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1)Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask preguntas so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s preguntas in slow motion 2)Answer preguntas only with one word
3)Scream misceláneo words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” o “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer preguntas in a different language
13)Fake spasms
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tu know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your favorito! character from estrella Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled por Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, o Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your favorito! female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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posted by Guste_LT
30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at...
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posted by simpleplan
1. If they want to loan tu money, tell them tu just filed for bankruptcy and tu could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are tu today?" say, "Why do tu want to know?" Alternately, tu can tell them, "I'm so glad tu asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is actuación up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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posted by milorox18
A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from tu mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes tu o hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, kiss her and tell her tu amor her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When tu see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When tu see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When tu see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...
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posted by patrisha727
On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.

Every minuto in the U.S. six people turn 17.

Ten tons of el espacio dust falls on the Earth every day.

On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 preguntas a day.

Blue and white are the most common school colors.

Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.

In a normal lifetime an American will eat 200 pounds of peanuts and 10,000 pounds of meat.

A new book is published every 13 minutos in America.

America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.

Every año the sun loses 360 million tons.

Because of Animal Crackers,...
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