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1- The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

2- Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

3- The first known contraceptive was cocodrilo dung, used por Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

4- When tu die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

5- It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on parte superior, arriba of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

6- The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the año - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

7- The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million....
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Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason tu have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail tu out of jail and tell tu what tu did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit siguiente to tu saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about tu with direct frases from you.

Fake...
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10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" por punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... tu know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
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18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. tu are going to fail the class completely no matter what tu get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure tu can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutos into it, loudly say to the...
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I was born on a maní, cacahuete plantation 62 segundos before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", por Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis pato, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of chocolate dulce de azúcar, fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, o eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the día I was born.
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29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press misceláneo numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would tu please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation tu are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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1.if they let tu touch their ipod computer o mp3 borrar every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with tu to the store o something yell "WHY ARE tu FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom o dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say tu saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as tu can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it...
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