#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool tiburón movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion o something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool tiburón movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion o something.. That face image fucked me up..
DEMENTED POEMS
rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostrar me your tits
rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And tu amor it up the shitter
rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rosas are shit
Violets are crap
mostrar me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And golondrina it down
rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostrar me your tits
rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And tu amor it up the shitter
rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rosas are shit
Violets are crap
mostrar me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And golondrina it down
rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu seta desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did tu ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu seta desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did tu ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link