Boomer: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
1 mes later...
SB: I AM FINISHED!!!!! :D
Boomer: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! :D
SB: let's go.
outside....
Boomer: we need help.
SB: let's ask those boys in that club over there.
Inside...
Boys: -are making goo goo eyes at them-
SB: excuse us but have tu any bug-eyed blond boys lately? that look like him? -points at Boomer-
misceláneo Boy: haven't seen them cutie.
SB: wtf?
Boomer: did he just call us-
misceláneo Boy: tu two free tonight?
SB: seriously, tu okay?
Boomer: i'm scared.
SB: wait a minuto this... THIS IS A CLUB FOR LESBIAN BOYS!!!
Boomer: O_O
SB: heh heh. RUN perra RUN!!!
SB and Boomer: -run out of there-
Boys: -chase them-
Boomer: WHY AREN'T WE FLYING AWAY?
SB: ehh, i feel lazy. THEY'RE GAINING ON US!
misceláneo Boy: GO OUT WITH ME!
misceláneo Boy: MARRY ME!
SB: don't worry Boomer, i'll save us! >:D -gets out saber- ABRACAPINGAS! -throws saber at lesbian boys-
FAIL.
SB: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Boomer: tu could've just stabbed them.

SB: ................ -sigh- i'm such a dumbass. i guess we live the rest of our lives with Boomers and lesbian boys as our girlfriends.
Boomer: THAT'S IT! :D i got an idea!
misceláneo Boy: kiss ME!
Boomer: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
All lesbianas are quiet...
Boomer: I NEED TO TELL tu SOMETHING!
misceláneo Boy: what is it sweet cheeks?
Boomer: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!
misceláneo Boy: is it me?
misceláneo Boy: o me?
Boys: ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME? ME?
Boomer: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
all lesbianas are quiet again...
Boomer: MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ACTUAL GIRL.
Boys: SAY WHAT?
Boomer: tu HEARD ME tu GAYS.
Boys: SHIT! -walk away-
SB: -whispers- great job Boomer, everyone knows tu don't have a girlfriend.
Boomer: .... yes i do.
SB: it's okay. we're seguro now.
Boomer: no, i really do.
SB: tu do?
Boomer: yeah, it's Bubbles.
misceláneo Boy: -walks up to them- are tu sure we can't do online dating?
SB: get the fuck out.
misceláneo Boy: -walks away-
Brick and Butch: -land-
Boomer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! más LESBIANS!!! SHOOT THEM!!!!!!
Brick: we're not lesbianas dumbass.
Butch: it's just us.
Boomer: yeah right lesbianas in disguise.
Brick: ........ -beats the crap outta Boomer-
Boomer: -is injured- all right you're not lesbians.
SB: i got something on my Boomer detector. the Boomers are at.... Chuck E. Cheese?
Boomer: YAY! WE'RE GOING TO CHUCK E. CHEESE!
SB: let's go.
misceláneo Boy: HEY! más BOYS! LET'S MAKE OUT WITH THEM!
Butch; THEY'RE GONNA RAPE US!!
SB: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!! TO CHUCK E. CHEESE!
-RRB fly away-
misceláneo Boy: WAIT! I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS!!!!
At Chuck E. Chesse....
SB: OMIGOD.
-100 Boomers invading the place-

To be continued....