Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 7: Race You
Daniel: *Walking down a sidewalk*
Lew: *Accidentally bumps into Daniel*
Daniel: Hey! What was that for?
Lew: I'm sorry. I didn't see tu there.
Daniel: Yeah right! tu think you're faster than me?!
Lew: No, but since this is an anime, I CHALLENGE tu TO A RACE!!!
Two hours later, a race track was set up on the streets of Animeland.
Fat Pat: *Watching the race with Shirtless Shane* I wish fred and Bruce weren't too busy.
Shirtless Shane: What are they even doing?
In a forest.
Bruce: *Walking with Fred*
Fred: What are we doing here again?
Bruce: Looking for my lobo family.
Fred: *Annoyed* For what reason?
Bruce: So I can be reunited with my family.
Fred: You're not even related to any wolves. Even if tu were, they would most likely eat tu since you're human.
Bruce: Very funny.
Back to the race
Stephanie: Are tu ready?! *Holding a green flag* Get set!
Lew: *Waiting with Daniel*
Stephanie: *Waves her green flag* Go!
Daniel: *Takes off at 20 miles an hour*
Stephanie: Oh my. That's very fast.
Lew: *Running at 10 miles an hour* How am I supposed to beat him if he's running at twice my speed?
Daniel: *Laughing* I am winning! I am going to get away from Lew! Only one Mexican is good at racing in Animeland, and it's me!
Lew: *Getting tired*
Fat Pat: *Walking over to Lew* Shirtless Shane and I want tu to win.
Lew: Where did tu even come from? tu were at the starting line.
Shirtless Shane: That's not important. We're going to make tu an offer tu can't refuse.
Fat Pat: *Holding a water bottle*
Lew: Just regular water?
Fat Pat: It's not just regular water.
Shirtless Shane: We added nitrous.
Lew: Is that even safe?
Fat Pat: Who cares? This is anime. Nothing makes sense.
Shirtless Shane: Drink it.
Lew: *Drinks the water, and runs at 30 miles an hour*
Shirtless Shane: He didn't even pay us!
Fat Pat: *Holding Lew's wallet* tu were saying?
Daniel: *Running up a colina with his eyes closed as he run with ease* That finish line is just down the other side.
Lew: *Passes Daniel* And it's mine!
Daniel: Oh no tu don't!
They reached the parte superior, arriba of the hill, but Daniel tripped, and fell on Lew. They rolled down the other side of the hill, and passed the finish line.
Daniel: What happened?
Lew: Who won?
Race Official: tu tied.
Race Official: tu passed the finish line at the exact same time, so neither of tu win.
Lew: Well at least I didn't lose.
Daniel: Race tu to the other side?
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have tu in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My butt is very big, because I have to fart. And it'll give tu a very big hard on!
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from August 27, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let tu know what'll happen in the siguiente episode.
Fat Pat: siguiente up in Seaside Adventure.
Shirtless Shane: Stacey has a fishing contest with a few of her friends, and they get into a few other escapades on the beach.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.