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    You may fall from the sky, tu may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in amor with me.

Do tu believe in amor at first sight, o should I walk por again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my biblioteca card. Why? Because I am totally checking tu out!!    

If a fat man puts tu in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted tu for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel...

envolver, abrigo rage is an actual condition when tu feel extreme levels of anger and frustration because tu are unable to open product packaging.

Hippo leche is pink.

In the absence of aerodynamic downforce, which is generated por the giant spoilers used, Formula 1 cars would have sufficient power to fly above 150 kph. They frequently race at well over 250 kph.

If tu choose not to have children, tu will be the first person in your direct linage, since the beginning of time, to not reproduce.

The asteroid (or comet) that killed the dinosaurios 65 million years hace was the equivalent of a Hiroshima bomb going...