The Annoying naranja

We start our fanfiction with a pan through a desert, where bizzare rock formations, tumbleweeds, and cacti can be seen. After we get to see some of the beautiful, yet hot scenery, two blurs, coloured brown and blue respectively, zipped down the road leaving cacti to pull up.

The blue blur froze in mid-run, revealing itself to be a tall, ostrich-like bird. It had a light-blue body, neck, tail feathers, a purple head, head plumage, wings, and a yellow beak and legs. Below the bird, his Latin name, "Road Runner - Zippicus Birdius", appeared in a Western-style font. The assumed-to-be-frozen creature...

Orange: I am annoying in my heart,
Hey, knife, tu look so sharp,
And tu would like to chop me, easy,
But mister, hola that tu know what, you're dull just like a butt [laughs],
Knife guy, tu can't chop me, jugo, jugo de me.

Pear: If I didn't have you, there would be nothing left,
The skin of a pera who could never be his best,
Despite your annoyingness, I'm still your best friend,
Orange, please, now don't be dead, yeah.

Little Apple: All my life, you're a great prize,
Called me a midget, tu made me get angry,
And tu made fun of my size,
But despite that, nobody can chop tu down.

Marshmallow: All my life,...

Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one slip!
Now we're flying way too fast,
Farting is quite a gas!

Flatulence is my thing,
'Cause it's got a gassy ring,
I'm farting as I sing my song,
So why don't tu all fart along?
My fart ship is not active,
If tu don't fart attractive,
So come on now and mostrar your fart,
'Cause it's a smelly piece of art!

Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one...