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"no chick flick moments".."alright jerk" "bitch"
Okie of the reason i watch Supernatural is because of its quirky funny quotes..they can make tu laugh even if you're scared out of your wits o tu shed a tear o two..
Here are a couple of my favorito! lines from the latest season:

Lazarus rising
 too hot even for hell
too hot even for hell

Dean: Look, pal, I'm not buying what you're selling. Who are tu really?
Castiel: I told you.
Dean: Right. And why would an ángel rescue me from hell?
Castiel: Good things do happen, Dean.
Dean: Not in my experience.

Dean: tu mean the gas station and the hotel. That was tu talking? (Castiel nods) Buddy, siguiente time lower the volume.
Castiel: It was my mistake. Certain people, special people, can perceive my true visage. I thought tu would be one of them. I was wrong.
Dean: And what visage are tu in now, what, holy tax accountant?

Demon waitress: So tu get to just strolled out of the pit, huh? Tell me, what makes tu so special?
Dean: I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples.

Dean: (in the Impala) What the hell is that?
Sam: That's an iPod jack.
Dean: tu were supposed to take care of her, not douche her up.

Dean: Dude, I'm so in.
Sam: Yeah, she's gonna eat tu alive.
Dean: Hey, I just got out of jail. Bring it!
Pamela: You're invited too, Grumpy.
Dean: tu are not invited.

Dean: I know. I should look like a Thriller video reject.

Dean: But don’t come crawling to me when they mostrar up on your doorstep with vaseline and a fuego hose.

Are tu there God? It's me, Dean Winchester
 God..hear my prayer..
God..hear my prayer..

Dean: All I know is I was not groped por an angel.

Sam: A demon who's immune to salt rounds? And devil traps? And Ruby's knife? Dean, Lilith is scared of that thing.
Dean: Don't tu think that if ángeles were real, that some hunter, somewhere, would have seen one. At some point! Ever.
Sam: Yeah. tu just did, Dean.
Dean: I'm trying to come up with a theory here, okay? Work with me.
Sam: Dean, we have a theory.
Dean: Yeah, one with a little less fairy dust on it, please!

Dean, to Sam: You're gonna get me some pie! *later* Dude, where's the pie??

Sam: tu built a panic room??
Bobby: I had a weekend off.
Dean:'re awesome!

Castiel: The rising of the witnesses is one of the 66 seals.
Dean: I’m guessing that’s not a mostrar at SeaWorld.

Castiel: The Lord works..
Dean: If tu say "mysterious ways" so help me, I will kick your ass.

Meg: tu don't recognize me? This is what I looked like before that demon cut off my hair and dressed me like a slut.

Bobby: I think I got everything we need here at the house.
Dean: Any chance tu got everything we need here in this room?
Bobby: So tu thought our luck was gonna start now all of a sudden?

In the beginning
 "killing monsters, hunting business"
"killing monsters, hunting business"

Azazel: All those ángeles on your shoulder. No, I'm gonna cover my tracks good.
Dean: tu can cover whatever the hell tu want, I'm still going to kill you.
Azazel: Right. Now that I'd like to see.
Dean: Maybe not today. But tu look into my eyes, tu son of a bitch, 'cause I'm the one that kills you.

Dean: Sammy, wherever tu is a babe! I'm going to hell..again..

Dean: What about the rest of the town? Did tu find anything on the web..of..information that tu have assembled.
Deanna: Electrical storms, maybe. The weather service graphs should be here on friday.
Dean: por mail?
Samuel: No, we hired a avión de reacción, avión to fly them to us overnight.

Samuel: So tu didn't notice anything unusual, ma'am?
Woman: tu mean like my husband's guts fertilizing the back forty?

Dean: So, what, God's my co-pilot, is that it?

 Sammy, you're not a freak
Sammy, you're not a freak

Dean: I’ve seen big weird, little weird, weird with crazy on top. But this guy, come on, this guy’s boring.

Dean(to Ruby): Well aren't tu just an obedient little bitch?

Travis: Boys, we got ourselves a rugaru.
Dean: Rugaru? Is that made up? That sounds made up.

Dean: Longpig?
Sam: He means human flesh.
Dean: And that is my new word of the day!

Dean: Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress right siguiente to his K-Y. It's a sickness. It is.

Dean: tu probably feeling your bones moving under your skin and your appetite’s reaching Hungry Hungry Hippo levels. How am I doing so far?

Sam: I've got demon blood in me, Dean. I'm a whole new level of freak! (poor Sammy..broke my heart!)

Monster movie
 rebels with a badge
rebels with a badge

Dean: Hey, tu think this Dracula can turn into a bat? That'd be cool.

Jamie: Try again tomorrow, g-man.
Dean: I wish I could. I don't think we're stayin' on the case.
Jamie: What? Is it too weird for you?
Dean: Not weird enough.

Dean: It looks like we stumbled upon a midnight mostrando of Dracula meets the lobo Man.

Dean: We need to find this guy before he Creature from the Black Lagoons somebody.

Dean: We still gotta see the new Raiders movie.
Sam: Saw it.
Dean: Without me?
Sam: tu were in hell.
Dean: That's no excuse.

Dean: I'm a maverick ma'am..a rebel with a thing I don't play by..the rules! (he winks..awwww)
Sam: Okay maverick!

Dean: ..which leads me to conclude..sadly..that my virginity is intact.

Dean: Brother, i have been rehymenated and the dude will not obide!
Sam: Alright..dude!

Dean(at the morgue): I'm getting a headache!

Dracula: I have a coupon.

Dean: That guy was about to Frankenstein me.
Sam: hola there Hansel!
Dean: Shut up!

Yellow fever
 he'll kill yaaaaaa
he'll kill yaaaaaa

Dean: That was scary!...What??

Dean: Run!! He'll kill you!

Coroner: Everyone drops dead sooner o later. That's why I've got job security.

Sam: How ya feelin'?
Dean: Awesome. It's nice to have my head on the chopping block again, I almost forgot what that feels like. It's friggin delightful.

Sam: It's ghost sickness.
Dean: Ghost sickness?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: God, no.
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: I don't even know what that is.

Sam: Dude, you're going 20.
Dean: So?
Sam: That's the speed limit.
Dean: What? Safety's a crime now?

Dean: Sam, I'm not gonna make a left-hand turn into oncoming traffic, I'm not suicidal. Did I just say that? That was kinda weird.

Sam: What are tu doing waiting out here anyway
Dean: Our room is on the fourth floor..It's high.

Dean: I mean, come on Sam. What are we doing?
Sam: We're hunting a ghost.
Dean: A ghost, exactly. Who does that?
Sam: Us.
Dean: Us, right. And that Sam is exactly why our lives suck. I mean come on, we hunt monsters. What the hell? Normal people, they see a monster and they run, not us. No, no, no we buscar out things that want to kill us, yeah, huh, or..or eat us. tu know who does that? Crazy people! We are insane!!

Dean: On the up-side, I'm still alive, so..uh..go team!

Bobby: 'Cause this line of work can get awful scary.
Dean: I'm fine. What, tu wanna go hunting? I'll hunt. I'll kill anything.
Sam: Awwww...
Bobby: He's adorable :D (yeah, he so is!)

It's the great pumpkin, Sam Winchester

Sam: Yeah, that demon ray-gun stuff? Doesn't work on me.

Dean: I mean, come on, you're gonna wipe out a whole town for one little witch. Sounds to me like you're compensating for something.

Dean: Yeah..well, if tu were a six-hundred-year hag and tu could choose any costume to come back in, wouldn't tu go for a hot cheerleader? I would...mmm..

Dean: Witches, man. They're so freaking skeevy.

Sam: What about you? Find anything on the victim?
Dean: This Luke Wallace..he was so vanilla that he made vanilla seem spicy.

Dean: Astronaut!!

Dean: So we're talking ghosts.
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: Zombies.
Sam: Mm-hmm..
Dean: Leprechauns?
Sam: Dean!
Dean: Those little dudes are scary..small hands.

Dean: It's Halloween, man.
Sam: Yeah. For us, every día is Halloween.
Dean: Don't be a downer.

Dean: I'm telling you, both of these vics are squeaky-clean. There was no reason for wicked-bitch payback.

Wishful thinking
 teddy oso, oso de doctors
teddy oso, oso de doctors

Dean: o it's a Bigfoot. tu know, and he's some kind of alcoholo-porno addict...kind of like a deep-woods Duchovny.

Waiter: tu have got to try our ice cream extreme. It’s extreme.
Sam: Uh, no extremities, please.

Sam: I can see you're very interested.
Dean: Women, showers. We got to save these people.

Dean: I got to tell you, I’m pretty disappointed.
Sam: tu wanted to save naked women.
Dean: Darn right I wanted to save some naked women.

Dean: So what, Bigfoot breaks into a liquor store jonesing for some hooch? Amaretto and Irish Cream..he's a girl-drink drunk.

Sam: Are we... should we... are we gonna kill this teddy bear?
Dean: How? Do we shoot it, burn it?
Sam: I don't know. Both?
Dean: How do we even know that's gonna work? I mean I don't want some giant, flaming, pissed-off teddy on our hands.
Sam: Yeah. Besides, I get the feeling that the oso, oso de isn't really know..core problem here.

Dean: Little girl..
Girl: Audrey!!!! (awesome...oh, man..Dean's face...hahaaa)

Dean: We are teddy oso, oso de doctors!

Sam: I'm really sorry to have to break this to you, but your oso, oso de is sick. Yeah, he's..he's got...
Dean: Lollipop disease.

Teddy Bear: Look at this. tu believe this crap?
Dean: Not really.
Teddy Bear: It is a terrible world. Why am I here?
Audrey: For té parties!
Teddy Bear: té parties? Is that all there is???

suicidal note of the teddy bear: "Life is meaningless. Signed T. Bear" (it was so damn funny!! emo teddy)

I know what tu did last summer
 "c'mooon! where the hell are you??"
"c'mooon! where the hell are you??"

Anna: This demon, Lilith, is trying to break the 66 seals to free Lucifer from Hell. Lucifer will bring the Apocalypse. So smoke ‘em if tu got ‘em.

Dean: Well, tu got a lot of nerve mostrando up anywhere near me.
Ruby: I just have some info, and then I'm gone.
Sam: What is it?
Ruby: I'm hearing a few whispers.
Dean: Ooh, great, demon whisperers..that's reliable.

Sam: C'mooon!! Where the hell are you??..I don't want ten years. I don't want one year. I don't want candy! I want to trade places with Dean!

Dean: That’s Revelations.
Psychiatrist: Since when does the Book of Revelations have jack-o-lanterns?
Dean: It’s, uh..a little-known translation.

Dean: So, they lock tu up with a case of the crazies, when really you’re just tuning into ángel radio?

Anna: And you're Dean..THE Dean?
Dean: Oh, yeah..THE Dean I guess..

Dean: So I'm Girl, Interrupted..and I know the score with the apocalypse..just busted out of the nutbox..possibly using super powers por the way. Where do I go?

Ruby: Proof. This body is 100% socially conscious. I recycle. Al Gore would be proud.

Alastair: Don't tu recognize me? Oh, I forgot..I'm wearing a pediatrician.

Dean: Well, at least now we know why the demons want tu so bad. They get a hold of tu , they can hear everything the other side's're 1-900-ANGEL!

Dean: Sam?
Sam: Yeah?
Dean: Too much information!
Sam: Hey, I told tu I was coming clean.
Dean: Yeah, but now I feel dirty. Okay, well uh...brain-stabbing imagery aside, so far all you've told me about is a manipulative perra who uh...screwed you, played mind games with you, and did everything in the book to get tu to go bad.

Dean: I guess know..
Ruby: What?
Dean: I guess I owe tu for..Sam. And I just wanted know..
Ruby: Don’t strain yourself.
Dean: Okay, then. Is the moment over?..good, cause that was awkward.

Heaven and Hell
 "watch out Ken doll...i might slip and kill yaa"
"watch out Ken doll...i might slip and kill yaa"

Dean: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, I know she's wiretapping your ángel chats o whatever, but it's no reason to gank her.
Uriel: Don't worry. I'll kill her gentle.

Uriel: Give us the girl.
Dean: Sorry. Get yourself another one. Try Jdate.

Dean: Iron walls drenched in salt. Demons can't even touch the joint.
Ruby: Which I find racist, por the way.
Dean: Write your Congressman.

Sam: Where’s Bobby?
Dean: Uh, the Dominican. He dicho we break anything, we buy it.
Sam: Is he working a job?
Dean: God, I hope so. Otherwise he’s at Hedonism in a plátano hammock and a trucker cap.
Sam: Now that’s seared in my brain.

Sam: She was convinced that he wasn’t her real daddy.
Dean: Who was? The plumber, hmm? A little snaking the pipes?
Sam: Dude, you’re confusing reality with porn again.

Pamela: Sam, is that you?
Sam: I’m right here.
Pamela: Oh. Know how I can tell? That perky little culo of yours. tu could bounce a nickel off that thing.

Dean: So, tu just forgot that tu were God’s little Power Ranger?

Dean: So what, you're just gonna take some divine bong hit, and Shazam, you're Roma Downey?
Anna: Something like that.

Ruby: What?
Dean: Nothing. It’s ángel and a demon, riding in the back seat. It’s like the setup for a bad joke. o a Penthouse foros letter.
Dean: tu call this reality?

Dean: What was that for?
Anna: tu know… our last night on Earth… all that.
Dean: You’re stealing my best line.

Uriel: Wait, there's more. tu cut yourself a slice of ángel comida cake. tu did.
Dean: What would tu care? You're junkless down there right? Like a Ken doll.

Family remains
 "that's super disturbing" tu can say that again
"that's super disturbing" tu can say that again

Dean: Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes.

Sam: It's probably a dumbwaiter. All these old houses had them.
Dean: Know-it-all.
Sam: What?
Dean: What?
Sam: tu said..
Dean: What?
Sam: Never mind.

Dean: What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!?

Dean: Geez, rent Juno, get over it.

Sam: So it's just a girl?
Dean: It's not just a girl, it's psycho Nell..I'm telling tu man..humans!

Kate: I just got molested por Casper the pervy ghost, that's what happened!

Ted: It's just some backwoods hillbilly perra and I'm not about sit around here waiting for her to go all Deliverance on my ass.

Mrs. Curry: I already told the local boys, there was blood..everywhere.
Dean: And Mr. Gibson, where was he?
Mrs. Curry: Everywhere.

Dean:...oh, gross! So the daddy was the baby daddy too..

Dean:..she bust out and ganks dear old dad..slash grandad?

Dean: Please nobody grab my leg, please nobody grab my leg!

Criss ángel is a douchebag
 please, don't grow's killin' me
please, don't grow's killin' me

Ruby: The whole world's about to be engulfed in hellfire, and you're here in Magictown, U.S.A.
Sam: tu got something against magic?

Dean: Thought tu were tailing him?
Sam: He slipped me..
Dean: He's 60!
Sam: He's a magician!

Dean: I can't believe people actually fall for that crap.
Sam: It's not all crap.
Dean: What part of that was not a steaming pile of B.S.?

Dean: No. I think we'll be dead. For good. Why, do tu want to end up like... like Travis? o Gordon, maybe?
Sam: There's Bobby.
Dean: Oh yeah, there's a poster child for growing old gracefully.

Dean: What a douchebag.
Sam: That's Jeb Dexter.
Dean: I don't even want to know how tu know that.
Sam: He's famous, kind of.
Dean: For what, douchebaggery?

Chief: tu are really gonna get it tonight, big boy.
Dean: There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.
Chief: Oh, tu ain't been had, till tu been had por the Chief. Oh, and before we get started, what's your seguro word?

After school special
 "so what's our cover?"
"so what's our cover?"

Young Sam: At least tu got Amanda..she's cool.
Young Dean: Dude, she wants me to meet her parents. I don't do parents!

Dean: So what's our cover? FBI, Homeland Security, Swedish exchange students? (hahaa)

Dean: Today tu will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning, a game with one simple rule - dodge!

Sam: Little help..
Dean: He's giving tu the full cowgirl..

Sam: Having fun?
Dean: The whistle makes me their god..
Sam: Right...nice shorts!

Dean: I had to break into the principal's office to get this..Oh, and FYI, three of the cheerleaders are legal..guess which ones :D
Sam: No.

Dean: All right, everybody stay where tu are! You'll be okay.
Jock: Aren't tu the P.E. teacher?
Dean: Not really..I'm like 21 Jump Street. The bus driver sells pot..yeah..

Dean: Ghost getting creative..well, that's super.. (lmao Dean)

Dean: That ghost is dead! I'm gonna to rip its lungs out! Well, tu know what I mean..

Dean: Go have your Robbin Williams "Oh Captain! my Captain!" moment.

Dean: Look..Martha Dumptruck, Revenge of the Nerds and Hello Kitty... lol

Sex and violence
 "strippers Sammy, strippers!"
"strippers Sammy, strippers!"

Dean: Did tu sleep with her?
Sam: No!
Dean: Holy crap, tu did. Middle of Basic Instinct and tu bang Sharon Stone..

Sam: What do tu think? She infects them during sex?
Bobby: Maybe..
Dean: supernatural STD. :D

Dean: You're up early. What're tu doing?
Sam: Nothing..I was in the can.
Dean: Yeah?
Sam: Yeah. Want me to draw tu a picture?
Dean: No, I'll pass.

Mr. Benson: Her name was... Jasmine.
Sam: She was a stripper?
Dean: Dude, her name was Jasmine.

Sam: That makes them go all Manchurian Candidate.

Dean: Strippers Sammy, strippers! We are on an actual case involving strippers. Finally!
 "You know, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. It's Sam, okay?" "Sorry, can't hear you. The music's too loud."
"You know, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. It's Sam, okay?" "Sorry, can't hear you. The music's too loud."
 looks like tu mean something to the Man upstairs
looks like you mean something to the Man upstairs
 reach out and touch faith
reach out and touch faith
season 13
inside: unfinished business
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Am I the only one who has noticed that in Supernatural, God is a classic narcissist, and Castiel demonstrates all the symptoms of being an adult child of a narcissist?

Traits of adult children of narcissists:

- Never feel good enough o valuable enough!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2016/02/23/945/n/1922283/c059429a109af881_tumblr_n8fj3nI1RB1r1adiuo8_500/i/When-You-Accidentally-Step-Your-Pet-Tail.gif

- Deeply afraid to speak up confidently...
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season 12
who we are
all along the torre de vigilancia, atalaya
season finale
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