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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmón (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed arroz in a arroz bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the arroz won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed arroz on your hand and put your favorito! filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmón on the rice. Push the filling into the arroz lightly. Hold the arroz between your palms. Form the arroz into a round, a triangle, o a cylinder por pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the arroz ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. envolver, abrigo the arroz ball with a strip of nori o sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
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i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33
posted by EllentheStrange
Feel free to use them
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the oso, oso de wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I amor tu in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene
User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No tu are a robot times 1000000.


User: No tu are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and tu are a robot.


User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. tu are the robot here.

User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... tu computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So tu admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




lol yes fail I know
Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to tu as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say tu understand when tu don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. tu don’t have PMS; don’t act like tu know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get tu off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get tu off the hook.
7. If tu talk about having a big dick; we know tu don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when tu act like Mr....
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posted by jessicamc26
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking día o Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine. ______
______________
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___________
________________
Do tu think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are perros cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do tu fish?:

Nope!


Are tu at the age where tu can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless tu try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do tu have a boyfriend o girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do tu know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have tu ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do tu have your ears pierced?
:

I used to.


Have tu broken your butt?:

No. =3


Tea is…?:

Best...
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posted by jessicamc26
The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One día God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here o I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are tu going to get a lawyer?"
I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure tu out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in tu and tu let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive tu , its the end
so tu can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil tu burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as tu push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever tu are siguiente bored, o feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your correo electrónico address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' o 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks tu to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your escritorio and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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posted by McDreamyluva
 Eat them...you know tu want to
Eat them...you know you want to
For nutritious sugar hit, embrace the dark side...


The best news we’ve heard all year: studies prove chocolate is good for más than a broken heart. The secret behind its powerful punch: cacao. Packed with healthy flavonoids and the chemical theobromine (which widens blood vessels), this little frijol, haba is a disease-fighting bullet. The problem? Cacao is bitter, chalky and hardly palatable. Enter milk, sugar and mantequilla – great for tastebuds, not so for health. Besides adding kilojoules, they dilute cacao’s benefits. So stick to chocolate with at least 70 per cent cacao – o cocoa, which...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. dragones say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. pescado say blub blub blub.

13. unicornios say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by Jeffersonian
A teacher forwarded this lista of comentarios from test papers, essays, etc., publicado to science and health teachers por elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the corazón and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it...
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1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty o santino marella. o even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what tu heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a camisa, camiseta over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one...
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Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in más 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut césped, hierba makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be más siguiente week.
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