Ellen DeGeneres
2. I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
Ellen DeGeneres
3. I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
Ellen DeGeneres
4. I was coming inicial from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
Ellen DeGeneres
5. I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when tu sit in that silence. 'Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.'
Ellen DeGeneres
6. My grandmother started walking five miles a día when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
7. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. [i/]
Ellen Degeneres
8. [i]Sometimes tu can't see yourself clearly until tu see yourself through the eyes of others.[i/]
Ellen DeGeneres
9. [i]Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then tu know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
Ellen DeGeneres
10. The only thing that scares me más than el espacio aliens is the idea that there aren't any el espacio aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
Ellen DeGeneres [u/]
11. In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but tu could see it a whole lot better.
[u]Ellen DeGeneres, (attributed)
12. They say tu just stand over there, he'll say thank tu and tu walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five o six years known that he was gonna call me over.
Ellen DeGeneres, Commenting on being called over to sit with Johnny Carson back in 1986
13. I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
14. I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
15. Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally tu wouldn't say, thank God I have gas.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
16. The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she dicho "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
17. Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
Ellen DeGeneres, Newsweek, 04-97, regarding Jerry Falwell's comentarios
18. The way I see it... If tu need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
Ellen DeGeneres, On Cell phones and driving
19. I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe tu don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
Ellen DeGeneres, on Oprah Winfrey 1995
20. tu have to have funny faces and words, tu can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
Ellen DeGeneres, US Magazine, January 1995
This is a story about a friend who asked a friend for a ride to the church , comida pantry. The driver of the friend receiving assistance , who is also related to the director of the comida pantry had to walk out due to discrimination. The director went out of bounds, por rude actions forcing the driver to not only walk out and not be able to help friend stock up on food. But also proceeds to tell friend , that driver is not allowed to come back. Then the driver calls the church to reportar this discrimination and they tell driver that comida pantry is separate from church. So driver asked what to do about reporting such a matter and church secretary says Pastor will be in contact with driver. The director of comida pantry is only actuación this way towards driver because it is her ex-daughter in-law . The friend and driver thought this would make a great mostrar because it shows the lack of care in the church, as well as discrimination amongst a family.
Dear Ellen, my name is jean. Patty is my best bud of 45 + yrs. Patty has luekemia. She is on SSDI and her SUV died winter of 2014, and is still without a car. She is always in a positive attitude and never says "no" to someone in need. She lives with & cares for her mom & challenged brother. The family has no auto. There is not always a fill-in for rides to doctors & store. I rarely get to see her now, we only live cruzar, cruz town. Can tu PLEASE help her. She was also my taxi, as my car was stolen in2007. We don't get to go birding o estrella gazing any more. That was our therapy. I miss seeing por friend. Can tu help her? Your Loyal admirer, Jean. P.S. Just found out that her half brother will lose house because of motorcycle accident. he is so lucky to even be alive. All money has gone to surgeries & bill. It was other driver's fault but has limited insurance. He can't work again and exhausted all option. Neil's family needs help too. Many surge ries still to come.
