luna:aaaagh dont touch me there!!!

scourge: i can touch tu werever i want!! *rubs crotch*

luna: nngh!!! stop it!!!

scourge:...do tu even want to know how i got out?

luna: h-how?

scourge: i killed everyone there...i showed no mercy! and now....*keeps rubbing my crotch* i have tu to have "fun" with! heheheh!!

luna:i..said..... STOP!! *wacks him with piko hammer and runs to jakes house*

luna: *opens door and runs into jake and kisses him*

jake: ....*breaks kiss* what happened?

luna: hes*pant* back! *pant*

jake: *eyes widen* what did he do??

luna: h-he found me a-and he ran at me...and...he ....touched...

I was the most unfavorable kid in school. Girls say that I'm as ugly as a dingo and boys say that not even a pedophile would fecha me. I wasn't ugly, but I wasn't beautiful. The only thing I was was intelligent. Smartest kid in the whole campus. Teachers loved and acknowledged me más than any other student. But one hedgehog changed my life. Forever. Let me talk about how we first met. It was a nice, warm Friday evening, right after school was dismissed....

"Hah, it feels heavenly to get away from the drama of the gals and boys from school." I sighed as I stretched my twin brown tails. In Princeling...