what would tu do if percy o annabeth came up behind tu and tu turned around and he o she kissed tu

I would wonder what drugs I'm on...

I would be mad because why would Percy be cheating on Annabeth? I would demand explanation. Those two are just so epic together. <3

Me: Hey! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Percy: I like you.
Me: I'm now going to keep searching for L. I doubt tu know where he is..
Percy: Who's L?
Me: ... (Begins to walk away..)
Percy: WAIT! I might be able to...
Me: Help me? Sure.. makes it easier for me. Heh heh heh..
Percy: Okay then.
Me: (Notices l across the calle eating ice cream.) How about I go on the other side of the calle and tu go the other way...
Percy: Oh, okay. We can meet back here later.. (He walks away.)
Me: That will never happen.. (I cruzar, cruz the calle and walk towards L.)
LATER...
Percy: Where is she?? (He looks across the calle and sees l and I eating ice cream.) Oh there she is.. Is this the person she's looking for? (He crosses the calle and walks up to our table.) Is this the person tu were looking for?
Me: Who are you?
Percy: Huh? What do tu mean?
Me: That doesn't answer my question. Go away I don't need your help anymore.
Percy: Fine.. Goodbye then.. (He walks away.)
L: tu never needed his help to find me.
Me: Exactly, I just wanted him to go away. I mean who walks up to someone and kisses them?
L: People like him..
THE END

Turn around and slap Percy then accuse him that he is too young to start molesting kids

:OO i'd be like, ^3^

lmao !

I'd get a huge ego but stop it before it happens before Percy here's about it and wrecks my face.

What wouldn't I do? One Two Three not only with me got 180 defrees but I'm caught in berween...

If it was Percy: Saying "Are tu gay?"

If it was Annabeth: "Are tu cheating on Percy?" when she says yes. Epic make-out time.

melt into a puddle of denial and eternal happinnes

If annabeth kissed me, I'd probably have the same reaction as Percy at the end of the Last Olympian. But I wouldn't stop her, to hades with Percy!

id be like 'omg!' because i would be shocked that:
1. percy was real, meaning camp half blood was real
2. (prob the last thing i would be thinking about) r u cheating on annabeth

I'd shout, "PERCABETH TRAITOR!!!"