Sheldon Cooper - Jim Parsons

Season 2, Episode 1 (The Bad pescado Paradigm)

I've got más nervous ticks than a Lyme Disease research facility.

Mom smokes in the car. jesús is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.

I drank leche that tasted funny.

Season 2, Episode 2 (The Codpiece Topology)     

Notify the editors of the oxford English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."

If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest One Potato, Two Potato -- o as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology.

You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. Mud.

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