Serena: tu brought Nate?

Serena: It doesn't make sense!

Serena: I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't. It doesn't make any sense.

Serena: Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.

Serena: Just because he took all the money doesn't mean our feelings weren't real.

Serena: tu know my mom: if it's not broke, break it.

Serena: Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend. And she loves you. That's the way things are supposed to be.

Serena: I didn't come back for you.

Serena: You're like my sister. And with our families... we need each other.

Serena: I amor you, B.

Serena: And if tu order a drink, they're also serving pigs

Serena: Well, tu can't be worse than the guys I do know.

Serena: tu asked me out on a fecha and tu didn't think I was nice?

Serena: I don't think tu could parte superior, arriba this one.

Serena: The last thing I need is another guy. But he was just so .... smart. And funny.

Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.

Serena: I can see that. Chuck's bed? Very romantic. Classy, too.

Serena: There's something vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone

Serena: Britney with the umbrella!...Posh Spice in America!

Serena: [to Dan, drunk, in flashback] Bye, Dave!

Serena: tu know, we should talk about this though. About us. About eventually.

Serena: He raised Chuck, that scares me.

Serena: I can't believe tu didn't tell me about tu and Nate.

Serena: "What are tu up to besides missing me?"

Serena: Hey. I come to tu hat in hand, tail between my legs, and off my high horse. I spent the entire día searching for the perfect gift for Dan. Now, all the stores are closing, navidad día is looming and, um... I need your help.

Serena: I killed someone.

Serena: Why do tu keep saying her name?

Serena: What is your problem?!?

Serena: I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed, he doesn't do very well with tests so...

Serena: This is not a game!

Serena: Chuck. Yes, I'm still fine. I haven't heard from Georgina in two weeks, so if you'd stop calling me I'd finally be rid of all of my monsters. Bye!

Serena: Its easy when you're always wrong.

Serena: Oh God. Hot lifeguard has a Camaro. And not in an ironic-I've-got-a-Camaro kinda way.

Serena: Dan, I didn't expect to see you. tu surprised me.

Serena: Thank you. I was waiting for that.

Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... más than sometimes.

Serena: Hey, if tu ever want to reflect, alone, together, I'll be around.

Serena: tu did NOT just do that.

Serena: [laughing awkwardly] What ... was that?

Serena: Sometimes I envy you. Wait, what am I saying? You're disgusting.

Serena: Um, I've seen Flashdance several times?

Serena: I remember one navidad Eric and I wanted snow but we got none luckily Mom was married to a raging cokehead so he left blow everywhere

Serena: I hate that stupid headband.

Serena: I know tu may find this hard to believe, but not everyone wants to go to Yale because not everyone wants to be Blair Waldorf.