He was suddenly transported. He still had his cool clothes on, though. He was walking. It was pitch black. "That could've been cool." He dicho to himself. "NESS.... NEEESSSSSS.......NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....... Oh, wait, I be doin' it wrong. ZIM....ZIMMMM.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM....." He heard. It was echoey. It sounded like Gir. He started to hear strange music, no, not the giygas theme. Instead he heard "Levan Polka." He suddenly saw a red mist swirling all around him. He saw a slightly blurred Gir's face in it. "Gir?" He said. "I AM GIRGAS!! Girgas.... feels..... tehe... I dunno." he said. "Well, take the form of this statue of tu so tu can follow me." Zim said. "OKEY-DOKEY!" Girgas said, and possessed the statue and followed Zim. Zim and gir kept walking. They saw a white sheet with Tak sitting in front of it. "And HOW FREAKING DARE ANYONE TAKE ZIM OF THE AIR AFTER ALL HE'S BEEN THROUGH!!" She said. "Not another parody of an internet meme... Well, come with me, Tak." He said, and Tak followed. He saw a door. It was shaking. He opened it. He saw possessed Mef sitting on a bed. Things were flying everywhere. The three walked in. Mef's head spun towards them. She tried to vomit on Zim, but he dodged it. "LEAVE ZIM ALONE! Please! *Sob*" Tak said. "Uhhh.... tie her down, Gir." Zim said. Ropes shout out of Gir's head and tied Mef to the bed. "KINDLY UNDO THESE STRAPS!" Mef said. She suddenly started to float to the parte superior, arriba of the ceiling. Zim pulled out some Irken water. "THE POWER OF IRK COMPELS YOU!" He chanted while striking Mef with the water. She floated down. "Gir! Get her tied down while I use the bathroom!" Zim dicho and walked out the door. gir tied her down again. "So... What's your favorito! game?" gir asked. "Scary Maze Game." She responded. LATER... "I'm finished!" Zim dicho and walked in. He saw Tak laying on the floor, dead. He saw gir in a corner shaking. He saw Mef sitting on the cama looking with her straps undone. "See, I sorta started a conversation about how ugly she looked possessed, and she got mad and killed Tak. Sorry!" gir said. Awkward Silence. "GNYAH!" Zim shouted, and ran out the door. gir kicked Mef off the cama and said, "TAKE ME!" His face got deformed and Mef was unpossessed. "You look funny." She said, and poked Gir's face. gir flew out of the window and fell down a flight of stairs. He was dead. Zim walked over and saw him. "Ah Crap. Captain Howdy, that's not very nice!" he said. He walked out. Mef saw him and said, "What are tu doing here, Zim?" Zim ignored. He walked through the dark alley again. The "Forever Alone" face popped up. They popped up everywhere. "ENOUGH WITH THE INTERNT MEMES!" Zim shouted Suddenly, a giant Shadow popped up and started canto chocolate Rain. "NNNNNNNNNNNONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Zim shouted.
End of Dream
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~He woke up in the cool suit he was wearing. "That was... weird!" He said.
End of Chapter 6
Chapter 7 coming soon!
Zim's got a new look!
End of Dream
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~He woke up in the cool suit he was wearing. "That was... weird!" He said.
End of Chapter 6
Chapter 7 coming soon!
Zim's got a new look!
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt melocotón preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now o i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT culo perra OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that perra now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now o i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT culo perra OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that perra now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
slick's full attire
oro desert eagle(side arm)
commando assault rifle(primary)
intervention(sniper)
uzi(secondary)
wears(his camisa, camiseta but with longer sleeves and his pants have 2 ammo holds on each side 4 each gun.and a grey long scarf)
regular combat cuchillo just the handle has his name on it
his military vehicle(a regular military humvee)
his regular person car(a red middle striped car with the left side black and the right side white.the middle of the front capucha, campana has his logo)
climbing boots
gloves(grey)
a special red edges sword
mystacal powers:
dark power
chaos shot,chaos blast(only when enraged)chaos control(only with a chaos emerald)
fuego powers(only when 1 of his friends r hurt and the 1 that hurt the friend tries to burn him)
oro desert eagle(side arm)
commando assault rifle(primary)
intervention(sniper)
uzi(secondary)
wears(his camisa, camiseta but with longer sleeves and his pants have 2 ammo holds on each side 4 each gun.and a grey long scarf)
regular combat cuchillo just the handle has his name on it
his military vehicle(a regular military humvee)
his regular person car(a red middle striped car with the left side black and the right side white.the middle of the front capucha, campana has his logo)
climbing boots
gloves(grey)
a special red edges sword
mystacal powers:
dark power
chaos shot,chaos blast(only when enraged)chaos control(only with a chaos emerald)
fuego powers(only when 1 of his friends r hurt and the 1 that hurt the friend tries to burn him)
This is actually inspired por an old articulo I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt o Dull Object While Eating manzana, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return inicial From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An manzana, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked o Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt o Dull Object While Eating manzana, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return inicial From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An manzana, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked o Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, tu LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” dicho HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
por then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, tu LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” dicho HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
por then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
After math class, Cynthia walked to her boyfriend, Mars.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.