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List by BellaSwan636 posted hace más de un año
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your collar and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When tu get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when tu reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a espátula, espátula de and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.

5) Walk up and down the fresh produce aisle in the supermercado and lecture the vegetables loudly on how to obtain world domination. Whenever a shopper comes close, fall silent and glare at them, and say to the produce, "We'll continue this later."

6) Follow strangers around the department store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people tu can get to registrarse in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as tu see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
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List by CullenProperty posted hace más de un año
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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys amor flirts.
3. A guy can like tu for a minute, and then forget tu afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are tu doing something?" o "Have tu eaten already?" are the first usual preguntas a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell tu many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell tu many things and it is drinking!
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make tu tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are tu remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with tu when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves tu more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her friends say i amor her más than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are tu thinking about someone?

16-Always hug her and say, "I amor you," whenever tu see her.

17-Kiss her unexpectedly

18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST

19-Tell her shes beautiful- NOT SEXY! She wants to feel pretty- not skanky

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List by CullenProperty posted hace más de un año
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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as tu are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let tu see us cry, unless we want tu to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if tu are interested. But we will later deny it o make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot o sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for tu (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if tu don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but tu know...I think I like tu in jeans better'

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other o get consejos on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught por ourselves with tu because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
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Opinion by hm94991 posted hace más de un año
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I found this link. This will last tu days. XD


Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave horno was invented por mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the chocolate bar he had in his pocket.

Moisture, not air, causes super glue to dry.

Only 14% of Americans say they've skinny dipped with the opposite sex.

"60 Minutes" on CBS is the only TV mostrar to not have a theme song o music.
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Opinion by monLOVEbrucas posted hace más de un año
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[b] -Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, tu can kiss my culo too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the día i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to tu does not matter to me

-When your up, your friends know who tu are.
When you're down, tu know who your friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab tu in the throat with...the cuchillo tu left in my back.

-I was the one who dicho things changed;
tu were the one who proved it.

-Friendship is not capable of ending
For if it ends it is only because it never existed.

-I'll never forget what tu did to me, but I'll never let tu know I remember.

-In dealing with backstabbers
There's one thing I’ve learned
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Opinion by j1edwardcullen7 posted hace más de un año
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1. Go outside, and if tu see someone, take the misceláneo person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic besar scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger asiento of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why perros only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to canto in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the césped, hierba on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told tu that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!
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List by simpleplan posted hace más de un año
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1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, tu answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, tu answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, tu answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, tu say “is that so?”
5. If tu so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher tu did not turn in your homework because tu were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.
10. Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.
11. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.
12. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one o two points higher than it actually is.
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Opinion by chowjoyi posted hace más de un año
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41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If tu have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that tu ask their opinion of everything.

7. After tu have your bath, envolver, abrigo a bath towel around tu and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask tu what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping o running into something. Look at the ground and whenever tu see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
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Opinion by sarabeara posted hace más de un año
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THIS lista ISN'T MINE. It belongs to "thatboyandrew" on youtube. This lista is from his original video. If tu haven't seen the video, here's the link:

link

NOTE: This is JUST a joke. I did not come up with this list. I just thought I'd post it for fun.

60) Latifah
59) Shaniqua
58) Latoya
57) Laquisha
56) La'Kisha
55) La'Tanya
54) Rohandra
53) Bon'Quisha
52) Sha'Tanya
51) Toprameneesha
50) La'Quishria
49) Bonifa
48) Shataniana
47) Levondia
46) Bufanaquishria
45) La'Quishraniqua
44) Barbeesha
43) Mo'Nique
42) Abduiniana
41) Fo'Landra
40) Kisha
39) Bon'Qui Qui
38) V'Lanta'la'mana'ma'nisha
37) Sha'Nay Nay
36) Tay Tay
35) Da'Quonde
34) La'Trice
33) Deedra
32) Tramicia
31) De'Lanice
30) Ka'Likatifrianiqua
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List by sweet_n_silly posted hace más de un año
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them

6. Guys will do anything just to get tu to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend o ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes tu wants to be the only guy tu talk to.
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List by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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1. Dial a misceláneo number and confuse the person who respuestas por saying things like;
"Why did tu call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up misceláneo statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a misceláneo articulo like this.

4. At walmart o somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, o a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.

5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"

6. Text everyone tu know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"

7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your friends as your sidekick o other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one tu deeply despise.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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1. I amor the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I amor the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I amor the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I amor the way tu look at me.

5. I amor how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I amor the way I can’t imagine a día without tu in my life.

7. I amor the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I amor the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I amor the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I amor how I know you’ll always be there when I need tu to be.

11. I amor the fact that I will always be there for tu too.

12. I amor how when I dream of my life partner, the only person that I can see is you.

13. I amor how complete I feel when I am with you.

14. I amor how our bodies just fit together.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that tu haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every pregunta with another question. As soon as one of tu says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but tu didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
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Article by ShadowFlame posted hace más de un año
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THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

fuego authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done por a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the día of the fire, the man went diving off
the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fuego fighters, seeking to control
the fuego as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very
large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site
of the forest fire.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call tu Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until tu hear the penny tu dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
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List by CullenProperty posted hace más de un año
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When tu sleep over never boss me around in cama unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If tu don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” o “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If tu want sex, just ask. (In case tu didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only modelos are able to wear most of the stuff tu see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes inicial and sees tu in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, o just plain naked.
12. tu don’t need ropa interior to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank parte superior, arriba are fine por us.
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List by Snugglebum posted hace más de un año
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I found this pasted on Konorai's Fanfiction.net profile, not my idea, but LOLZ just the same!

6 reasons not to mess with children:

Reason 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher dicho it was physically impossible for a ballena to golondrina a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed por a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a ballena could not golondrina a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then tu ask him ".

Reason 2:

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with más than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get tu to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend o ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes tu wants to be the only guy tu talk to.
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List by Feathershine posted hace más de un año
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TRUTH

Who do tu have a crush on?

If tu had to fecha anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity tu would want to make out with

Name five people tu hate and why tu hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have tu ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If tu did, what did tu do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have tu ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have tu had your first kiss, if tu have, were was it and who was it with?

Have tu ever seen a parent naked?

Have tu ever seen animales reproducing?

Have tu stalked anyone, if tu have, who was it?

Have tu ever typed up anything inappropriate on Facebook/Twitter?

Have tu had a blind fecha before, if tu have, who was it with, and do we know him/her?

Have tu ever accidentally grabbed someones butt?
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Opinion by wild-bby posted hace más de un año
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The List

1. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can tu fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible friend already is.
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11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs siguiente to tu as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind tu and see if tu can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
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Opinion by McDreamyluva posted hace más de un año
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks tu To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your escritorio And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever tu go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A poesía Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

rosas are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at tu trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but tu my friend!! yes you!! tu CAN kiss MY ASS*******

If tu didn't have feet tu wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do tu wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for tu %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but tu need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like tu are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
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Opinion by slytherin360 posted hace más de un año
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found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, “Now, how did that get there?”

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!”

11. Say, "Interesting,. . . más floaters than sinkers."
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