When life gives tu lemons, make naranja jugo, jugo de and leave the world wondering how the heck tu did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first tu don't succeed, destroy everything.
An manzana, apple a día can keep any doctor away if tu throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 más letters in the alphabet.
Do tu believe in amor at first sight, o should I walk por again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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