My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres
I know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the rest
I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed
And I'm the best dressed, but I digress
The North to the South to the East to the West
America will look like less of a mess
McCain's not the best, I must confess
Now let me try to express my detest
1 He's bald and stanky
2 He's old and cranky
3 He's got hair on his back
4 He smokes a lot of crack
As tu can see, John McCain is a joke
He's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a stroke
The other candidates will feel the pain
When I blaze the trail with my campaign
Boxman is...
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