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This misceláneo fondo de pantalla contains banco del parque and banco de parque.

Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make tu feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much tu get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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posted by heroicamerica
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. tu use the British curse of comida and bad tea.

3. tu wear a scarf and when your teachers tell tu to take it off, tu say KOLKOLKOL!

4. tu imagine your favorito! hetalia characters canto your favorito! songs.

5. hetalia = your mind.

6. Buono tomate buono tomate buono buono ooh tomato.

7. tu give people names that apply to their traits o what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomate bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, tu say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. tu are lectura this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first articulo on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with homestuck and have fallen madly in amor with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, tu better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, o Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I dicho our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a kiss means.....

+ kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ kiss on the Lips = I amor you
+Laughing while besar = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely amor each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain amor you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me tu amor me
+ Arms around the Waist = I amor tu too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If tu were thinking about someone while lectura this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing misceláneo letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as misceláneo as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling tejo why!

más misceláneo letters!

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deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other misceláneo people!
posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined fanpop a few days hace and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST misceláneo PARAGRAPHS IN THE comentarios AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN articulo AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as tu please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years hace with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's día in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started trofeos lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen año olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have tu know NONE of my friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe tu just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This articulo belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should tu ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants tu dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words tu should YouTube, should tu get the chance
-“Kevin tocino, bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved por everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the mes is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if tu are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test tu can chain mail to with any peeps o even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop o any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in comentarios what tu think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true o not but the respuestas actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to tu people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just borrar this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, mover your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not mover both hands o both feet at the same time - tu will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as tu throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, o why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and tu think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, tu SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

tu have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, o what they are, o even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, o because tu think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat o it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak tu out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that tu actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until tu spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far tu can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes tu have to stop thinking so much and go where your corazón takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, tu must keep moving.

Do not let what tu cannot do interfere with what tu can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 o BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. reportar everything and comentario 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say tu hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' o 'You're so annoying' o 'No' on a muro post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are más but i cant be stuffed naming them um comentario if i have missed any male anime dudes tu like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when tu tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. borrar any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. tu need to listen to us
6. if tu going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i amor you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if tu get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if tu do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!

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6 Ways On How To Deal With tiburón Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of tiburón attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if tu are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...
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