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posted by batgirl910
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...
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Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first kiss would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy tu meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give tu his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just por wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical caballos with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod o something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the comida sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the música store whether tu can get a CD that tu know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four preguntas to determine the level of your intellect.
Your respuestas must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating o wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: tu are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in segundo place.
In which position are tu now?

Answer:
If tu answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. tu overtook the segundo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the siguiente pregunta try not to be so dumb.
2 : If tu overtake the last...
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posted by karpach_14
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife flores for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, tu haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. tu order what tu want, then when tu see what the other fellow has, tu wish tu had ordered that.
Unknown

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells tu a joke and tu say "LOL".

3. tu watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. tu have called out someone's screen name while making amor to your significant other.

5. tu keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. tu have to get a 2d phone line just so tu can call pizza Hut.

9. tu go into labour and tu stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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Here is alot of misceláneo things to do when your bored, i made most of these up with friends!

1.When your in the supermercado go up to a misceláneo stranger and whisper "I will come for tu in the night" behind thier back

2.Stand siguiente to a person who is taller then tu and shout "IM SHRINKING!"

3.Go into your local supermercado and grab a large frutas (watermellon ect.) and hand it to a misceláneo person and say "The fate of the world depends on your desision" then walk away

4.When your in a arioplane skip around canto "Im walking in the air!"

5.The siguiente time your in the lift grin and say "I've got new socks...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Life is hard to summarize, but there's so many different aspects of life that range in quality. There's so much bad and good in this world. Things can often get difficult, confusing, stressful and hard. However, there are people out there that make things feel easier, clearer, sweeter and nicer. There are people that make the bad days easier and the good days even better.

Who are these people that I'm referring to? I'm referring to my friends here on Fanpop. As tu probably know, there's a lot of negativity online. There's a lot of people that do and say some pretty offensive stuff. Because...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A train is seen heading for Appleloosa. On the train is Applejack, Big Mac, and Applebloom. They're going to visit Braeburn.

Theme song link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Based off of a roleplay in fanpop.

Applejack's Double Life

Starring in alphabetical order

Applebloom
Applejack
Big Macintosh
Braeburn
Colgate
Dexter
Erica
Flam
Flim
Karl
Kyle
Pinkie Pie
Rarity

Towns used for fanfiction

Appleloosa
Ponyville
St. Foalis

Based off the youtube video created por TwodeePony

And now to begin the story

The...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Well here comes the briefest articulo of In-Indie I will probably ever write simply because of the game being very simplistic. Have tu ever wanted to play indie games on your phone? Me neither and continuing to purge playing games on mobile from my general area, I decided to play this mobile classic once it came to Switch. And today, we will be talking about Reigns.



Reigns starts out in the año 1000. tu are a king who is destined for great things, only though tu come from a cursed lineage, a curse that will continue for a thousand years. During those thousand years, tu are tasked with...
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posted by GDragon612
I can`t no más breathe
my wings are broken.
I feel the lonelineless inside me
my corazón is bleeding
it breakes into million pieces
like a mirror
they cut in my skin.

tu told me
don`t forget me beautiful lady
and I say
I will never let tu gone
holding you
loving you
a feather flies around


I feel your warm hand on my neck
besar tu my ángel boy
don`t fly away


written por swagkathi


on december the 18th Kim jonghyun is gone
he let a big hole in our hearts
we will loving tu forever and don`t forget tu
•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)

💝Rest in peace Jonghyun💝


•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)
"How to google something"

You already are, dumbass.

"Best halloween costume ever made from cerveza cans"

There's recycling, then there's recycling.

"Which smells worse, dog, cat o human urine?"

Does it REALLY even matter?

"Where do lost socks go when they go missing?"

To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.

Who cares.

"What kind of pigs eat people?"

I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.

"How long does it take to drown an ant?"

A better pregunta would be why do tu care.

"What do dead rats smell like?"

Chicken?

"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"

Some questions...
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posted by Dr6112002
~ being able to affirm others for who they are and not for what they can do o what they can give.
~ being able to amor simply, so that others may simply live.
~ not excluding but including, for the good of all.
~ calling forth the other to see his/her mistakes.
~ being of service to others.
~ the art of giving.
~ not really blind. tu need eyes to see the other as other, to see the goodness and value of another person. Antoine de Saint-Exupery said, "It is only with the corazón that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
~ not possessive o dominating. amor says "I want you...
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Rachel's POV:

I was on parte superior, arriba of him and we were very close.

I wanted to kiss him. I guess he also wanted to. I could tell that because he was staring at my rosado, rosa lips.

I wanted to get out of his grip on my waist.

Hey, he is my TUTOR. I should not do that.

Control.

Your.

Feelings.

Rachel!

That was constantly running in my mind.

But he was coming closer. I mean, yeah, I want to kiss him but something is stopping me.

We were interrupted por his phone blasting some music. I mean his ringtone.

Why does that stupid 'thing' have to ruin the moment?

C'mon, that hottest guy wanted to kiss the nerdy one.

That happens...
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posted by randomgirl3000
I wondered if tu could hear my corazón in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when tu wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.

I pondered all that as tu fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
o maybe it's all just a dream.

But when I declared "I amor you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
posted by flabaloobalah
So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:

So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it dicho on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"

Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
posted by hetaliaitaly
Have tu ever just stood there looking into el espacio wondering why its not tu who has the pretty face people say your ugly and just dont belong but they cant tell tu who to do be your face is not right o wrong your pretty in your own way its not them who makes your día be happy for who tu are your pretty within your corazón and soul tu have happy self control tu only get once chance at life tu happiness has no price stay the way tu are no body can tell tu who to be.

(hello people i am más happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)
When we left of:
Taylor:MOM!Mom?Where is she?*walks downstairs*Mom?
*Hears door shut*MOM!!*Runs in basement*MOM!!!*Sees mom with blood running down head*MOM!!!911!!!!
Now:
Police man:Taylor!Calm down!
Taylor:How can I?When mom dies and Charm and Amber,
CHARM AND AMBER!*Runs to bedrooms*Charm!!*picks up*
Amber!*Picks up*
Amber:Taylor?TAYLOR!WHERE IS MOMMY?
Taylor:Shh!Come with me!!!
Taylor's POV:
Later I supposed that Dad was the Killer,but I had no prove,He always dicho he would "GET"mom,but when he did I was 4,so I didn't know what he meant.
Nobody's POV:
Police Woman:*Walks in*Taylor...Jonesmen?
Taylor:That's...
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During the summer it is so easy to say, "I have nothing to do!" No más excuses-here is a lista of 50 things to do the siguiente time tu are bored!
1. Gather up a few friends, and have a picnic in your back .
2. Go on a walk and take pictures of trees, flowers, dogs, etc.
3. Buy some fashion magazines, pick out a couple of really cute outfits, and try to recreate them for less!
4. Bead some bracelets and sell them for charity.
5. Volunteer at the local animal o homeless shelter.
6. Clean your room!
7. Bake some cupcakes and deliver them to friends and family.
8. Play some childhood games like "Sorry",...
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1) The Hard man act - guys will put on an act of being hard for 2 reasons: a) They are with mates and having some banter. If ther is banter, there is Hard man acting. b) They fancy you. Some guys will try to give the impression that they are strong, athletic etc. But this is only one way of a guy trying to impress you. If a guy does not do this, it doesn't mean he doesn't fancy you. (see 2)

2) Guys will be sensitive. A guy will be mature and caring around tu if he fancies you. He wants to mostrar he's not just thinking about sex, and is after a meaningful relationship. He wants to present himself...
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