1. When tu get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend tu are deaf.
4. If he asks if tu knew how fast tu were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if tu can see his gun.
6. When he says tu aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him por his first name.
11. Pretend you...
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