1. "Hey pal, didja walk out of Stupidtown?"

2. "You'll never pay me enough to act brotherly towards THAT guy." *Spongebob buffers his face*

3. "For the Krusty Krab!" *Runs while yelling loud to drop off garbage* [Gasping Intensifies] (Snap) "Piece of cake."

4. "I'm so close to solving this crime, I can almost TASTE it." *Licks Spongebob Pop*

5. "I'm every bit as cool as Larry. And if I'm not, let me be strucked by--" (Thunder) "...A flying helado truck! (Tune) "And live!" *Gets crushed por truck*

6. "Hey, Mr. Krab!" "WHAT IS IT, SPONGEBOB?" "I just wanted to tell tu that Sqidward loves you!" "Get back to work, Mr. Squidward."

7. "Hi, mailman!" "AAAAAAHHHHH!!!" *Runs away* "Okay, see ya tomorrow!"

8. "Twenty-four." *Spongebob and Patrick start snickering* "Hey, Patrick." "What?" "I thought of something funnier than twenty-four." "Lemme hear it." *Spongebob chuckles* "Twenty-FIVE."

9. "Good afternoon, sir! Would tu like some choc-a-late? "Chocolate? Did tu say chocolate?" "Yes, sir! With o without nuts!" "Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE!!!!!"

10. Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?" "How tough am I? How tough am I?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this mornin'!" "Yeah, so?" "...Without any milk."

11. "Whoever has a white Sedan, tu left your lights on."

12. "As if I really look like this!"

13. "Not as long as we have our.. IMAGINATION."

14. "Oh, boo hoo! Let me play a sad song on the world's most smallest violin." "This is serious!" "I know. This really IS the world's smallest violin. See?"

15. "When do we get the free food?!"


17. "Take it away, Penny!" (Silence) *Sniff* That penny has the most beautiful voice."

18. "Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if SOME people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!" "...What did tu say, punk?" "BIG, MEATY CLAWS!" "Well, these claw aren't just for attractin' mates!" "Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!"

19. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" "No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument. ...Horseradish isn't an instrument either."

20. "Sound's like alot of--" "Hoopla!" "Er, sound's like alot --" "Hoopla!" "Sound's like a--" "Hoopla! Hoopla!" (Bang) "Sounds like alot of hoopla to make over a little krabby patty, right? Haha-WRONG."

21. "Oh, tu poor, poor thing. por the way, tu forgot your BREIFCASE." "So, this is the thanks I get for working overtime?" "OVERTIME?!?!?"


23. "Hey, Patrick! What am I now?" Uhhh... stupid?" "No, I'm Texas!" "What's the difference?!"

24. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." *Thinks of spilled milk*