After having arguments over why demigods don't use pistolas with my friends, I decided to do this. So I figured that there wouldn't have been bullets for the pistolas untill the end of book 3, so this is how the libros might have turned out had demigods used common sence (and guns).
If Demigods Used Guns…
*Announcer's voice* Book 4.
*Cheery little tune*
Chapter 14
The crowd screamed insults at me, but Antaeus raised his hand for silence.
“Weapons,” he insisted. “And then we will see how tu die. Will tu have axes? Shields? Nets? Flamethrowers?”
"Just my gun" I relplied.
The gates opened again, and this time a young warrior came out.
“Who are you?” I asked.
“Ethan Nakamura,” he said. “I have to kill you.”
“Why are tu doing this?”
“I have to prove myself,” Ethan told me. “Only way to registrarse up.”
And with that he charged.
"Sorry Ethan" I dicho as I pulled the trigger on my gun. He crumpled to the floor, and I walked away, feeling a twinge of guilt.
Chapter Battle Sequence.
As I raced across the battlefield, I saw horrible things. An enemy halfbloodwas fighting with a son of Dionysus, but it wasn’t much of a contest.
The enemy stabbed him in the arm then clubbed him over the head with the butt of his sword, and Dionysus’s son went down.
Another enemy warrior shot flaming arrows into the trees, sending our archers and dryads into a
panic. We were being overwhelmed.
Then, out of nowhere Clarisse came with machine pistolas in both hands.
"Say hello to my little friend!" she said, pistolas blazing. All the monsters crumpled to dust. We had won.
THE END
*Cheery little tune*
*Announcer's voice* Book 5
*Cheery little tune*
"I'm immortal, tu fool! I have escaped Tartarus. tu have no business here, and no chance to live." Kronos roared
Nico drew his sword—three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. "I don't agree."
The ground rumbled. Cracks appeared m the road, the sidewalks, the sides of the buildings. Skeletal hands grasped the air as the dead clawed their way into the world of the living. There were thousands of them, and as they emerged, the Titan's monsters got jumpy and started to back up.
Out came a child of Apollo. "That's pretty cool Nico." the kid said, "but this is cooler. Guys! Fire!"
Out of nowhere, 20 campers came with guns, firing at Kronos. Most of the bullets bounced off, but one hit his Achilles Heel. He howled in pain, and disintegrated into dust. Then they turned on the monsters and turned them to dust. I guess I wasn't the hero.
THE END
*Cheery little tune*
If Demigods Used Guns…
*Announcer's voice* Book 4.
*Cheery little tune*
Chapter 14
The crowd screamed insults at me, but Antaeus raised his hand for silence.
“Weapons,” he insisted. “And then we will see how tu die. Will tu have axes? Shields? Nets? Flamethrowers?”
"Just my gun" I relplied.
The gates opened again, and this time a young warrior came out.
“Who are you?” I asked.
“Ethan Nakamura,” he said. “I have to kill you.”
“Why are tu doing this?”
“I have to prove myself,” Ethan told me. “Only way to registrarse up.”
And with that he charged.
"Sorry Ethan" I dicho as I pulled the trigger on my gun. He crumpled to the floor, and I walked away, feeling a twinge of guilt.
Chapter Battle Sequence.
As I raced across the battlefield, I saw horrible things. An enemy halfbloodwas fighting with a son of Dionysus, but it wasn’t much of a contest.
The enemy stabbed him in the arm then clubbed him over the head with the butt of his sword, and Dionysus’s son went down.
Another enemy warrior shot flaming arrows into the trees, sending our archers and dryads into a
panic. We were being overwhelmed.
Then, out of nowhere Clarisse came with machine pistolas in both hands.
"Say hello to my little friend!" she said, pistolas blazing. All the monsters crumpled to dust. We had won.
THE END
*Cheery little tune*
*Announcer's voice* Book 5
*Cheery little tune*
"I'm immortal, tu fool! I have escaped Tartarus. tu have no business here, and no chance to live." Kronos roared
Nico drew his sword—three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. "I don't agree."
The ground rumbled. Cracks appeared m the road, the sidewalks, the sides of the buildings. Skeletal hands grasped the air as the dead clawed their way into the world of the living. There were thousands of them, and as they emerged, the Titan's monsters got jumpy and started to back up.
Out came a child of Apollo. "That's pretty cool Nico." the kid said, "but this is cooler. Guys! Fire!"
Out of nowhere, 20 campers came with guns, firing at Kronos. Most of the bullets bounced off, but one hit his Achilles Heel. He howled in pain, and disintegrated into dust. Then they turned on the monsters and turned them to dust. I guess I wasn't the hero.
THE END
*Cheery little tune*
Well where do I begin.It was a great book with lots of twist and turns and unexpected things.I went through about ten dollars worth of tissues during the whole book.And that ending made me want to jump off a cliff and die.I'm pretty sure most of tu felt the same way.My otp fell into tarturus like percabeth. Still crying over that por the way.Uncle Rick has really gone over board on those cliff hangers and now I really really need to read the siguiente book.But we all have to wait until siguiente fall 2013.Well good luck with your patience and what not. See tu siguiente book. Peace in all that demigodeshness.
This is how many people crush who!
And who wins? Drum roll please. *Drum roll*
And the winner is Leo!
The lista for Boys
Leo:9
Percy:4(Percy fans watch out for Annabeth)
Nico:2
Luke:1
Stoll Brothers:1
Clovis:1
And who will win in the girls side! Let's see, Drum roll please.
*Drum roll*
And the winner is a tie! Annabeth and Piper!
The lista for girls
Annabeth:1
Piper:1
And this is the end of the mostrar How Many People Like Who, good night, and demigod!
And who wins? Drum roll please. *Drum roll*
And the winner is Leo!
The lista for Boys
Leo:9
Percy:4(Percy fans watch out for Annabeth)
Nico:2
Luke:1
Stoll Brothers:1
Clovis:1
And who will win in the girls side! Let's see, Drum roll please.
*Drum roll*
And the winner is a tie! Annabeth and Piper!
The lista for girls
Annabeth:1
Piper:1
And this is the end of the mostrar How Many People Like Who, good night, and demigod!
