5x05 Terrance & Phillip Behind the Blow

Token:We Should Be There por Now. Maybe We Missed A Turn. I Guess I Should Have Taken A...Wait A Minute.
Token:Let's Go This Way!
Token:Come On, Phillipe! It's A Shortcut. We'll Be There In No Time!
Token:This Can't Be Right. Where Have tu Taken Us, Phillipe? We'd Better Turn Around...And...Whoa...Whoa Boy, Whoa Phillipe. Oh, Oh! Look Out!
Token:Back Up! Back Up! Back Up! Good Boy, Good Boy. That's Good, That's--Back Up! Steady. Steady! hola Now. Steady. Phillipe? Oh No! Help! Is Someone There?
Token:Hello? Hello?
Kyle:Old Fellow Must Have lost His Way In The Woods.
Butters:Keep Quiet! Maybe He'll...

Trey Parker:Once Upon A Time, In A Faraway Land, Young Prince Kyle Lived In A Shining Castle. Although He Had Everything His corazón Desired, The Prince Was Spoiled, Selfish And Unkind. But Then, One Winter's Night, An Old Beggar Woman Came To The castillo And Offered Him A Single Rose In Return For Shelter From The amargo, amargos Cold. Repulsed por Her Haggard Appearance, The Prince Sneered At The Gift And Turned The Old Woman Away, But She Warned Him Not To Be Deceived por Appearances, For Beauty Is Found Within. And When He Dismissed Her Again, The Old Woman's Ugliness Melted Away To Reveal A Beautiful...

Kenny:Heh! Oh Boy! Wendy's Gonna Get The Surprise Of Her Life, Huh Clyde.
Clyde:Yep. This Is Her Lucky Day!
Clyde:I'd Like To Thank tu All For Coming To My Wedding. But First, I Better Go In There And...Propose To The Girl!
(Pip, Jimmy And The Others Laugh)
(Shelly, Red And Annie Cry)
Clyde:Now, tu Kenny. When Belle And I Come Out That Door--
Kenny:Oh I Know, I Know!
Clyde:Not Yet!
Kenny:Sorry!
Wendy:Clyde, What A Pleasant...Surprise.
Clyde:Isn't It Though? I'm Just Full Of Surprises. tu Know, Wendy. There's Not A Girl In Town Who Wouldn't amor To Be In Your Shoes. This Is The Day... This Is The Day...

“Come on! Come on!” I whined as I flipped through the shows on my TV. “Oh for the amor of God, how much longer!?”
    “Are tu still waiting for the new South Park episodes?” asked my mom, entering my room.
    “Mom, tu don’t understand! I’ve been waiting for the segundo half of season fourteen to come out for five months now,” I said. “Every día time is slowing down. It’s like…waiting for Christmas…times a thousand.”
    “You’re just going to have to be patient until October sixth,” my mom told me...

Here are some reasons why I think South Park is great. Enjoy!

1. Matt and Trey do all the voices except the female characters and Token, Towelie, hoodless Kenny and guests.

2. It has never been cancelled since it premiered in 1997.

3. Matt and Trey, the creators of the show, also do voices, direct, often provide music, are in direct contact with the animators, and much more.

4. The average episode takes six days to make, before the Wednesday it airs. Exceptions to this would be the first episodes and ones that take longer to animate, like "Major Boobage".

5. A lot of the characters are based on...

Twelve years hace I sat at a friends house, doing my best to stay awake. We were waiting for midnight, for the very first episode of South Park to air. I can still remember how excited I was, this mostrar was supposed to be funnier and más vulgar than "Beavis and Butthead" o "Ren and Stimpy". Which at the time were considered to be the "bad cartoons" that kids would watch behind their parents back.

As everyone knows the first episode was about Cartman getting an anal probe. That was a big deal at the time. Parents freaked out about the show, kids were banned from wearing South Park merchandise...

10.) tu can see a screencap and instantly name the episode it's from.

9.) When watching a new episode tu can tell which characters are voiced por Matt and which are voiced por Trey.

8.) tu understand every word Kenny says.

7.) tu own the movie on más then one format

6.) tu talk like Terrance and Phillip whenever tu see a Canadian.

7.) tu know Ike's birth name

6.) tu know what "Time Warped" is.

5.) tu have a youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user icono is your fan made character and tu are currantly a character in a fan made South Park spin-off.

4.) tu were so exited when...

Butters and Al Gore are walking up the stairs to get to Butters room.

Al Gore: "Little boy...aren't tu suppose to be at school?"
Butters: "YEA! But my parents went to California. They won't be back for 3 days."
Al Gore: "Ok...fair enough. What is your name anyway?"
Butters: "BUTTERS!"

Butters opens the door and sits down in his computer chair. Al Gore sits on a beanbag.

Al Gore: "Butters...what is it about Al Gore that tu like so much?"
Butters: "When I heard tu created the Internet on YouTUBE tu became a God to me."
Al Gore: "Precisely what I am. God."
Butters: "YEA! Cause without tu I wouldn't...