LOL!!! XD

1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if tu don't look like a movie estrella because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because tu amor to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much comida in one día you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If tu want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then tu throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if tu don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone tu may never see again o someone...

jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do tu want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if tu actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but tu say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving tu now after tu keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people tu can get to registrarse in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

hola so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if tu didnt see the anterior 2 parts tu have a button under the articulo 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do tu get when tu cruzar, cruz a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do tu get when tu cruzar, cruz an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...

"Friends forever‚" tu promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ tu were por my side.
When I was scared‚ tu felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ tu were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ tu were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful música reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...