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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace más de un año
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#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool tiburón movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..


#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..


#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..


#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..


#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion o something.. That face image fucked me up..
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace más de un año
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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace más de un año
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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace más de un año
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if tu spare him, he later tries to kill tu anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the siguiente fix, regardless of the fact she clearly loves Johnny. This leads to her having an affair with Trevor, and Trevor killing Johnny and everyone else in the gang. Killing Ashley is optional. tu can run her over after killing Johnny..


#2: JIMMY:
Jimmy is an asshole and a complete idiot in many missions. However, he ends up saving his entire family from a Merryweather mercenary in "Meltdown" por knocking him out with his bong and proceeding to teabag him... only to end up accidentally té bagging Michael.
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Opinion by Nick16 posted hace más de un año
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Why did I get divorced????

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do tu mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutos later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace más de un año
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People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, tu finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, tu shouldn't be tortured por the reboot. I'm going to tell tu the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
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Fan fiction by aldrine2016 posted hace más de un año
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The V of Doom, indigo and blue,
It zooms in like a plane,
The S from Hell, like Satan's spell,
It looks like a bloodstream,

The VID stone mask, will make tu gasp,
And you'll scream like a maniac,
Fabrica has a face that's black,
It's stare will make tu very crack,
And tu will surely fall on your back,
And it's eyes look like those of a cat, a cat, it's eyes look like those of a cat!

Klasky-Csupo's face is coco,
It's kinda like Spongebob's face,
DIC's Kid in cama is somewhat dread,
'Cause tu get a creepy voice that said,
"DIC!" and it sounds just like a kid,
So tu might as well run out your place, your place, tu might as well run out your place!

The Stretch Films mouth just laughs about,
It has a British accent,
zorro, fox Reality, no rarity,
It's Stretch Films' worst represent,
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace más de un año
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Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh hola there. tu must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, o bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the system works.
Johnny: *Moving closer to the trailer*
Fat Mexican: In favor of these untraceable weapons you've been giving us, we will give tu 20 kilos of cocaine, along with thirty thousand pesos. That's worth over 100,000 yen.
Japenese Man 93: tu are very honorabre. We accept the offer.
Johnny: *Pulls out an 80 Series potro, colt 1911*
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace más de un año
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~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines día actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons por his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his contraseña for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.. Even a little American blood, witch might explain my sadistic humour, and amor of violence in media.
-Connor can ONLY speak english. He knows no french words.

~Family~
-Connor's father, Eric, works for a secretive origination. Making him a legal spy. But Eric only does the computer stuff with a team he controls.
-Connor currently works under the same place, his mom, Susan, worked her whole entire life. Ciana. He tells people she does human resear
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News by noRAP posted hace más de un año
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1) Fixing Teeth
Number One-

Are tu embarrassed of dental brace?

Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century


Number Two-

Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis


Number Three-

That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL

(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)


Number Four-

This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to mostrar her face.

Number Five-

Before using anesthetics all tu got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether


Number Six-

Back then it was an invalid cart


Number Seven-

Physical therapy looked totally different than now


Number Eight-

These cute bebés were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace más de un año
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An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits siguiente to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your friends make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

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John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus, and goes as far back as he can to knock down the doors in front of him*
Morris: *Sits in the back with Mary*
Cartwright: *Sits down in front of Heidi*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace más de un año
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John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped siguiente to the station.

Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.

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John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*

They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to mover up.

Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station por two stormtroopers*
Imperial Officer: *Talking into a video messenger* Yes, Captain Mulloch with three prisoners.
Cable Car Operator: Alright. *Moves a lever, making their cable car mover towards the castle*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace más de un año
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A estrella Wars fan Fiction

Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith

Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer

Emma Watson as Mary in

Where Eagles Dare

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.

Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland

And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer

The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.

Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour as Major Von Hapen
Scarlett Johansson as Lieutenant Schwartz
Jordan Carver as Heidi
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Opinion by Riku114 posted hace más de un año
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Hello everyone, and welcome to the I-Forgot-How-Many-I-Made-Before Annual Hunger Games Special for the misceláneo Club brought back from the dead por yours truly, Riku114. This is something I used to do for this club and have decided to start doing again after carefully selecting some of the first users I saw to take part in the return of this series. My coding for this was erased so it only has a few of the fun events, but I will likely add on over time. If anyone would like to volunteer as tribute for the siguiente hunger games, please do so por commenting in the comentarios below and I will try to make sure tu get in siguiente time.

Without further ado, may the odds be forever in your favor~!


BLOODBATH
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Canada24 takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.

CokeTheUmbreon scares Riku114 away from the cornucopia.

Zeppie and BlindBandit94 fight for a bag. BlindBandit94 gives up and retreats.
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Guide by TheLefteris24 posted hace más de un año
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Praise Kek!
Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the corazón of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the fuego of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached por the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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Opinion by zanhar1 posted hace más de un año
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In case y'all haven't noticed I've kind of had some serious wanderlust lately. Like at this point there are so many beautiful places I'd be down to go anywhere that isn't where I've been living my whole life lol. At any rate here are 5 más breathtaking places.

1. Maldives

Honestly this one is actually probably in my parte superior, arriba 5, I actually didn't discover it until after typing my first article. The Maldives are tied for first on my 'to visit list'.

For one thing the Maldives is inicial to a bioluminescent playa (a playa that has glowing water) and I have always wanted to visit one of those. They are so otherworldly and surreal. Beaches like Reethi seem like they don't even belong on Earth.



For seconds, I'm not much for romance. But when I see imágenes like the one below, I'm ready to plan a freaking honeymoon. Honestly I'd take a friend and have a romantic candlelit cena here. And, Christ, there are so many lovely pictures when tu buscar up 'Maldives candle lit dinner.' Like everyone pause and do it.
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Opinion by ace2000 posted hace más de un año
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Hi everyone!

It's been a super long time since I published an article, and I thought this would be a good time to update the lista I publicado about a año ago.

About the article:

1. I'll just be focusing on faces.

2. I tried my best (the Internet and I both have limitations) to base everything on how people looked before plastic surgery/ makeup. Somebody who looks amazing with all that, but without all that doesn't stand out to me, wouldn't cut the list... and somebody who doesn't look good after all that but used to look amazing would. (The fotos here aren't the ones I based my rankings on.)

3. I'm not trying to state anything as fact :)



And finally, we start!


Female Celebrities:

10. Cora Emmanuel

I did a ton of agonizing research through various sites and general google searches to make this lista - and that's how I found out about this French model. I really like her facial structure - she has great cheekbones.
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Fan fiction by Windrises posted hace más de un año
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Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This fan story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and dicho "How's it going?"

She dicho "Bad and I won't tell tu why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow dicho "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically dicho "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon dicho "Sister it's good to see you."

She dicho "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like tu matter." She walked away.

She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.

20 minutos later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.
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Article by deathding posted hace más de un año
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HEY! What do tu think you're doing!?

???: Excuse us, but the administrators of fanpop have told us to lock tu in here. But have no worries, for we have dado tu a fun task to work on while they want tu trapped in here!

Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<

???: They want tu to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)

*Door Slams*

That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.

Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.

Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...

♫I dicho here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫

Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P

...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY estrella WAS A RAPPER!?
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Opinion by Windrises posted hace más de un año
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Notes: This fan story was inspired por the scene in the Power Rangers review where Michael jokingly hinted he had silly stuff on his cell phone. The frozen franchise is owned por Disney. Michael is a real person who has a review mostrar named MTCN Review Team. However the frozen story was made por me. I hope tu check out MTCN Review Team, because they deserve más subscribers.

Michael dicho "I think I got rid of all of the bad stuff on my phone. Here."

Ron dicho "Interesting stuff tu got on your phone. Is this a frozen fanfiction made por you?"

Michael dicho "Oh crap."

Ron dicho "Well I should read this." Ron read the story to himself.

here's the story:

The Duke of Weselton saw Anna and Elsa. The Duke dicho "My 2 rivals are here. I'm going to prank them." The Duke noticed a beehive. The Duke quickly put honey on Anna and Elsa's pants so the bees would come after the 2 girls.

Anna dicho "Oh no."
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Opinion by SilentForce posted hace más de un año
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Donald Trump is The Man.
I admit that when Donald Trump was first elected as President I had mixed feelings about him but now I'm truly convinced that he truly is the President that America really needs.Today I'm going to express all the reasons why I believe that Donald Trump becoming President is the best thing that has ever happened to America and that he will truly make America great again.So lets start:
1.He's a big patriot who always puts America first
Donald Trump is a man who is very loyal to his country so he always thinks about ways to make his country America a better place in order in improve life for Americans.
2.He will increase the American economy
Whether tu like him o not tu have to admit that he is a brilliant businessman so its obvious that he is going to increase the economy por opening new businesses and helping the existing business companies so that they wont be forced to mover from America to Mexico
3.He is a fearless leader who isn't afraid to speak the truth
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Article by ishasinha posted hace más de un año
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My life began in a factory. I was made por various machines. I had a lot of fun. The machines were making me in such a way that there were tickling me. After I achieved a final shape I was loaded onto a truck with many of my friends but my best friend was loaded on another truck, which made me a little sad.

I was excited as well. As I was talking to my friends the truck suddenly stopped. I got to know that we have reached a gigantic shopping mall. Then we were dispersed in different shops. The one who was carrying did not know where to go so I got a chance to explore the mall. Finally he reached the comprar where I was kept. We were kept in separate shelves that were pretty and comfortable. When the comprar was closed that día I jumped off my shelf and talked with my friends. Then we went back to the shelf and started sleeping.

One man came towards me as soon as he put an eye on me. I was very excited to be bought. He took me inicial in his car and when he reached his house he took me and packed me with clothes, gadgets, some medicines and some important files for his business trip. He firstly took me to UAE. I had an amazing time with him then he took me to New...
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News by deathding posted hace más de un año
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April Fools is almost here, let's make it one to remember!
o TFCAFP2K17, for short.

....It's really not that much shorter though. XD But anyway...

hola everyone, how're ya'll doing today? So it's recently come to our attention at this point that April Fools is almost here, and I currently have an idea to make this one the funniest out of them all.

más specifically, a sort of community event, and I figured that this would be the best place to put it, since the misceláneo community is pretty damn huge, as we all know.

So here's the gimmick: This Saturday is the big day, and I want people to participate in this huge April Fools event that will forever be one to remember!

All tu have to do is one thing: Something crazy, awesome, and so your own style that nobody else would've thought of it. Don't tell anyone what it is, and it can literally be anything. An article, a muro post, a change to your profile, a video involving binary code, literally ANYTHING goes, so long as it meets Fanpop's community guidelines.
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Article by candylover246 posted hace más de un año
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Guyz!!1! Think about this 4 a moment!!!!!!!!1!


Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??

Wot if he was actually kidnapped por aliens 1282839 years hace and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????

Wot if they are just waiting for the día to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?

Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???


Wot if we are all figments of imagination created por slim jims????


Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????


Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?


WOT IF THIS ENTIRE articulo IS A LIE!!!1/??








WOT IF-
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Opinion by zanhar1 posted hace más de un año
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1. Reethi Beach, Maldives



This ladies and gents, is a bioluminescent beach.Yes the water actually does glow at night and that's why I really want to go there. One of the main reasons anyhow. Basically tu have these glowing planktons and such that allow it to happen. Not only do tu have glowing water but in Reethi playa tu get over the water houses to rent. en general, general Reethi just has gorgeous scenery and an abundance of sea-life.

2. Matira Beach, Bora Bora, French Polynesia



First and foremost temperatures average at 79 degrees so there's always nice weather. For segundos the scenery is just striking; most people who have stopped por there note that the sunsets have so many vibrant hues. The island has a quiet nightlife and is más mellow. Plus there are really nifty over the water bungalows. And they have a tiburón feeding expedition for the daring lot!

3. Anse fuente d’Argent, La Digue, Seychelles
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