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Article by deathding posted hace 9 meses
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(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they mostrar up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)

Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.

Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this articulo has even started...?

Quite possibly, Jared. tu fucking idiot.

Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the título alone will win myself a million Grammies.

And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.

Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!

*Insert Overly Melodramatic paino Here*

[i]♫Sometimes tu feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
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Opinion by Renegade1765 posted hace 9 meses
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Words to live by.
Back in July of 2017, I wrote an articulo where I talked about my complaints towards the lgbt community. At the time, I was escritura an articulo where I reviewed Samurai Jack Season 5, but because I had Writer's Block, I decided to take a brake from escritura it and write something else. In that article, I explained some of my complaints towards the lgbt community, however, I criticized the wrong people. I still think that the lgbt community still deserves some of that criticism, but they weren't the ones I should've been angry at.

Before we begin, I'd like to make two disclaimers first:
1.I won't be Politically Correct in this article, so don't expect the usual sugar coating that I do.
2.I'll be using a lot of the art work of Jago Dibuja; a very talented Spanish Webcomic artist who's responsible for creating the series "Living with a Hipster girl and a Gamer girl." wherein he expresses his political opinion while putting in a lot of humor and having likeable characters. His artwork is perfect for this articulo and I even asked for his permission if I could use them.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 9 meses
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Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an hora down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't tu know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into a guardrail*

Jeep

Buff Man: *Leaning on a trailer with a speed boat* Yep, just getting my Jeep filled up with gas here at the Gulf station, and then I'm going to New York to go fishing, and test out my new boat. God I amor my Jeep. Off roading is the way of life.

Ford

Man: *Driving a Taurus. He slows down as he gets behind a Corvette* Why is he slowing down?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 10 meses
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Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 10 meses
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más Car Stereotypes

We have más stereotypes for más cars, coming your way.

Rolls-Royce

Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British inicial dear chap. Come this way and I'll mostrar tu what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a oro frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds a day, and share half of it with everyone in town.
Butler: He wouldn't do that if he had an Audi. He'd have to save up to keep it from falling apart.

GMC

Teenager: *Looking at a man*
Man: tu scratched my truck.
Teenager: I did not.
Man: Yes tu did.
Teenager: *Follows the man towards his truck. No scratch is seen*
Man: My door is messed up thanks to you.
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List by MTahmisian posted hace 10 meses
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Never have I ever….


* Been on a fecha o in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, friends and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter o seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo o piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked o done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to europa o Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England Patriots
* Been a Democrat
* Bullied Anyone
* Never been on Instagram o Snapchat
* Liked Lasagna
* Gone Surfing (I want to!)
* Broken a bone
* Hitchhiked
* Gone Hunting
* Been Vegetarian o Vegan (also don’t plan to)
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Guide by Riku114 posted hace 11 meses
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Well shit. Actually no, I doubt tu are actually here suddenly in a rush because tu just encountered this situation a few minutos hace and thought the best place was to check my club for whatever reason. If that is the case, please, tu made a bad decision, call a suicide hotline, buscar a más valid source, and focus on your friend and make sure they survive the situation. This articulo won't help tu más than anything there will especially since this is más of a tip articulo from someone who has had a lot of experience with this.

So lets talk.

First thing we want to establish. Are they actively suicidal o passively suicidal? As in are they actively planning on killing themselves now o soon and/or have they come up with a plan to do so. If so, that is someone who is actively suicidal. If they are stating they want to die, they want to kill themselves, and similar lines but are not actually planning to and/or have yet to get to the point of planning it, then it is passively suicidal. The difference is important as one calls for más immediate strict attention while the other one usually is best handled in a much más softer manner, but...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 11 meses
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A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, tu let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do. *Climbs into his A-Wing*

The other pilots started to get in their ships. After a few seconds, hundreds of X-Wings, Y-Wings, and A-Wings were flying towards Sullust.

Wedge: No estrella Destroyers in sight, but they are going to have a squadron of Tie Fighters down there. Also be careful of their turrets.
Red-9: Copy Red Leader.
Green-4: *Sees the Tie Fighters coming towards them* Here they come.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 11 meses
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Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an hora down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't tu know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into a guardrail*

Jeep

Buff Man: *Leaning on a trailer with a speed boat* Yep, just getting my Jeep filled up with gas here at the Gulf station, and then I'm going to New York to go fishing, and test out my new boat. God I amor my Jeep. Off roading is the way of life.

Ford

Man: *Driving a Taurus. He slows down as he gets behind a Corvette* Why is he slowing down?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 11 meses
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Naboo, one año before the events of A New Hope.

In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, siguiente to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.

Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling into the hands of the Imperials, The Battle of Coruscant, is about to begin.

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The Battle Of Coruscant

Imperial Pilot: *Flying a landing craft into the planet of Chevrelium*

Starring everyone in alphabetical order

Ben Affleck as Simon Ulson
Cruella as Enpa Noore
Daniel Radcliffe as Ken Nixon
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted hace 11 meses
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I can`t no más breathe
my wings are broken.
I feel the lonelineless inside me
my corazón is bleeding
it breakes into million pieces
like a mirror
they cut in my skin.

tu told me
don`t forget me beautiful lady
and I say
I will never let tu gone
holding you
loving you
a feather flies around


I feel your warm hand on my neck
besar tu my ángel boy
don`t fly away


written por swagkathi


on december the 18th Kim jonghyun is gone
he let a big hole in our hearts
we will loving tu forever and don`t forget tu
•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)

💝Rest in peace Jonghyun💝


•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)
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Opinion by Mauserfan1910 posted hace 11 meses
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Well my typewriter is down for repairs at the moment and I need something to keep me from being bored as hell because I’m off work for today and my husband is off at church and I think the cat hid my dildo so what the fuck am I supposed to do with my time?
Some of tu may be surprised that I’m an autor since I type about like how you’d expect a fucking dumbass ranch worker to talk, but I am an author, and I swear I can type good if I wanna.
Art, in all of the forms that it takes on, exists as the method that we humans use to understand and explain our viewpoints on reality. Reality and fiction in that regard exist in a sort of car and model car o gun and airsoft gun sort of relationship. It may be easier to understand, más accessible, and free of many of the constraints that the real thing is subject to. However, fiction still needs to mimic reality in one way o another because it is dependent on reality in order to exist in much the same way that a model car would have no meaning in a world without any concept of transportation devices. Art, however, can mimic reality in a wide variety of different ways. Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring gives a glimpse...
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Opinion by zanhar1 posted hace 11 meses
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Okay so this is gonna be más of a speedy short articulo inspired por Mauser's pregunta here on random. link Apparently people here have expectations and I won't fail lmao.

Above all else for a villain to be an effective character in my eyes is their backstory/motivation. Nothing makes a villain más fascinating to me than multiple layers. I'm talking about characters like (now I know tu won't see this coming!) Azula and Regina. Regina is my prime example of a fleshed out villain. Her lover was killed when she was very young and right in front of her. That sparked her to start on the path to evil; she was desperate to bring him back. Another layer is added in season 2 when tu see how actively she resisting the darkness and just how much manipulation and (from her mother) child abuse it took to get her over the edge. She's not just evil for the evils.
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Opinion by zanhar1 posted hace 11 meses
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The embodiment of evil.
This is based on this question; link

I think that there are a number of componants to considere when talking about what makes a character truly evil. For me it's about awareness and how the person is raised. As well as empathy and age.

por awareness I mean; a truly evil character is in full control (no mental instabilities). They know completely how wrong the action is and do it anyhow. In other words motivation is a huge component too; a character that firmly believes that he o she is doing the right thing isn't truly pure evil. Because this person really thinks that he/she is in the right.

Characters like Kuvira and Morgause fall under here. Morgause (as a baby) was ordered to be killed. Why? Because she had magic--basically because she was a witch. Because of this she tried to kill the king and his supporters. She was trying to protect herself and her kind. Kuvira (though a dictator) started out simply trying to unite a bunch of cities and towns to make them...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 11 meses
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#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.



#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!



#3:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!



#4:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud



#5:
I amor jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if tu let me walk all over...
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List by SilentForce posted hace 11 meses
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Hello,what's up guys and gals?SilentBorse is in the house(why do I even use this stupid intro?) and today I will be counting down my parte superior, arriba 100 power ballads just because I felt like it.If tu amor power ballads the same way as I do than this is the right articulo for tu but if tu hate them tu should just kindly go away from this article.Also if tu expecting enlaces then I'm sorry because I was too lazy to add them.
Anyways I hope that tu will enjoy this article.Now lets start the list*takes deep breath*:
[b]1.Europe-Open Your Heart
2.Scorpions-Still Loving You
3.Steelheart - She's Gone
4.Nitro-Don't Go
5.Nazareth-Love Hurts
6.Kiss-Who Wants To Be Lonely
7.Skid Row-18 and Life
8.Whitesnake-Is this Love?
9.Aerosmith-Angel
10.Joan Jett-Little Liar
11.Scorpions-You Give Me All I Need
12.Kiss-A Million To One
13.Whitesnake-Here I Go Again
14.Kiss-I still amor You
15.W.A.S.P.-Sleeping in the Fire
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Fan fiction by themrjoker posted hace 12 meses
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Note: frozen is owned por Disney, not me. I hope that tu have fun lectura and feel free to comment.

Princess Anna and queen Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do tu miss swimming?"

Elsa dicho "Well I guess I do."

Anna dicho "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."

Elsa dicho "Problem?"

Anna dicho "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."

Elsa dicho "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."

Anna dicho "Don't worry. I've been to this lake a few times. Nobody ever goes there. Lets check it out."

Elsa replied "Okay. Sounds like fun."

Anna and Elsa told the kingdom workers about what they were doing. There was no business to do so the 2 sisters were allowed to go. Anna grabbed a bag that she brought with her.
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List by BlindBandit92 posted hace 12 meses
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https://imgur.com/5VRvxeq
https://imgur.com/XGypfUE
https://imgur.com/mxrqtxd

avatar ride at Animal Kingdom

https://imgur.com/WovrCQJ
https://imgur.com/5jWprXu

Animal Kingdom night mostrar celebration

https://imgur.com/3O2pa7f

EpCot

There's another video involving a long culo guitarra for the Aerosmith ride at Hollywood Studios but you're gonna have to ask for it via pm as I do not wanna showcase a picture/vid involving me for everyone to see.

And here's a bunch of pictures from the 4 parks I went to. There's más in total but I only went to 4 this time around. The ones I went to were Animal Kingdom,Epcot,Hollywood Studios, and the main park of Disney

Enjoy the pictures and videos guys. I know I enjoyed being there.

https://imgur.com/a/J7tsn
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Opinion by Renegade1765 posted hace más de un año
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About a mes ago, I wrote an articulo where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with frozen and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a fan of Frozen. However, escritura all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 o 15. But the reason I dicho I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write an articulo about it. This is similar to my articulo where I talked about the concept of perfection and how I view it. But this time, I'll be talking about the concept of time, change, and it affects us and our nostalgia.

Let's start with that word: nostalgia. I've seen people disregard the word and saying that people shouldn't focus on it, and instead should focus on moving adelante, hacia adelante in life. Plus, it can affect on how we view things in real life and the media, clouding us with memories of the past that prevents us from maturing.
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Guide by JosepineJackson posted hace más de un año
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I am often starting to be a fan of something but If tu are fan of somebody/something there can always be a situation when tu will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that o something simmilar. But then tu start to feel distracted. tu don't know what to start with. Maybe tu are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help tu to stop being a fan easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So tu just understood that tu don't like this thing anymore? Lets think about it. Do tu really want to stop? Won't tu feel bad after it. Actually it is just theorical part of stopping being a fan but it is important. tu don't want to throw all your merchandise out and then cry and shout "I want it all back. I still amor it." Think twice before doing siguiente steps.
Step 2. Big trashcan.
It is the most important and a quite symbolic step. tu take everything off. All the posters, all little fan things tu have around you. Take everything away. It has symbolic meaning. Getting rid of obsession, of being a fan. Then throw everything...
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Guide by applebear123 posted hace más de un año
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i just copied and pasted it! :P
más than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS tu CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send tu a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long tu can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, o try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as tu can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh o ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because por trying too much, tu remember what tu were trying to avoid thinking of. If tu try too little, tu end up thinking about penguins anyway.
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Fan fiction by PeachyKeen1994 posted hace más de un año
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After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the parte superior, arriba of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to jump off the cliff. I can't do it. I am so handsome to die.

Don: (voiceover) In case tu are wondering why I am here...

(Confessional)

Don: (he is shown with bandages all over his hands, a neck brace, and an eyepatch) Last night, I lost a bet to the girls. Today, I was forced to do everything they told me. I had two options: jump off the cliff o eat Owen's floaties from the communal toilet. And tu know that. I should've eaten Owen's cake fillings from the toilet.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace más de un año
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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a día off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all tu want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
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Fan fiction by aldrine2016 posted hace más de un año
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WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical día at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky pato walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught por their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the parte superior, arriba of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as dicho before. He and Buster were instructed por their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, pato season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky would accidentally say "Duck season" and BAM! Nevertheless, he and Buster both got A+'s.

Buster: Wow Plucky, your performance in class was stupendous! If it weren't for you, we would've ended up with a lower grade like a B, a D, o the worst one yet, an F!
Plucky: Yeah, says you, rabbit. [points to his misplaced bill, then twists it back on the front of his face where it belongs]
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Article by ToriKelly5 posted hace más de un año
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1. Which would tu read right now ?
A. Harry Potter!
B. Matilda
C. Captain Underpants.

2. You're at the mall and see a sale on 2 stores. Which do tu go to?
A. Bookshop, duh.
B. Clothes store!
C. None, as I would go to McDonalds instead.


3. tu buy a Fidget Spinner! Which colour do tu buy?
A. Blue.
B. Pink.
C. oro Batarang.

4. Who is better?
A. R2-D2.
B. BB8,cause he is 100% cute.
C. C3PO.

5. What do tu watchafter school/work?
A. Eggheads o a game mostrar like that.
B. Simpsons ! Yay!
C. A soap drama o other.

6. Ok, last question: did tu like this quiz?
A. Yeah, it was cool.
B. YEAH! Can I do another?
C. What am I?!

respuestas :
Mostly A: 🤓
tu like books, games and knowing más then others.
You're fun to hang around but are a tad bossy sometimes so people call tu a bossybots. tu are creative and smart but just cool a little and don't take things too seriously.
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