's see what tu got.
Janet: *Drifts left*
Buick: *Follows Janet*
Janet: *Driving towards a football field*
In front of them was a tow truck.
Person 94: I appreciate tu coming here to tow my car, but siguiente time, park anywhere else that isn't on the field.
Janet: *Driving towards the tow truck*
Lee: You're gonna get us killed.
Janet: Oh no I won't. *Increases speed, and drives on the ramp at the back of the truck, going through the goal. She lands on a building, drives off of it, and lands on más grass. She drives onto a three lane highway*
Buick: *Stops when he sees Janet driving on the highway* I better take a short cut.
Lee: Sometimes, better isn't always the best thing.
Janet: I lost him, didn't I?
Lee: tu nearly killed us. It's a miracle tu didn't even put a scratch on the car. *Sees a sign for Roanoke* Head for Roanoke. siguiente stop we make, I'm getting back in the driver's seat.
Janet: Okay. *Drives to Roanoke*
Janet continued driving. Lee, Janet, Jeff, and Bryce had just exited Knoxville. The siguiente town they had to get to was Roanoke.
Janet: What's in the bag?
Lee: When we stopped at the gas station, I got us a sprite, and gummy life savers.
Janet: Ooh. I'm starving. Can tu take over?
Lee: Yeah.
Janet: *Stops on the side of the road*
They got out, and switched seats.
Lee: *Opens a can of sprite, and puts it in the left cup holder* Okay, tu can put yours in the right cup holder. Let's do this. *Drives*
Buick: *Turns onto their road, and follows from an intersection* I sure am sneaky. That short cut put me directly behind Lee Brent. I have to stop him from getting to Norfolk, but I hope those diesels can stop Jeff, and Bryce.
Lee: *Looks behind him* Will tu look at that? Our friend in the red fusion doesn't know when to give up. Let's get siguiente to him, and see what he wants. *Lowers his window, and slows down so that he's on the right side of Buick's car* Hey! Why are tu following us?
Buick: Because I'm Buick Baltimore!!
Lee: If your name's Buick, how come you're driving a Ford?
Janet: *Giggles*
Lee didn't feel threatened at all. He just kept smiling, even when Buick dicho this.
Buick: Listen to me tu cocky Yankee! I work for Norfolk Southern, and I will stop at nothing to stop tu from reopening the Norfolk & Western!
Lee: Anything tu say pal! *Floors it*
Buick: *Follows*
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Lee: *Driving down the highway*
Buick: *Following Lee*
Lee: For a sedan, he's quick. *Looks up ahead* Aha. A CSX train yard. *Turns left, crossing the other side of the highway, and enters the CSX yard*
Buick: *Follows Lee, hitting a Camry on his way to the yard. He put a massive dent on the right side of the front*
Lee: *Looks ahead* And just as I thought. Trains all over. *Drives siguiente to a freight train*
Stop the song. A disco instrumental version of Cargo Movin' People is now being played as Lee gets closer to the CSX diesels pulling the train.
CSX 706: Lee Brent! We heard a lot about you.
Lee: Nice to see tu guys. A Norfolk Southern employee is following us. Wanna play games with him?
CSX 706: tu bet. We got ten tracks here. Just stay over 90, and tu can hide anywhere tu want.
Lee: Okay. *Goes faster than the CSX train*
Buick: *Tries to keep up, but has a tough time keeping control on the stones*
Lee: *Gets on the left side of the train* How much further to Roanoke?!
CSX 706: 180 miles! There's another yard about half a mile down this line, tu can get out there, and make your way back to Roanoke. The signs will tell tu which way to go!
Lee: Got it, thanks!
CSX 706: Say hi to Jeff, and Bryce for me.
Lee: Will do!
Buick: *Stops his car* They got away again! *Hits the dashboard with his fist* At this rate, they will make it to Norfolk!
Roanoke, Jeff, and Bryce finally made it. They stopped to refuel, and let workmen fill up the hotboxes on their freight cars.
Bryce: Now we're making progress.
Jeff: The only thing that can stop us now is-
Bryce: *Sees Southern 630 passes with a six car excursion* Hello steam! *Uncouples from the train, and pushes Jeff as he follows 630*
Jeff: Bryce, I told tu to chase steam engines later. We have an important task to complete.
Bryce: But she has a nice pair of cylinders. Besides the 4501, she's the bustiest lady I've ever seen!
Jeff: Bryce! Just stop! *Brakes*
Meanwhile, with Lee, and Janet.
Janet: *Eating her gummy lifesavers* Can we pull over somewhere for lunch?
Lee: Yeah. If I were you, I'd save the rest of those lifesavers for another time. I was going to save mine for after lunch.
They pulled over at a shiny diner.
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Lee: *Checks his watch*
Janet: tu should be looking at the menu.
Lee: We got plenty of time until the waitress comes back. We got 40 hours until we have to reach Norfolk.
Janet: Don't worry, we'll make it on time.
Lee: I'm not worried.
Waitress: *Arrives*
Lee: Two mini sliders for me please. Hold the cheese.
Janet: And I'll have a basket of chicken tenders with fries.
Waitress: Coming up. *Gives the two naranja sodas*
Lee: Perfect. Just what we ordered.
Janet: And it came at the exact same time.
Lee: Now that we got our drinks, let's wait for our food.
They leaned towards each other, and kissed.
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Bryce: *Has Southern 630 trapped in a siding*
Jeff: Come on Bryce, it's not worth it!
Bryce: You're right. You're stuck between me, and the amor of my life. Another time 630. Your tender will be mine. *Leaves with Jeff*
After lunch, Lee, and Janet got out of the restaurant, and back into their car.
Lee: Alright. *Gets into the driver's seat* Time to leave Roanoke behind.
Janet: *Gets in*
Lee: *Starts the car, and floors it out of the parking lot, and heads onto the road for Norfolk*
Dragovich, and Josh got placed back onto the rails.
NS Employee: What happened to you?
Dragovich: We were derailed chasing Jeff, and Bryce.
Josh: They're trying to reopen the Norfolk & Western.
NS Employee: We cannot allow that. We destroyed it por creating this railroad, no one can restore it!
Dragovich: We will stop them.
Josh: Yeah. Make way! *Leaves with Dragovich*
Buick Baltimore was getting new tires for his car.
Buick: Hurry up!!
Mechanic: I'm doing everything I can.
Buick: tu think this is a game?! I have to get out of here right this instant!
Mechanic: Relax buddy. tu have plenty of time.
Buick: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff, and Bryce were also out of Roanoke, with their freight train.
Bryce: I'll probably never see her again.
Jeff: Take it easy. We'll go back after our trip.
Bryce: We better! A sexy locomotive like her doesn't come around often!
Jeff: Just keep your mind on the job, not 630.
Norfolk, seven miles. This was a sign that Lee, Janet, Jeff, and Bryce passed. It was between the highway, and the train tracks.
Lee: We're almost there tu two. Keep it up.
Jeff: We have sixteen minutos left.
Bryce: We'll be fine.
Janet: *Leans towards Lee, and kisses his cheek* You're doing well.
Lee: Thanks.
A red Ford Fusion was getting closer. He was half a mile behind Lee, and Janet.
Janet: *Hugging Lee*
Lee: *Looks at her for a second, then returns his attention to the road*
Two Norfolk Southern diesels were also half a mile behind Jeff, and Bryce.
Bryce: *Looks back* I see headlights.
Jeff: Let's pick up the pace, and warn Lee.
Bryce: Right.
Jeff: *Increasing speed as he pulls the train, then gets siguiente to Lee* Lee!!
Lee: What is it?
Jeff: Two diesels on our tail! Are tu being followed?
Lee: Check behind us.
Janet: *Looks back* I see a red Fusion.
Lee: Yeah. Let's floor it!
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Lee: *Increasing speed*
Jeff & Bryce: *Go faster*
Buick: tu two know what to do!
Dragovich: Yes sir. *Increases speed with Josh*
Lee: *Drifts off the highway, and goes down a grassy hill*
Janet: *Puts her hands on the roof*
Lee: *Crosses another road*
People: *Stop their cars*
Buick: *About to cruzar, cruz the road*
People: *Continue driving their cars again*
Buick: *Honks his horn, and crashes into a Suburban*
People: *Stopping their cars, and honking their horns*
Buick: *Backs up, and passes the Suburban*
Lee: *Goes up another grassy hill, returning to the highway*
Janet: That should get rid of him.
Lee: I hope it did.
Buick: *Gains air as he goes over the hill, landing on the highway*
Dragovich: We're getting closer.
Josh: Let's hope no más switches are in the way.
But there was another switch. As soon as the last freight car on Jeff, and Bryce's train passed it, Dragovich, and Josh saw the points get switched to send them to the left.
Switcherman: Haha!!
Josh: Is this a joke? Everyone is against us!
Dragovich: It seems that way, but we'll still win.
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Lee: We got five más miles.
Janet: Buick's still following us.
Lee: Oh, come on. *Looks at Jeff* Guys, I don't think we'll make it with this Buick guy on our tail.
Jeff: Don't back out on us now!
Bryce: Yeah, we're only 4.9 miles away from Norfolk, we can do this!
Lee: Easy for tu to say. Your enemies are on a track heading away from you.
Dragovich: *Going to the left with Josh* We'll get tu two siguiente time!!!!
Jeff: tu can do it Lee.
Bryce: Don't give up!
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Lee: Who dicho anything about giving up? *Floors it*
Buick: *Following Lee*
Bryce: Yeah!
Jeff: For the N&W!
Lee: I see the exit for Norfolk!! See tu guys at the yard!!! *Turns right*
Buick: *Turns right*
Jeff: Hope he can lose that guy following him.
Bryce: I hope so too.
They passed a truck with the Norfolk Southern logo on it. As they passed the truck, it spun around, to assist Buick in chasing Lee.
Janet: There's another person chasing us.
Lee: He's far away. Let's just worry about Buick.
Janet: Buick Baltimore.
Lee: tu can't escape from me! Buick Baltimore!
They both laughed at that.
Buick: I'm gaining on them.
Lee: *Drifts left*
Buick: *Spins out of control, but manages to follow Lee*
Lee: The yard we're trying to get to should be half a mile in front of us.
It was. Jeff, and Bryce stopped there, and were greeted por Bernard Moore, standing siguiente to his Cadillac.
Bernard: Well done tu two! Where is Lee Brent?
Lee: *Honks his horn twice*
Jeff: Right over there sir.
Lee: *Stops siguiente to Bernard* We did it!
People: *Running towards the train* Yeah!! We got our coal, steel, and oranges!!
Everything got unloaded from the train, and Lee, and his friends completed their objective.
Bernard: Nicely done tu three. Who's the lady with you?
Lee: My new girlfriend.
Janet: *Hugs Lee* I joined him in Chatanooga.
Bernard: Well, it's very nice to meet you.
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Buick: *Stops behind Lee, and gets out of his car*
Lee: And here's Buick Baltimore. The guy from Norfolk Southern who's been chasing us for 80% of our journey.
Buick: tu may have won, but Norfolk Southern will still destroy Norfolk & Western!
Lee: Anything tu say pal.
Buick: *Walks back to his car*
Lee: I'll tell tu one thing though Mr. Baltimore, tu did make this journey fun.
Buick: *Turns around* How so?
Lee: tu just kept trying to chase us, but tu never succeeded.
Janet: Yeah.
Bernard: *Looks at a text on his phone* Guys, we gotta go to Jersey City with 100 cars on 12 auto-racks.
Lee: Where are they?
CSX Diesels: *Bringing in the auto-racks* Here tu go guys. *Leaves the auto-racks for Jeff, and Bryce* A lot of guys from our line quit to registrarse you. They've helped expand the line into Ohio. Don't let them down.
Stop the song
Jeff: We never intend to let anyone down.
Bryce: Unless they're part of Norfolk Southern.
CSX Diesels: We'll take your other train back to Chattanooga for you.
Jeff & Bryce: *Couple up to the auto-racks*
Buick: *Walks back to his car* I'll stop them if it's the last thing I do.
Lee: Bernard, tu think tu can get to Jersey City before we do?
Bernard: Let's find out! *Drives his Cadillac*
Lee: *With Janet, driving after him in his Firebird*
Buick: *Gets a flat tire, and can't go forward* NO!!! *Gets out of his car, and runs after them*
Jeff & Bryce: *Taking off with their new train*
Lee: See tu around Buick Baltimore!
Buick: STOP!!! *Running after them* WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!
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Everything pauses in place for the end credits
Cast Of Characters
SeanTheHedgehog as Lee Brent
Jeff & Bryce the Norfolk & Western diesels as theirselves
Dragovich & Josh the Norfolk Southern diesels as theirselves
Hannah Belle as Janet Gunray
Sir Topham Hatt as Bernard Moore
Soundtrack
Money: rosado, rosa Floyd
Cargo Movin' People: Norfolk & Western
Rooster Tails: Bruno Coon
Nobody Does It Better Instrumental: Marvin Hamlisch
Dark March: GTA Liberty City Stories
The End
This is a work of fiction. Any portrayal of real people o events is purely coincidental.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from August 28, 2016
Enjoy the preview
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Sean: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Sean: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Sean: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.
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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!
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Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*
Mr. Conductor: This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk. There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight budget, we'll only allow Thomas, and five of his friends, Diesel Ten ,and his two goons, as well as a purple tank engine that has no face to be in the movie.
Gordon: *Waiting at station* 8, 7, 6, 5, 4-
Thomas: *Arrives* 3, 2, 1, blast off!! *Stops at station* Why were tu counting down?
Gordon: I was counting how many segundos tu had until tu were late.
Thomas: Ha, look who's talking fatty.
Gordon: Fatty? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! NOBODY CALLS ME FATTY!!
Diesel 10: *Goes past* Outta my way steamies! Suck my dick... o cock!
Gordon: Isn't that the same thing?
Thomas: Who cares? Can't he suck his own di... What was it he said?
Gordon: tu don't want to remember.
Mr. Conductor: And now to interrupt the story so that I can mostrar tu where I live. Shining Time Station. I live there with many other people, but I have to tell tu más about it later, because I'm holding up the story. And por the way, I think tu might be in this story too.
Thomas: Hmm, if Diesel 10 is causing havoc, there must be a lost steamie around here.
James: *Singing* One two three O' clock, four O' clock, rock!
Percy: *Hearing James* Make it stop!!
James: Five six seven O' clock, eight O' clock, rock!
Percy: *Leaving sheds*
James: Nine ten eleven O' clock, twelve O' clock, rock! We're gonna rock! Rock, around the clock!
Thomas: *Slowly backs into buffers* HOLY BOTHERATIONS!!!
James: tu weren't concentrating Thomas. Lucky for tu that tu were going slow.
Thomas: What? tu think I'd be that crazy to go fast, and come off the rails?
James: uhh.. Maybe?
Thomas: What are tu doing in the shed James?
James: I was being naughty, and the fat culo controller told me to stay here, and think about my mistake.
Thomas: I think tu made another mistake por calling Sir Tophamm Hat fat.
James: Well, it's not my fault he's overweight.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* hola tu two!! My name is Diesel 10!!
Thomas: Great, no one cares.
Diesel 10: Well tu should. I'm looking for a lost steam engine! Have tu seen her?
Thomas: Four wheels?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Purple paint, with a golden smokebox?
Diesel 10: Yep.
Thomas: The word Lady is written on both sides?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Never heard of her.
Diesel 10: Oh well. *Leaves*
James: There's a lost engine?
Song (Start at 0:17): link
Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The castillo of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after jumping out of the landing craft*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, in charge of storm troopers.
Republic Soldiers: *Landing in the snow*
Stop the song
Major Smith: *Inside the castle, wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform* Allow me to introduce myself. *Walking towards General Rosemeyer* Major Johann Smith, enlisted into the Imperials from the Outer Rim.
Colonel Kramer: Guard!
Major Smith: *Shoots a storm trooper with a silenced blaster*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog presents.
John: *Inside a shed with Mary* Take your clothes off.
Mary: But I-
John: Don't argue. Take your clothes off.
Morris: *Wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform, he places a suitcase on a mesa, tabla in front of an officer* Hello.
Announcer: A estrella Wars fan Fiction.
Morris: *Pulls out a silenced blaster, and shoots the officer. He turns around, and shoots a storm trooper*
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Morris: *Sitting with John in a bar* Now with McPherson dead, there's only five of us left. So either tu let me know what's going on o there's only gonna be four.
Song (Start at 2:26): link
John & Morris: *Get on parte superior, arriba of a cable car from the parte superior, arriba of a cable car station*
Announcer: From the autor who brought tu Six Shooters, and it's sequel Six Shooters 2. Also responsible for the Thomas & friends parody Trainz.
Stop the song
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is proud to present....
John: *Pointing an E-11 at Morris* Lieutenant, drop that gun.
Morris: *Also holding an E-11* What?
John: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Morris: *Drops his gun* What the hell are tu talking about?
Song (Start at 0:27): link
Announcer:....Where Eagles Dare.
Morris: *Throws a bomb out a window*
Mary: *Enters a bar in a beige coat, and a black beret*
John: *Sets a bomb onto a pole por the road*
Imperial Officer: *Walking towards a bomb with a wire trap set below his ankles*
Officers & Stormtroopers: *Running to the middle of the castle, all carrying E-11 blasters*
John: *Laying down, looking through macrobinoculars*
Morris: *Stabs an officer with a light stick, a smaller version of a light saber*
Imperial Officer: *Walks into the wire, setting the bomb off*
Stop the song
Stormtroopers: *In an IFT-D as it blows up*
Morris: *In a speeder bike, passing two Imperial troop transports that explode*
John: *Riding in the sidecar of Morris' speeder bike*
Stormtroopers: *Driving land speeders towards a pole that gets blown up*
John: *Driving a speederbus, hitting two Tie Fighters, making them explode as they land on a fuel tank*
Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in...
Song (Start at 2:45): link
Where Eagles Dare
Coming soon to this very club.
Song: link
Announcer: Stay tuned for a special vista previa to the siguiente fan fiction coming to this club from SeanTheHedgehog.
The song fades away
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Announcer: Have a good day, and enjoy our feature presentation.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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Roanoke Virginia, 7 AM
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Waiting with a freight train*
Workmen: *Checking the freight cars*
Yard Master: *Watching the Workmen give him the thumbs up* You're clear to go comrades.
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Pulling a coal train out of the train yard in Roanoke*
SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS
A fan FICTION FEATURING TALKING TRAINS
NORFOLK & WESTERN
STARRING SEANTHEHEDGEHOG AS LEE BRENT
JEFF & BRYCE THE NORFOLK & WESTERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES
DRAGOVICH & JOSH THE NORFOLK SOUTHERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES
HANNAH BELLE AS JANET GUNRAY
TOM HIDDLESTON AS BUICK BALTIMORE
AND SIR TOPHAM HATT AS BERNARD MOORE
The song fades away as the beginning occurs in Chatanooga Tennessee.
Lee: *Walking with Bernard*
Bernard: As you're aware, tu will have several people, and their engines try to stop tu guys.
Lee: I think we'll be okay. I'll distract the humans, and my diesels will be más than capable of handling the other engines.
Bernard: Very well. This freight train must get through 100% intact. If they find out that we're trying to reopen the Norfolk & Western, they will stop at nothing to shut us down.
Lee: You'll be waiting for us at Norfolk, right?
Bernard: Right. The people there need coal, steel, and oranges.
Lee: How many freight cars?
Bernard: Seven coal cars, six cars of steel, and six refrigerator cars for the oranges.
Lee: Okay. My diesels will have a good run with that load. See tu in Norfolk.
Bernard: tu got it. *Gets into a brand new Cadillac, and drives away*
Lee: *Walks back to his house*
Lee's inicial was right siguiente to a yard, where Jeff, and Bryce worked.
Lee: *Walks up to Jeff, and Bryce* Okay tu two, things are going to change for us. If we play our cards right, we can expand our operations, and really restore the Norfolk & Western.
Jeff: Then our objective will be complete.
Bryce: What do we need to do to complete our task?
Lee: CSX is bringing a freight train towards us any segundo now. Once it arrives, bring it to Norfolk Virginia. We need to get there with everything intact.
Bryce: How much time do we have?
Lee: Three days. With a very short amount of stops for fuel, and filling up the hotboxes with oil, tu should make it on time.
Bryce: Are tu riding with us?
Lee: No. I have my own transportation. To distract any humans that chase you, leaving tu to deal with other engines.
Jeff: Well where is it?
Lee: In my garage. *Walks into the garage*
Jeff: Can't wait to see this.
The front door opened, and out came Lee in a brand new Pontiac Firebird.
Jeff: Whoa!
Bryce: *Laughing* That is some set of wheels tu got there.
Lee: *Stops siguiente to them, and gets out* Thanks. Wait here, I think your train will be here soon. *Walks to the other end of the yard*
The CSX diesels that delivered the train for Jeff, and Bryce just uncoupled, and left with forty empty auto racks.
Lee: It's here!
Jeff & Bryce: *Back up to the train, and couple up to it*
Lee: Meet me back at my car for a brief overview of what we're doing.
Jeff: Right. *Pulls the train with Bryce*
They stopped right siguiente to his car.
Lee: *Gets into his car, and looks at the two diesels* Okay tu two, tu know where to go?
Bryce: Norfolk Virginia.
Jeff: To restore the N&W.
Lee: Right. See tu over there.
Jeff: tu got it.
Lee: *Starts his car, and revs the engine twice*
Jeff: *Blows his horn twice*
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Lee: *Quickly takes off in his car*
Jeff: *Pulls the train with Bryce*
Lee: *Drifts to the right passing a green traffic light*
Jeff: *Increasing speed as he pulls the train with Bryce*
Lee: *Going over 100 miles an hour*
Jeff: *Passing three steam engines*
Bryce: *Winks at N&W 611, then at NKP 765, then at Southern 4501*
Steam Engines: *Falling in amor with Bryce*
Bryce: Lovely ladies, eh Jeff?
Jeff: Let's focus on steam engines another time. *Passes a railroad crossing*
Lee: *Goes onto a dirt road, and makes a long drift going left*
Jeff: See Lee anywhere?
Bryce: Nope.
Lee: *Goes over a bridge crossing over Jeff, and Bryce's train*
Bryce: There he is.
Lee: *Turns right, and goes parallel to Jeff, and Bryce*
Bryce: Hey, how fast does that thing go?
Lee: Over 200. I don't know the exact speed yet, but I've gone pretty fast in this car. What's your parte superior, arriba speed tu two?
Jeff: With this train, and the condition of the tracks, probably 65.
Man: *Having a picnic with his wife, son, and daughter. He sees Jeff, and Bryce pulling their train with Lee driving alongside them*
Honda Guy: *Driving up siguiente to Lee* hola showoff! tu think that car of yours is hot stuff?
Lee: Yes, and so are my two diesels.
Honda Guy: *Looks at Jeff, and Bryce* They're your diesels?!
Lee: Yeah! We're reopening the Norfolk & Western line.
Honda Guy: Whatever, I came here to race you. tu in?
Lee: You're out. *Floors it* Enjoy the mostrar tu two!
Jeff & Bryce: *Watching the Honda guy lose to Lee*
Honda Guy: *Going 75 miles an hour*
Lee: *Going over 130*
Honda Guy: Why did I buy a Fit?! *His car brakes down, and he pulls over, hitting a tree. Then all of the tires go flat*
Jeff & Bryce: *Laughing*
Lee: *Drifts right as he passes a railroad crossing, and drives on the right side of the tracks*
Jeff & Bryce: *Passing the railroad crossing with their train*
Lee continued driving his car, but the road was moving further from the railroad tracks.
Lee: *Sees a wedding car*
Bride: *Steps in front of Lee*
Lee: *Brakes*
The bride was Janet Gunray. She stepped into Lee's car.
Janet: Floor it!
Bill: *Drives as fast as he can* What was that about?
Janet: Bad marriage.
Bill: With who?
Janet: Someone my parents forced me to marry. Take me to the police.
Bill: I'm afraid I can't do that. I need to get to Norfolk Virginia, it's urgent business.
Janet: It'll only take a minute.
Bill: Not enough time ma'am, I can't even waste half a minute.
Janet: You're going 120, I think tu can spare at least some time to stop at a police station.
Bill: I'm sorry. The only way you're getting to a police station is por jumping out of this car, and I'm sure that's not something tu wanna do.
Janet: *Sighs, sits back, and looks out the front window angrily*
Meanwhile, Norfolk Southern got word about Jeff, and Bryce's train.
NS Employee: *Walking down a hallway with a letter*
Buick: *Stops the employee* What's this? *Takes the letter*
NS Employee: Urgent business sir. Two men, and two diesels are attempting to reopen the Norfolk & Western.
Buick: And where are they?
NS Employee: They just left here sir. They're on their way to Norfolk Virginia.
Buick: They're gonna have to try very hard if they want to escape from me! Buick Baltimore!!
NS Employee: Can I have my letter back?
Buick: Yeah sure. *Give the letter back* Give that to our boss, and tell him I'm going to stop the people trying to reopen the Norfolk & Western.
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Janet: So, what's your urgent business in Norfolk?
Lee: *Sings* We're cargo movin' people. We do it everyday. We mover the freight this country needs.
Jeff: Across the USA.
Janet: *Looks at Jeff, then at Bryce*
Lee: Like coal, and steel, and automobiles tu bet we know the way. We're cargo movin' people. From N&W, Railway.
Janet: How long were they there.
Lee: They were following us on that track for about a mile.
Jeff & Bryce: *Sings* Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us. Service tu can count on, from people tu can trust. When it's cargo moving time it's time to put it on the line! Of Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us.
Buick: *Takes the record out of the record player, and smashes it* We need a song! Anything better than what we just heard.
Dragovich: Leave it to us comrade. Me, and Josh will defeat those diesels, and tu follow Lee Brent in your Ford Fusion.
Buick: That's settled then, let's do this. *Drives away in his car*
Josh: If you're an American engine on an American railway, why do tu have a Russian accent?
Dragovich: Who dicho this railroad is American? It's secretly been run por Russian Communists since 1982, and we caused the NS merger. Now we can prove that we're better than the Americans in this country!
The Norfolk Southern diesels sang their own version of Cargo Movin' People while leaving the yards to capture Jeff, and Bryce.
Dragovich: We hate Norfolk & Western, along with CSX, and anyone that likes American Railroads.
Josh: They think they're better than us, but hey, we'll prove them wrong.
Dragovich: Cause we're NS. Norfolk Southern.
Singers: Norfolk Southern. We are Communists. Service tu can't count on. From people tu can't trust. When it's cargo moving time it's time to kill the Capitalists, along with CSX, cause we're Norfolk Southern. We are Communists.
Song (Start at 0:26): link
Singers: *On a bus following Jeff, and Bryce* Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us.
Janet: *Looking at the people*
Singers: Service tu can count on, from people tu can trust. When it's cargo moving time it's time to put it on the line! Of Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us.
Lee was still driving siguiente to Jeff, and Bryce.
Lee: Okay, the road is starting to mover away from your tracks again. Good luck tu guys.
Jeff: We'll be fine.
Bryce: Just make sure no one follows you.
Buick: *Talks through a loudspeaker* It's too late for that Lee Brent!! Look behind you.
Lee: *Looks back, and sees Buick Baltimore, following him in a red Ford Fusion*
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Lee: Let's see if he likes the dirt roads. *Drifts to the right, onto a dirt road*
Buick: *Follows*
Janet: It's a bit narrow, don't tu think?
Lee: Nope. *Drifts to the left*
NS Employee: *Driving a Ford truck* Ford rules! We'll catch tu with our Fords.
Buick: At least go faster tu imbecile!!
Lee: *Sees a broken bridge* Like flying? I do. *Increases speed*
Janet: AHHH!!!!
Lee: *Jumps the bridge, and makes it across*
NS Employee: *Stops*
Stop the song
Buick: *Hits the truck, and watches it land in the stream below* tu fool!! I told tu to speed up!!!
NS Employee: In a truck?
Buick: tu had off-road tyres!!!!!
Dragovich, and Josh were heading down the line in hot pursuit.
Dragovich: Okay, so they're out of Chatanooga, but they're not gonna make it to Norfolk.
Josh: They're far ahead of us. How do we stop them?
Dragovich: We'll catch up eventually. They have to stop to fill up the journal boxes on their freight cars with oil while they stop to fuel up. We don't have any journal boxes to worry about with freight cars. We just have to fill up our boxes on our trucks while refueling.
Josh: Okay. That's a good idea.
Knoxville Tennessee.
Jeff & Bryce: *Refueling at a depot*
Jeff: How are the journal boxes on the freight cars?
Worker 73: Just finished filling them up with oil.
Bryce: All of them?
Worker 73: Yep. You're good to go.
Jeff: Thanks. *Blows his horn twice as he departs with Bryce, and their freight train*
Dragovich: *With Josh, they get closer to Jeff, and Bryce* They're on the left track. We need to switch onto their line before they escape.
Josh: I don't see any switches.
Dragovich: Then we'll follow these two until we find one, then couple up to the back of their train. Let's go. *Increasing speed, and actually going faster than Jeff, and Bryce*
Josh: Wait for me.
Bryce: Oh Jeff, we got company.
Jeff: They're on the right track. They won't bother us.
Bryce: What if they switch onto our line, and wreck our train?
Jeff: Along with their selves? They wouldn't be that foolish.
Dragovich: *Sees a switch* I found a switch, but there's too many freight cars on their line.
Josh: We better slow down. *Stops with Dragovich, and waits for the end of the train to pass*
They moved adelante, hacia adelante when the whole train passed, but didn't realize the points were against them.
Dragovich: *Goes off the tracks*
Josh: *Pushes Dragovich, and also goes off the tracks*
Dragovich: Way to go Josh.
Josh: It's not my fault. tu should have taken a better look at the switch.
As Jeff, and Bryce were leaving Knoxville with their freight train, they began to go parallel to the road again.
Jeff: If Lee didn't pass por here, I hope he comes por soon.
Lee was actually behind Jeff, and Bryce. He, and Janet had to stop for fuel.
Janet: Who was that guy in the red car?
Lee: I wish I knew. tu don't have to tag along anymore if tu don't want to, I think the siguiente police station is-
Janet: But I do want to keep going with you. This is beginning to get exciting.
Lee: tu sure tu want to go all the way to Norfolk?
Janet: Positive.
Lee: Okay. Check the tank.
Janet: *Takes the hose out of the tank, and checks to see how much is in the tank* We're full.
Lee: Okay. Wait here while I pay the man inside. *Goes into the gas station*
Janet: *Sits in the driver's seat*
Lee: *At the cash register with two cans of Sprite, and two bags of gummy life savers* I'd like these four items please, and *Gives cashier $30* That's for the gas.
Cashier: *Types numbers into the cash register* Your drinks, and snacks are going to be $5.
Lee: *Gives Cashier a five dollar bill* Bag please.
Cashier: *Hands Lee a plastic bag*
Lee: *Puts the sprites, and gummy life savers into the bag* Thanks a lot. *Walks out with the bag*
When we walked towards his car, he saw Janet getting it started.
Lee: HEY!! *Runs into the car while Janet is driving* What are tu trying to do? Steal this thing?
Janet: If I wanted to steal it, I would have taken off without you.
Lee: Well what are tu doing?
Janet: Getting away from the guy who was chasing us earlier.
Lee: *Looks behind him, and sees Buick Baltimore in his Ford Fusion* Can tu drive as good as me?
Janet: Better.
Lee: That's good. Let's see what tu got.
Janet: *Drifts left*
Buick: *Follows Janet*
Janet: *Driving towards a football field*
In front of them was a tow truck.
Person 94: I appreciate tu coming here to tow my car, but siguiente time, park anywhere else that isn't on the field.
Janet: *Driving towards the tow truck*
Lee: You're gonna get us killed.
Janet: Oh no I won't. *Increases speed, and drives on the ramp at the back of the truck, going through the goal. She lands on a building, drives off of it, and lands on más grass. She drives onto a three lane highway*
Buick: *Stops when he sees Janet driving on the highway* I better take a short cut.
Lee: Sometimes, better isn't always the best thing.
Janet: I lost him, didn't I?
Lee: tu nearly killed us. It's a miracle tu didn't even put a scratch on the car. *Sees a sign for Roanoke* Head for Roanoke. siguiente stop we make, I'm getting back in the driver's seat.
Janet: Okay. *Drives to Roanoke*
Janet continued driving. Lee, Janet, Jeff, and Bryce had just exited Knoxville. The siguiente town they had to get to was Roanoke.
Janet: What's in the bag?
Lee: When we stopped at the gas station, I got us a sprite, and gummy life savers.
Janet: Ooh. I'm starving. Can tu take over?
Lee: Yeah.
Janet: *Stops on the side of the road*
They got out, and switched seats.
Lee: *Opens a can of sprite, and puts it in the left cup holder* Okay, tu can put yours in the right cup holder. Let's do this. *Drives*
Buick: *Turns onto their road, and follows from an intersection* I sure am sneaky. That short cut put me directly behind Lee Brent. I have to stop him from getting to Norfolk, but I hope those diesels can stop Jeff, and Bryce.
Lee: *Looks behind him* Will tu look at that? Our friend in the red fusion doesn't know when to give up. Let's get siguiente to him, and see what he wants. *Lowers his window, and slows down so that he's on the right side of Buick's car* Hey! Why are tu following us?
Buick: Because I'm Buick Baltimore!!
Lee: If your name's Buick, how come you're driving a Ford?
Janet: *Giggles*
Lee didn't feel threatened at all. He just kept smiling, even when Buick dicho this.
Buick: Listen to me tu cocky Yankee! I work for Norfolk Southern, and I will stop at nothing to stop tu from reopening the Norfolk & Western!
Lee: Anything tu say pal! *Floors it*
Buick: *Follows*
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Lee: *Driving down the highway*
Buick: *Following Lee*
Lee: For a sedan, he's quick. *Looks up ahead* Aha. A CSX train yard. *Turns left, crossing the other side of the highway, and enters the CSX yard*
Buick: *Follows Lee, hitting a Camry on his way to the yard. He put a massive dent on the right side of the front*
Lee: *Looks ahead* And just as I thought. Trains all over. *Drives siguiente to a freight train*
Stop the song. A disco instrumental version of Cargo Movin' People is now being played as Lee gets closer to the CSX diesels pulling the train.
CSX 706: Lee Brent! We heard a lot about you.
Lee: Nice to see tu guys. A Norfolk Southern employee is following us. Wanna play games with him?
CSX 706: tu bet. We got ten tracks here. Just stay over 90, and tu can hide anywhere tu want.
Lee: Okay. *Goes faster than the CSX train*
Buick: *Tries to keep up, but has a tough time keeping control on the stones*
Lee: *Gets on the left side of the train* How much further to Roanoke?!
CSX 706: 180 miles! There's another yard about half a mile down this line, tu can get out there, and make your way back to Roanoke. The signs will tell tu which way to go!
Lee: Got it, thanks!
CSX 706: Say hi to Jeff, and Bryce for me.
Lee: Will do!
Buick: *Stops his car* They got away again! *Hits the dashboard with his fist* At this rate, they will make it to Norfolk!
Roanoke, Jeff, and Bryce finally made it. They stopped to refuel, and let workmen fill up the hotboxes on their freight cars.
Bryce: Now we're making progress.
Jeff: The only thing that can stop us now is-
Bryce: *Sees Southern 630 passes with a six car excursion* Hello steam! *Uncouples from the train, and pushes Jeff as he follows 630*
Jeff: Bryce, I told tu to chase steam engines later. We have an important task to complete.
Bryce: But she has a nice pair of cylinders. Besides the 4501, she's the bustiest lady I've ever seen!
Jeff: Bryce! Just stop! *Brakes*
Meanwhile, with Lee, and Janet.
Janet: *Eating her gummy lifesavers* Can we pull over somewhere for lunch?
Lee: Yeah. If I were you, I'd save the rest of those lifesavers for another time. I was going to save mine for after lunch.
They pulled over at a shiny diner.
Song: link
Lee: *Checks his watch*
Janet: tu should be looking at the menu.
Lee: We got plenty of time until the waitress comes back. We got 40 hours until we have to reach Norfolk.
Janet: Don't worry, we'll make it on time.
Lee: I'm not worried.
Waitress: *Arrives*
Lee: Two mini sliders for me please. Hold the cheese.
Janet: And I'll have a basket of chicken tenders with fries.
Waitress: Coming up. *Gives the two naranja sodas*
Lee: Perfect. Just what we ordered.
Janet: And it came at the exact same time.
Lee: Now that we got our drinks, let's wait for our food.
They leaned towards each other, and kissed.
Stop the song
Bryce: *Has Southern 630 trapped in a siding*
Jeff: Come on Bryce, it's not worth it!
Bryce: You're right. You're stuck between me, and the amor of my life. Another time 630. Your tender will be mine. *Leaves with Jeff*
After lunch, Lee, and Janet got out of the restaurant, and back into their car.
Lee: Alright. *Gets into the driver's seat* Time to leave Roanoke behind.
Janet: *Gets in*
Lee: *Starts the car, and floors it out of the parking lot, and heads onto the road for Norfolk*
Dragovich, and Josh got placed back onto the rails.
NS Employee: What happened to you?
Dragovich: We were derailed chasing Jeff, and Bryce.
Josh: They're trying to reopen the Norfolk & Western.
NS Employee: We cannot allow that. We destroyed it por creating this railroad, no one can restore it!
Dragovich: We will stop them.
Josh: Yeah. Make way! *Leaves with Dragovich*
Buick Baltimore was getting new tires for his car.
Buick: Hurry up!!
Mechanic: I'm doing everything I can.
Buick: tu think this is a game?! I have to get out of here right this instant!
Mechanic: Relax buddy. tu have plenty of time.
Buick: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff, and Bryce were also out of Roanoke, with their freight train.
Bryce: I'll probably never see her again.
Jeff: Take it easy. We'll go back after our trip.
Bryce: We better! A sexy locomotive like her doesn't come around often!
Jeff: Just keep your mind on the job, not 630.
Norfolk, seven miles. This was a sign that Lee, Janet, Jeff, and Bryce passed. It was between the highway, and the train tracks.
Lee: We're almost there tu two. Keep it up.
Jeff: We have sixteen minutos left.
Bryce: We'll be fine.
Janet: *Leans towards Lee, and kisses his cheek* You're doing well.
Lee: Thanks.
A red Ford Fusion was getting closer. He was half a mile behind Lee, and Janet.
Janet: *Hugging Lee*
Lee: *Looks at her for a second, then returns his attention to the road*
Two Norfolk Southern diesels were also half a mile behind Jeff, and Bryce.
Bryce: *Looks back* I see headlights.
Jeff: Let's pick up the pace, and warn Lee.
Bryce: Right.
Jeff: *Increasing speed as he pulls the train, then gets siguiente to Lee* Lee!!
Lee: What is it?
Jeff: Two diesels on our tail! Are tu being followed?
Lee: Check behind us.
Janet: *Looks back* I see a red Fusion.
Lee: Yeah. Let's floor it!
Song: link
Lee: *Increasing speed*
Jeff & Bryce: *Go faster*
Buick: tu two know what to do!
Dragovich: Yes sir. *Increases speed with Josh*
Lee: *Drifts off the highway, and goes down a grassy hill*
Janet: *Puts her hands on the roof*
Lee: *Crosses another road*
People: *Stop their cars*
Buick: *About to cruzar, cruz the road*
People: *Continue driving their cars again*
Buick: *Honks his horn, and crashes into a Suburban*
People: *Stopping their cars, and honking their horns*
Buick: *Backs up, and passes the Suburban*
Lee: *Goes up another grassy hill, returning to the highway*
Janet: That should get rid of him.
Lee: I hope it did.
Buick: *Gains air as he goes over the hill, landing on the highway*
Dragovich: We're getting closer.
Josh: Let's hope no más switches are in the way.
But there was another switch. As soon as the last freight car on Jeff, and Bryce's train passed it, Dragovich, and Josh saw the points get switched to send them to the left.
Switcherman: Haha!!
Josh: Is this a joke? Everyone is against us!
Dragovich: It seems that way, but we'll still win.
Stop the song
Lee: We got five más miles.
Janet: Buick's still following us.
Lee: Oh, come on. *Looks at Jeff* Guys, I don't think we'll make it with this Buick guy on our tail.
Jeff: Don't back out on us now!
Bryce: Yeah, we're only 4.9 miles away from Norfolk, we can do this!
Lee: Easy for tu to say. Your enemies are on a track heading away from you.
Dragovich: *Going to the left with Josh* We'll get tu two siguiente time!!!!
Jeff: tu can do it Lee.
Bryce: Don't give up!
Song (Start at 1:24): link
Lee: Who dicho anything about giving up? *Floors it*
Buick: *Following Lee*
Bryce: Yeah!
Jeff: For the N&W!
Lee: I see the exit for Norfolk!! See tu guys at the yard!!! *Turns right*
Buick: *Turns right*
Jeff: Hope he can lose that guy following him.
Bryce: I hope so too.
They passed a truck with the Norfolk Southern logo on it. As they passed the truck, it spun around, to assist Buick in chasing Lee.
Janet: There's another person chasing us.
Lee: He's far away. Let's just worry about Buick.
Janet: Buick Baltimore.
Lee: tu can't escape from me! Buick Baltimore!
They both laughed at that.
Buick: I'm gaining on them.
Lee: *Drifts left*
Buick: *Spins out of control, but manages to follow Lee*
Lee: The yard we're trying to get to should be half a mile in front of us.
It was. Jeff, and Bryce stopped there, and were greeted por Bernard Moore, standing siguiente to his Cadillac.
Bernard: Well done tu two! Where is Lee Brent?
Lee: *Honks his horn twice*
Jeff: Right over there sir.
Lee: *Stops siguiente to Bernard* We did it!
People: *Running towards the train* Yeah!! We got our coal, steel, and oranges!!
Everything got unloaded from the train, and Lee, and his friends completed their objective.
Bernard: Nicely done tu three. Who's the lady with you?
Lee: My new girlfriend.
Janet: *Hugs Lee* I joined him in Chatanooga.
Bernard: Well, it's very nice to meet you.
Song: link
Buick: *Stops behind Lee, and gets out of his car*
Lee: And here's Buick Baltimore. The guy from Norfolk Southern who's been chasing us for 80% of our journey.
Buick: tu may have won, but Norfolk Southern will still destroy Norfolk & Western!
Lee: Anything tu say pal.
Buick: *Walks back to his car*
Lee: I'll tell tu one thing though Mr. Baltimore, tu did make this journey fun.
Buick: *Turns around* How so?
Lee: tu just kept trying to chase us, but tu never succeeded.
Janet: Yeah.
Bernard: *Looks at a text on his phone* Guys, we gotta go to Jersey City with 100 cars on 12 auto-racks.
Lee: Where are they?
CSX Diesels: *Bringing in the auto-racks* Here tu go guys. *Leaves the auto-racks for Jeff, and Bryce* A lot of guys from our line quit to registrarse you. They've helped expand the line into Ohio. Don't let them down.
Stop the song
Jeff: We never intend to let anyone down.
Bryce: Unless they're part of Norfolk Southern.
CSX Diesels: We'll take your other train back to Chattanooga for you.
Jeff & Bryce: *Couple up to the auto-racks*
Buick: *Walks back to his car* I'll stop them if it's the last thing I do.
Lee: Bernard, tu think tu can get to Jersey City before we do?
Bernard: Let's find out! *Drives his Cadillac*
Lee: *With Janet, driving after him in his Firebird*
Buick: *Gets a flat tire, and can't go forward* NO!!! *Gets out of his car, and runs after them*
Jeff & Bryce: *Taking off with their new train*
Lee: See tu around Buick Baltimore!
Buick: STOP!!! *Running after them* WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!
Song: link
Everything pauses in place for the end credits
Cast Of Characters
SeanTheHedgehog as Lee Brent
Jeff & Bryce the Norfolk & Western diesels as theirselves
Dragovich & Josh the Norfolk Southern diesels as theirselves
Hannah Belle as Janet Gunray
Sir Topham Hatt as Bernard Moore
Soundtrack
Money: rosado, rosa Floyd
Cargo Movin' People: Norfolk & Western
Rooster Tails: Bruno Coon
Nobody Does It Better Instrumental: Marvin Hamlisch
Dark March: GTA Liberty City Stories
The End
This is a work of fiction. Any portrayal of real people o events is purely coincidental.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from August 28, 2016
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Enjoy the preview
Theme song: link
Sean: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Sean: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Sean: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.
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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!
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Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*
Mr. Conductor: This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk. There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight budget, we'll only allow Thomas, and five of his friends, Diesel Ten ,and his two goons, as well as a purple tank engine that has no face to be in the movie.
Gordon: *Waiting at station* 8, 7, 6, 5, 4-
Thomas: *Arrives* 3, 2, 1, blast off!! *Stops at station* Why were tu counting down?
Gordon: I was counting how many segundos tu had until tu were late.
Thomas: Ha, look who's talking fatty.
Gordon: Fatty? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! NOBODY CALLS ME FATTY!!
Diesel 10: *Goes past* Outta my way steamies! Suck my dick... o cock!
Gordon: Isn't that the same thing?
Thomas: Who cares? Can't he suck his own di... What was it he said?
Gordon: tu don't want to remember.
Mr. Conductor: And now to interrupt the story so that I can mostrar tu where I live. Shining Time Station. I live there with many other people, but I have to tell tu más about it later, because I'm holding up the story. And por the way, I think tu might be in this story too.
Thomas: Hmm, if Diesel 10 is causing havoc, there must be a lost steamie around here.
James: *Singing* One two three O' clock, four O' clock, rock!
Percy: *Hearing James* Make it stop!!
James: Five six seven O' clock, eight O' clock, rock!
Percy: *Leaving sheds*
James: Nine ten eleven O' clock, twelve O' clock, rock! We're gonna rock! Rock, around the clock!
Thomas: *Slowly backs into buffers* HOLY BOTHERATIONS!!!
James: tu weren't concentrating Thomas. Lucky for tu that tu were going slow.
Thomas: What? tu think I'd be that crazy to go fast, and come off the rails?
James: uhh.. Maybe?
Thomas: What are tu doing in the shed James?
James: I was being naughty, and the fat culo controller told me to stay here, and think about my mistake.
Thomas: I think tu made another mistake por calling Sir Tophamm Hat fat.
James: Well, it's not my fault he's overweight.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* hola tu two!! My name is Diesel 10!!
Thomas: Great, no one cares.
Diesel 10: Well tu should. I'm looking for a lost steam engine! Have tu seen her?
Thomas: Four wheels?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Purple paint, with a golden smokebox?
Diesel 10: Yep.
Thomas: The word Lady is written on both sides?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Never heard of her.
Diesel 10: Oh well. *Leaves*
James: There's a lost engine?
