Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that tu think they're Tom Cruise o madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie estrella in question).
Ask the guy siguiente to tu to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person siguiente to you, "Are tu in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, tu have a very irate home,' she dicho governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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