Shadow turns over a new leaf. (FUNNY)

I DID NOT WRITE THIS!

In the Central Park Zoo...
Skipper:Ah, a nice quiet day...
He puts on a pair of shades and lies down on a deck chair.
Private:SKIPPER!!!
Rico:gjapgrug vge
They rush up to him. Private is holding a piece of paper.
Skipper:Oh, come on! *sits up* Can't I have a decent sun-tan once in a while?
Private:Sorry Skipper, but we thought tu might want to hear this.
Skipper:It better be good then.
Rico:gapruji'ojfbgfgjrigjriqp
Skipper:*jumps up* There's going to be a ZOO TRANSFER?!
Private:Yes, but nobody knows where from.
Skipper:It must be the el espacio squids! They've finally tracked me down......

i had to blink a couple times to finly get the gunk out of my eyes.
*sigh*
i looked around, this house was torn up.i felt somthing in my hand picked it up so i was able to see it.
*gasp*
i totaly forgot about everything that happend last nite. oh yeah in my hand it was a bottle of cerveza nice huh.im only a preteen to.
Jordan: "CRAP MY DADS GONNA KILL ME"

marshal: "dude stop yelling ive already got a headache"

jordan:stop ur p****** and complaing and tell me wat time it is

marshal: 2:oo pm

jordan: S****** dude got to go thanks fer the party

marshal goes to turn around and jordan is gone.

15 mins later......