If shadow and sonic were drunk and a war would start what would tu do?

ok im gonna just mostrar u what i would do

Dark: SHADOW SONIC NO TIME FOR MESSING AROUND THERES A WAR GOING ON OUTSIDE
Shadow: *is very Drunk* war what war all i see are people fighting
Sonic: yea Dark c'mon just calm down and have a Drink
Dark: NO I DONT WANT A DRINK *gets the cerveza bottle and throws it on the ground and it breaks*
Sonic: u broke a cerveza bottle whyed u do that for
Dark: BECAUSE I DONT WANT U DRINKING ANYMORE NOW GET UR DAMN ASS'S OUT OF HERE AND HELP ME AND THE OTHERS
Shadow & Sonic: fine *walks outside the door*
Dark: lucky while they were drinking i swaped the cerveza in the bottle with water hehe well better help them out *runs outside and helps the others with the war*

and thats what i would do if Sonic and Shadow were drunk and a war was happening ^_^

well i would do what link would run round swinging my sword round

Get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz and watch the show.

shadow: hola sonic want a beer
sonic: sure
*one hora later*
shadow: woooo!!!
sonic i see buttery flies about to attake shadow
shadow: what?
me: OK WHAT IS GOING ON HERE THERES A WAR U GUYS JUST THINK U CAN SIT THERE AND DO NOTHING
both: yes
me: ok fine *grabs booth to look outside window
shadow: so
me: SAVE THIS FUCKING TOWN o I WELL GET A CRUSE ON U AND U WELL BOTH DIE!!!
both: O_O
me: *takes drink from both*
*thowers it away*
sonic: y did u do that
me: cuz!
both: fine well go outside on war
shadow: *tries to fight* *hugs ssook
sonic: *hugz ssook too* mommy
me: wtf GET OFFF MEEE!!
one hora later
shadow: I amor U MOMMY!!
*war still going on and we lose
sonic OH SHIT WE lost SHADOW!!!
shadow: AHH SHIT!
me: -.-
THE END!

I would get jealous that they got drunk lol xD idk lol

get some palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz and some soda and sit back and watch

me : SHAADOW!!
shadow : *lil drunk* wat??
sonic : cute girl *drunk too*

*save sonic and shadow and put them somewhere place that r save then go kick some butt*

This is a little how it may happen?
Me: *playing on my GBA that I finally found after soooo many years*
Shadow: *from the kitchen* Sonic where are all my freezies?
Sonic: In my tummy! :3
Shadow: WHAT!!!!! DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!!!!!
Sonic: Sh-Shadow...
Me: *hears fighting noises and goes to see watsup* guys?... GUYS!!!!!!! *sonic and shadow are totally in a nube of dust on the floor* why does this happen every day-.- WHAT did u eat noe, Sonic?
Sonic: FREEZIES!!!!!
Me: *facepalm then goes in the fridge* where is my milkshake >.>
Sonic: in my tummy!
Me: Good idea shadow... *helps him beat up Sonic cuz I really needed that milkshake* T.T XDDDDD

im using my character 4 this cause she is a war girl.
raven:*playing my Sega Genesis console.* DIE MORONS!!!!!!
shadow and sonic: *walk i the room drunk off their a$$* raven...come and get a cerveza with us.
raven:heck no!*looks out side.
THREES A WAR GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YA'LL DO!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
shadow: we started it.
sonic:yep...
raven:*grabs ear on sonic and shadow and pulls them outside.* fight the people in green!!!

Me: THERE'S A WAR OUT THERE AND tu THINK tu CAN JUST-

Drunk Shadow: *interrupts me por besar and hugging me*

Me: *blushes* Well , I guess tu can stay a little longer... But then tu need to save the world! Seriously, guys!

Drunk Sonic: *smirking* hola tu wanna-

Me: No, not right now. *mumbles* Drunk Sonic and Shadow are annoying!

Drunk Sonic: *8stumbles closer to me*

Me: 0_0 *backs away* I think I'm gonna leave now...