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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at tu for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog o cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at tu look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat o dog to bug the other!
(Only if tu want two animals!)

4. When your dog o cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and tu are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so tu can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.
Hi! :)
Here are the parte superior, arriba ten to impress the guy tu like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what tu want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its más important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she dicho thanks...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping carro and switch the items with stuff from the person siguiente to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen tu in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of tu on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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posted by XxLalasaysxX
5
Here are my lista of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let tu know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything o eating anything tu might spit it o something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the escoba late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bahía they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog comida is a beautiful thing to watch when tu are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when tu sleeeeeep.

13. Bye dicho Santa while eating Blitzen.
posted by CoaxochYJ
19
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome friends and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time tu read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though tu may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't amor you, my love.

I loved tu with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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posted by sakurahanazono
1
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and tu have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
posted by zanesaaomgfan
19
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are tu listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do tu like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks tu to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks tu to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your inicial alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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posted by Wolfdreamer9
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1. I wish tu were a door so I could slam tu all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do tu work for UPS? I thought I saw tu checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy tu a drink o do tu just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted cama Thrasher: have tu seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make tu the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and tu can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish you...
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 Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and tu don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask tu a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what tu dicho right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. tu should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were tu talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does...
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posted by invadercalliope
4
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one tu love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say tu amor me unless tu really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like tu could kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand por your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to tu on everything I am,
And I dedicate to tu all that I have,
And I promise tu that I will stand right por your side,
Forever and always, until the día I die.

I’m not crying over what tu said;
It’s what tu didn’t say that...
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posted by mistymaydawngo
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100.coconut (its fun to say! Cooocooonut.......yea)
99:flip flops (I know its 2 words......SHUT UP! Gosh people)
98.Lolipop (lolipop lolipop o loli loli loli lolipop!)
97.refreshing (I don't know why I just like the word it sounds cool!)
96.growl (groooowwwwlll like groooowwwl........I don't know)
95.theif (theif! Theif! Once again I don't know)
94.swiftly (I like the word!)
93.Tuna (tuuuuunaaa this ia also fun to sau)
92.freak (we are all freaks here aren't we?)
91,moist (it sounds weird and like epic at the same time)
90.oyster (I don't know........again I just like the word!
89.manatee (come on who...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS o If tu find a camisa, camiseta store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the comida court and go to a fast comida place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a mesa, tabla canto elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as tu can "I amor THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT día AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until tu see an old lady/guy...
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1. At the movies: When tu meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are tu doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t tu try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When tu ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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My segundo hetalia articulo since all of tu who comentó on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope tu like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome tu are

4. Run up to misceláneo people and insist they marry tu in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a misceláneo time switch to acting...
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posted by FloraorStella
11
Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I amor GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to tu say, "Why don't tu speak más clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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posted by pokemonyellow
1
Lights on for this awesome glow-in-the-dark bottle!

Materials:
•    Bottle filled with a very small amount of yellow-colored soda
•    Highlighter
•    Hydrogen Peroxide
•    Dishwashing liquid

Step 1: Begin the experiment por adding a few drops of dishwashing liquid to a very small amount of yellow-colored soda.
Step 2: Add one to two tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide. NOTE: For a brighter solution, tu may also add fluorescent dye found in highlighters. Just cut small pieces of the highlighter refill and add to...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until tu are seen to por a dotor o nurse then when they approach tu say "wow doc i feel way better thank tu " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that tu dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for tu flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on tu

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise o say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO tu LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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What a kiss means
kiss on forehead: I adore you
kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together
kiss on hand: respect you
kiss on neck: I want you
kiss on shoulder:we belong together
kiss on lips: I amor you

What gestures mean:
Holding hands: I like tu a lot
slap on butt:that belongs to me
hold on tight:I don't want to let tu go
looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful
play with hair:you're perfect
arms around waist:this is mine
laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you


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A good boyfriend would:
Txt tu everysecond he's not at your side
hug tu every chance tu get &stays with you...
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