Work people: "Dang tomorrow will be busy..."

Me: "My wrist is swollen..."

Work people: "PLEASE DO NOT CALL OUT! WE NEED YOU!" publicado hace más de un año

Been having some serious contractions. Melody is getting excited for this whole life thing publicado hace más de un año

"Well if your friends jumped off of a bridge, would tu follow them?"

Me: First of all, if they're really my friends I wouldn't let them xD segundo of all, I wouldn't be a very good friend if I fucking let them now would I? publicado hace más de un año

It's been forever since I publicado on this wall. Heyo!! publicado hace más de un año

Wot if...
...Monster came in spicy cinnamon flavour? publicado hace más de un año

I am in way too much pain rn..... publicado hace más de un año

ER: "Eh. Just keep wearing your Ace bandage. It isn't too bad....oh but tu might want to call this orthopedic surgeon and heres a prescription.

Me: "....well...guess I'll go to work?" publicado hace más de un año

Ya it's a real break. Hoped for it to be a simple sprain but my arm droops 45 degrees without the brace. publicado hace más de un año

“Sometimes when I feel the darkness it feels.....good”

- Raven, Titans (2018) trailer publicado hace más de un año

Time to head off to work with my possibly broken wrist publicado hace más de un año

perra looked at me and dicho wow kids having kids. Bitch, I may have a baby face, but I know damn well I'm a better adult than tu and I'm not going to be the shitty perra who yepls at her kids at Walmart publicado hace más de un año

There has literally never been anything in my life ever that has provided me with más pure joy than when I play either Sonic The Hedgehog o Slay The Spire. publicado hace más de un año

I have been very addicted to the Under Night soundtracks lately! publicado hace más de un año

Brains vs. Brawn

Brains: Knowledge is más important than physical strength. Having smarts is the key.

Brawn: Oh yeah? Then if you're so fuckin' smart why're tu so small? publicado hace más de un año

I probably will never wear shoes with laces ever again. I amor my slip ons. publicado hace más de un año

New Mexicans? What happened to the old ones? publicado hace más de un año

🥚 Humpty Dumpty sat on the misceláneo muro publicado hace más de un año

Go go gadget muro messager. publicado hace más de un año

My husband has been into old computers here lately. He bought an old windows 98, a dos/windows3.1, and several floppy discs worth of old programs from my dad for like $85. Now I understand where the save icono comes from, that makes so much sense. He's old enough to have used floppy discs in middle school, I've never seen them in person before publicado hace más de un año

What is a perverted mathematician's favorito! number?
Sextillion publicado hace más de un año

For some reason, I want wine. publicado hace más de un año

15 hora día today cuz idiots called out and I had to both open and close...X-X publicado hace más de un año

We all bleed the same blood..but I only started bleeding after tu cut me. publicado hace más de un año

chocolate coins are for people who are gluttonous and greedy. publicado hace más de un año

brb hiding from the thot patrol publicado hace más de un año

Just popping por to make a muro post cuz I need to calm down since Subway employees are hushing me due to my reactions to my manga. Serussly. Gokukoku no Brynhildr had the best fight scene I’ve seen im awhile and I just watched Infinity War! This manga is so goooood. Oh getting hushed again publicado hace más de un año

Wowsers. It's Friday. publicado hace más de un año

137 days until 2019

im fucking shaking from that knowledge im Not Ready publicado hace más de un año

Me: hola Siri, Im sad.

Siri: Life, as I understand it, is sad, beautiful, and everything in between”

Me: ... publicado hace más de un año

That moment when tu realize that tu haven't slept in almost four days and subconsciously set pillows around the places in the house that tu are the most just in case tu crash. publicado hace más de un año

Teenagers. Everything is so apocalyptic. publicado hace más de un año

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. publicado hace más de un año

Knowledge is knowing a tomate is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a frutas salad. publicado hace más de un año

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. publicado hace más de un año

Why do we need Algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate. publicado hace más de un año

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. publicado hace más de un año

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. publicado hace más de un año

People say tu cant live without love,but I think oxygen is más important. publicado hace más de un año

If amor is the answer, could tu please rephrase the question? publicado hace más de un año

The future is shaped por your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! publicado hace más de un año

Galileo: great mind. Einstein: genius mind. Newton: extra-ordinary mind. Bill Gates: brilliant mind. tu and me: never mind! As long as we are friends, I don’t mind! publicado hace más de un año

I hate how society feels the need to gender basic life skills. I don't care what kind of man o woman tu think tu are, learn how to cook, clean, sew buttons, change tires, and change fuses publicado hace más de un año

I just made langosta Tails on my own for the first time and geeez. That was a good dinner... publicado hace más de un año

<3 tu guys. Im doing good and i hope yall r too. But i have to go. Bye. Take care. Stay alive ||-// publicado hace más de un año

''Laws change. Universal truths are constant. It is a fact, a plain and simple fact, that what is true and right is true and right for all.''

- Samuel bajo (12 Years a Slave) !!!! publicado hace más de un año

Sometimes, I wish I could change my fanpop username. Anyone here feels that way? publicado hace más de un año

Man this sucks...Overwatch ACTUALLY is as good as the hype for it was...I don't know why I was hoping to finally try it out and end up thinking it sucks publicado hace más de un año

I haven't had an obsession in a while. I think my new obsession will be *spins a wheel* ...Goofy ahyuck. publicado hace más de un año

Two times two equals ardilla publicado hace más de un año

Me: My dog has cancer

Person A: Damn. RIP.

There’s a special place in hell reserved for that person. publicado hace más de un año

A small help please!!!!!!!
His wrath is gonna befall on you

Is the above sentence grammatically correct?? publicado hace más de un año

What do Cesar Romero's Joker and Henry Cavill's superman have in common? Hint: involves facial hair publicado hace más de un año

Egghead (Vincent Price's character from the 60s batman show): I'm going to eggstract all of the bank's money. The bank owner will call the situation eggstra bad.
Batman: I'm going to crack your egg shaped crime apart tu uneatable egg. publicado hace más de un año

Has anyone ever actually been happy about video games automatically putting your cursor on "New Game" rather than "Continue"??? publicado hace más de un año

When you're so poor tu don't mind doing favors for pan de molde, pan instead of money hahaha...wait, that's not funny. publicado hace más de un año

Ah yes, the world of tech is totally easy going and relaxing and not at all frustrating o hard to deal with at all ever.
*HDD crashes and is damaged beyond repair*
Totally not stressful at all.... publicado hace más de un año

Ive signed in for the first time in months... activity still is low? Hahah
But hi everyone! I don't know if I'll stick around but hope all is well with tu guys ^^ publicado hace más de un año

I also had such a good día yesterday that Im not even mad that work is crazy busy. I bought and played Overwatch while a coworker taught me how to use Ana, I actually got proper 8 hours of sleep, new high score in Tetris, and found my way back to the best streamer on Twitch, LobosJR. publicado hace más de un año

I’m a good thirty chapters into Pandora Hearts and if Im honest, cant reaaally say I recommend it. It starts too slow and tries to get alot of information in too short of a time. I like manga that paces itself out, takes its time to completely flesh out the world and I cannot tell tu guys ANYTHING about Pandoras world. Theres like...households and stuff? The abyss? I dunno. If you’re interested, por all means give it a try. publicado hace más de un año

''Ask not for whom the Waifu tolls because she tolls for thee'' !!!! publicado hace más de un año

I really really amor my 1995 Lexus ES300.

It's been sitting dead as a doornail in the césped, hierba beside my driveway for about a año and a half now and yet when I went to grab my Cosmic Mix from the center console, it still SMELLS so good. It smells like when we first bought it and yet it has been sitting in the sun for that long día after day. It's probably the leather. publicado hace más de un año

I'm finally close to finish Pop Team Epic. publicado hace más de un año

I personally think Fortnite should add in tractors as a drivable vehicle and that they should generate small amounts of wood every tick. Not alot. Two maybe? Two per tick. Very gimmicky but thats what makes Fortnite great publicado hace más de un año

Give me the baby before I stab tu in your neck publicado hace más de un año

I should learn to stop watching ghost videos. Ghosts are literally my greatest fear. publicado hace más de un año

Dumb post but my current client sent me some reference pics of the characters of his project that I am doing the art for and the main character's dad looks the same age as him and it's bothering me. Like do I make him look older o do I just go with it??? publicado hace más de un año

Rabid anime haters have to be the most hilarious dumbasses in existence.You can cause them to boil with anger just por stating that tu like anime lol publicado hace más de un año

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches. publicado hace más de un año

Life is like photography. tu need the negatives to develop. publicado hace más de un año

A día without sunshine is like, tu know, night !! publicado hace más de un año

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we registrarse up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. publicado hace más de un año

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. amor truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes tu smile. publicado hace más de un año

If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 más letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. publicado hace más de un año

To do is to be.
-Nietzsche

To be is to do.
-Kant

Do be do be do.

-Sinatra publicado hace más de un año

Life’s a garden… dig it. publicado hace más de un año

tu can’t always control who walks into your life but, tu CAN control which window tu throw them out of… publicado hace más de un año

Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath. publicado hace más de un año

If tu think tu are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. publicado hace más de un año

Life is an cebolla and one cries while peeling it. publicado hace más de un año

''The normies don't understand the Laifu that comes with having a Waifu'' !!!! publicado hace más de un año

"Did tu think that I would cry, on the phone?

Do tu know what it feels like being alone?

I’ll find someone new.

Swing, swing, swing, from the tangles of my corazón

Is crushed por a former love.

Can tu help me find a way to carry on again?" publicado hace más de un año

Check out my friends club. Please and thank you. link publicado hace más de un año

Hyped for Soulcalibur VI but I'm just waiting here for my main to be announced like
link

Please Namco Cassandra has been my main since I was like 7 I need her publicado hace más de un año

''A Waifu can choose to be your Waifu o she can choose to be your Hell'' !!!! publicado hace más de un año

Are tu guys happy with my current banner? I thought about changing my banner for some time now. publicado hace más de un año

It makes me a little sad that no one had ever called me Mr. Fox. publicado hace más de un año

I think I know what to call my EP: 'Free Yourself.' publicado hace más de un año

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the muro but she wants to be sure
Cause tu know sometimes words have two meanings
In a árbol por the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven" publicado hace más de un año

Oh my god guys, I have a mes before my daughter is due and I'm so fucking excited publicado hace más de un año

ew publicado hace más de un año

Guess what I found out when I was trying to make melodic dubstep? publicado hace más de un año

Pro tip: Unless you’re really good at Fortnite, don’t do Playground Mode with Riku. That is all. publicado hace más de un año

I am becoming obsessed with James Charles. He has made me sister shook. publicado hace más de un año

I am twenty two and I wanna share it with you! What I wished for was presents wrapped in blue! Green is my favorito! color, but I don't care about the hue! It's my birthday birthday birthday! publicado hace más de un año

Tfw tu finally mastered a good melody with LMMS. publicado hace más de un año

With getting some free time I`ve finally returned to practicing my guitarra skills. Gotta say, my fingers weren`t ready for this. :D Also in other news... I really fckin appreciate all of the beautiful thunderstorms coming my way. publicado hace más de un año

i am sunburnt as hell. it hurts. im blistering. i never want to leave my room. it was totally worth it tho. publicado hace más de un año

''You cannot truly know your Waifu unless tu become your Waifu'' !!!! publicado hace más de un año

Fall Out Boy - Sunshine Riptide is the perfect song for when you`re buzzed af ♪♫♪ publicado hace más de un año

Oh my god. Im watching this video of a drunk guy who fell asleep at an intersection trying to argue (while clearly drunk) with the cops as to why they dont have probable cause to get his identification while he is walking his vessel in the intersection

And according to him, "no one on this earth, this is a police officer, after 1929 ..... ..... thats fact! thats fact!" publicado hace más de un año