margarita

I don’t know what makes tu so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told tu to be yourself simply couldn’t have dado tu worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t tu have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let tu mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are tu always this stupid o are tu making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission.

If tu took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d amor to help tu out…now, which way did tu come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....