Olivia was cold and tired, this case was really beginning to suck. They had finally caught the perp (this guy who had beaten 12 women to death with his bare hands) they had been investigating for the past mes only to find out that he had jumped bail after making a threat against their annoying new ADA Kim Greylek. Now here she was sitting outside Greylek’s apartment at midnight, waiting for the sick freak to follow through with his threat. To make matters worse, her car heater was busted so she was dangerously close to frost bite as the icy December air seeped into her car and chilled her to the bone. “Oh wow, that-that’s really really perfect”, she grumbled as it began to snow.
Just then, she heard a knock on her window and looked over to see a snow frosted Elliot standing outside her car with two cups of coffee and a smile. She unlocked the door for him and he climbed in the passenger side and handed her one of the steaming mugs he was holding. “Hey El, what are tu doing here?” she asked, taking a sip. He shrugged, “Well I was just in the neighborhood and I thought tu might need a little defrosting.” “Thanks, I did.” Liv replied, taking a sip and relishing the warmth that spread through her body.
“I think it is actually colder in your car than it is outside.” Elliot comentó as he shivered a little himself. “It probably is, the world is conspiring against me today. I mean, how was it, I got stuck with babysitting ‘the crusader’? Cragen must have had me confused with someone who gives a damn. ” Liv dicho bitterly. Elliot chuckled. She was so sexy when she was pissed off.
“Hey Liv, I bet I can get us even warmer”, he dicho sliding off the thick scarf she was wearing. “Yeah, how’s that?” she asked. In response he leaned over and started besar her neck. “Mmm, that’s the best idea you’ve had all day” she dicho closing her eyes enjoying the feeling of his lips on her skin. “Hey El,” she dicho not opening her eyes, “You ever have sex in the back of a cop car?” She opened her eyes now, meeting his pleasantly surprised expression. She grinned mischievously and they both bolted out of the front seats at the same time. Liv got to the back first and tackled Elliot when he got in, crashing her lips onto his.

A very hot and steamy hora later…

El and Liv were lying in each other’s arms in the back of the car, breathing heavily and contently. Elliot was lazily playing with Liv’s hair. “You know we really have to do this más often” he said. Liv lifted her head and kissed his lips, “Definitely” she whispered. “You know what”, she said, “I forgot why I was here in the first place.” Elliot smiled, “Well tu were supposed to be ‘babysitting the crusader’ remember?” Liv made a face, “Oh yeah” she said. Elliot frowned, “Maybe tu should go see if she’s ok, I mean tu were kinda supposed to be making sure she didn’t get attacked por a serial killer” he suggested. Liv gave him a perrito, cachorro dog face, “Awww, do I have to?” she asked. “Come on, Liv tu know it’s the right thing to do.” Elliot replied sitting up. “Ok, fine. But can I have my panties back first please?”she asked with a smirk, holding out her hand. Elliot grinned slyly, “Only if tu promise to take them off again later” he dicho in a sexy voice. “Deal”, Liv dicho also in a sexy voice. El brought them from behind his back and she snatched them from him playfully. The both clumsily got dressed and stumbled out of the car three minutos later. Liv noticed that there was a fresh 3 inches of snow on the ground and it was still coming.
They went up the stairs together and knocked on the 4th apartment on the 3rd floor belonging to Kim Greylek. When there was no answer they tried the door and found it to be unlocked. Elliot pushed open the door to a pitch black apartment. Liv felt for a light switch on the wall, when she found one she flicked up and flooded the room with light. It took them a minuto for their eyes to adjust to the light but when they could see, they looked down and saw Kim, lying in a bloody mess on the floor. Liv rolled her eyes, “Aw man” she dicho exasperatedly, stumping over to her to check a pulse. Nothing. “Great, she’s dead, now what are we gonna tell Cragen?” she griped. “I don’t know, but there’s nothing we can do about it now” Elliot replied wiping a hand across his face. “Let’s just go home, get some sleep, and deal with it in the morning.” Liv nodded and followed him out of the room. “Wait, shouldn’t we call someone o something” she asked. El looked back at what was left of Kim Greylek, “Naaa, someone’ll find her soon enough. And with that they both left without a segundo look back.

The siguiente morning…

El and Liv stumbled into the squadroom half an hora late, and collapsed on their desks. Cragen slammed the door of his office and stormed out angrily holding a newspaper. He walked straight over to Olivia’s escritorio and smacked the newspaper down on her desk, jolting her from her drowsiness. The newspaper headline read, SVU ADA FOUND BEATEN TO DEATH IN QUEENS. “Uh Oh” Olivia dicho lamely. “Yeah, ‘uh oh’ pretty much sums it up doesn’t it” Cragen spat back. “You were supposed to be watching out for her, what the hell happened out there!” he demanded. Silence. “Let’s try this again, tu obviously weren’t doing your job so what did tu do, sneak off for a late night booty call?” he practically shouted. Elliot and Olivia looked at each other, and burst into a fit of laughter. Every one in the squadroom looked at them like they needed straitjackets except Fin, who smiled as Munch handed him 50 bucks.