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link1. Make him take a shower.
2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.
3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.
4. Apparate siguiente to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.
5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.
6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.
7. Tell him tu estola his teddy bear.
8. Tell him tu won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.
9. When he washes his hair, tell him tu were just kidding and dicho teddy oso, oso de has already...
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