Sir Lance Meme

Warning! this contains comdey,romance,languge,and some suggive humer,and sexual content.you have been warned! it was the first time i meet him.i was going to Club Rouge for a drink with my friends.i was at the club then all of a sudden "SONIC,YOU BASTARD,YOU GOING TO PAY" it was him shadow.he was in a fight with sonic. shadow puched sonic in the face. "IS THAT ALL tu GOT!FAKER!" sonic said.sonic puched shadow but then shadow used choas blast! sonic went flying out of club Rouge."hey sweetie" shadow was calling me."want to come over to my house" "umm are tu drunk?!" "YES I FUCKING AM!' NO...

"Mmmmm... Shadow, the alarm clock," Tara mumbled as she buried her face in her pillow. Shadow slowly lifted his arm and felt around on the sidetable for the clock. When he found it, he smashed it to bits. "Shadow!" Tara said, the noise waking her up completely. "What?" he said, putting the almohada over his head. "You really need to work on that," she said, lifting up the covers and getting out of bed. "Whatever," Shadow grumbled. Tara looked at him upset, but then she got an idea. She walked through the doorway and went across the hall to Midnight's room, then to Star's room. "REALLY!?!?!"...

"Shadow, it's time to get up o you'll be late to school!" his foster mom said, madly shaking him after warning him five times to get up. "What do tu want from me, tu devil woman!" Shadow said, sitting up and giving himself a head rush. "God dammit..." His foster mother stared at him. "Shadow, tu know how I feel about those words!" "Aw, who cares!" Shadow dicho teleporting himself downstairs only to appear inside the living room muro again. "Ah, shit!" he dicho trying to get out of the wall. His foster father walked into the room lectura a newspaper. He looked up and heard Shadow's attempts...

Name: Project Shadow
Nicknames: Shadow, The Ultimate Lifeform, The Black Blur
Race: Artificially-processed transgenic Black Arm hedgehog
Gender: Male
Age: 15; Shadow does not age(or 50 if tu will because in the game it dicho on the last story 50 years later)
Date of birth: Unknown
Birthplace: el espacio Colony ARK
Height: 100 centimeters (3 feet and 3 inches o exactly 3.28 feet)
Weight: 35 kilograms (77.2 pounds)
Ability Type: Speed

Physical techniques :( 1). Spin Attack, (2). Spin Jump, (3). Spin Dash, (4). Jump Dash/Homing Attack, (5). Light Dash, (6). Chaos Spear, (7). Chaos Control, (8). Black Tornado,...

Section 2/ watch your words, they become your actions
We all went to the professor’s home. He does not live far, just the other side of knothole. His inicial is a museum, the historical museum of Mobius and beyond. His house is the small room on the far left, it is just a bedroom.
He was in his private study, in the back of the museum. We knocked on the door, there was no answer. We knocked again, this time he replied, “it is open!” we entered. Everything in the room was perfect, almost too perfect. He stood up and greeted us.
Professor conservar en vinagre, salmuera is not that tall, only 5’ 10”. He has large...

Section 1/ watch your thought, they become your words

I was in the GUN headquarters, Watching TV with my team, Rouge, Hope and Omega. We were in the lounging room with 3 other soldiers, who were playing ping pong. Then the phone rang.

It was Sally Acorn, the ground squirrel. "Um, what do tu need help with?" "The computer NICOLE has a glitch, could tu come help, please?" She sounded ever so slightly suspicious, but I was willing to trust her. "Sure, I'll be right over."

the freedom fighter’s headquarters was not too far from GUN headquarters. Just a hop, skip, and a teleport away. It is a burrow...

it was quiet sunny that..a normal sunny saturday..i was was currently sitting on my old cama listening to music..as i sang along through
the beats with my pale rosado, rosa headphone.I heard some rustling nearby the window,quickly snaps my head toward the sound opening my headphone.'hmph maybe just imagination..'as i thought continueing my soñar despierto about sonic.yes,it was true i'm one of the blue speedster fan yet i'm not the so called 'crazed' one no i wasn't, sure i amor him but not until to marry him,kidnap him o as such.

"psst" a voice called."h-huh?" again opening my headphone from my ears,you...

After several long hours of treatment, I finally got up. Six pairs of eyes stared at me. A smile creeped across one's face. "She's alright!" cheered a very familiar voice. I squinted and looked up. Tails! The others were there too! I must've blacked out after my beast bite from that monster. But then, some guy named Shadow saved me.....who is he? "Zoe?" asked Sonic quizzically. I snapped out of my fantasía and smiled. "Sorry guys. Probably just zoning out again. tu know this happens a lot." Sonic giggled and grinned. Sally was pacing around in the room outside of the one I was currently in....

Okay, I'm really sick of what crap I've seen on here. A lot of the fan girls on here have put so many pictures and artículos and examen questions, ect. that are demeaning and discusting. (None of this applies to Myia).

The examen preguntas are always something like "does Shadow amor me?" It's annoying!! That's for tu and your friends yo dream about!!

The artículos are just as bad. Making stories about a amor life that he has never had! Sometimes the stories seem a little too detailed.

And the pictures... Oh god I've seen some pretty bad ones. Knock it off!!

Now the foros I haven't seen many. I have...