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♥♥♥.............again found this.not por me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger o a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American o Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance o anything else that might be considered ......
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Note: The autor of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.



Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my favorito! scenes

I sat on my cama on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living


We're older now. I need to get over the fact that tu hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can tu forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the calle physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your culo like rembrandt!
Ha! tu Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when tu see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who tu are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what tu did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who tu are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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I saw this elderly gentleman dining por himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his día por talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he dicho he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...
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