televisión Quote Contest! Round 13: How I Met Your Mother. Pick tu favorito! (Quotes are in the comments)

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 VMars4ever posted hace más de un año
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VMars4ever picked 1:
1 - Barney: It's gonna be legen-wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is dary. Legendary!

2 - Robin: I care about you Barney. This kind of stuff... the emotional stuff. It's not your thing. I thought I'd save you the trouble.
Barney: Maybe I don't want to be saved the trouble. Maybe I want the trouble. I haven't wanted the trouble in a long time. But with you, the trouble doesn't seem so... troubling. I don't know, I thought... I guess I thought you felt the same way.

3 - Barney: Seriously. Jesus started the whole "wait three days" thing. He waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and then they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and then the dude would be like "Uh okayy, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the exact right number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, they're all in there "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", then BAM! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. Three days. We wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.

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SG1-090 picked 3:
How can it not be 3? IT's just so perfect, hilarious and so Barney.
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