"...so I put a razor in my mouth and do this. (shows scars) and tu know what? SHE CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF ME! she leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling."
"Jingle bells, batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the bat mobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got AWAY!""HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I couldn't stop laughing when I first heard that on the show.
From batman (1989) "As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls tu beast, I'll rip their lungs out." lol