What it`s your favourite Sheldon quote?

Can't quite remember but it's Sheldon talking to Raj; "You're afraid of women and insects...Ladybugs must make tu catatonic"

I weep for humanity!!!!!!!

If we lived in the world where slow moving xenon produced light youd be correct. Also, pigs would fly, my derriere would produce cotton candy, and the Phantom Menace would be a timeless classic.

"If por holey smokes tu mean something that could be found scribbled on the muro of any men's room at the DMV than sure."