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posted by slytherin360
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found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the siguiente row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...
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posted by thatguywashot
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1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray perros in capa closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet música with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person siguiente to it: "Is this asiento SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant playa ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten minutos before it starts, find...
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por a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much más successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
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GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED por YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying naranja on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as tu want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza o something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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posted by NatalieSunshine
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1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the guitarra for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If tu get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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posted by iluvsmj
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When you're happy and tu know it bomb Iraq
If tu cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If tu never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If tu think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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 hetalia COZ I CAN XD
hetalia COZ I CAN XD
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes por waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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posted by SwordofIzanami
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I kinda wanted to write this articulo just to get this topic off of my chest. If tu guys haven’t know already, which tu should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I amor just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I amor Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I amor both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I amor how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). tu may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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Expanded on from a Tumblr post I saw.

Kids, there's no such thing as an opposite gender o sex. That belief is fucking toxic.

The phrases imply there are only two genders and only two sexes. That's very very very very wrong - take it from me, a nonbinary kid who doesn't identify as fully a girl o a boy.

'Cause look, there are boys and there are girls. Most people are like that. But tu can also be neither a boy nor a girl. o tu can be a little of both. o something else entirely. There aren't just two genders and being nonbinary is probably a little más common than tu think.

And there aren't...
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I want everyone who is having a bad día to feel better and everyone who is having a good día to feel better. The cure is cachorritos and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if tu want a closer look at the awesomeness of perros ( o if tu just want to make the picture larger)

That poor girl, but hola a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your día is going better than hers.




tu will never see the pixar lamp the same way again.




The poor dog is in a cage, but hola at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.




That is just wrong, tu do not steal another dogs...
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posted by nmdis
"Quiet"


I hear what you're not saying
It's driving me crazy
It's like we stopped breathing in this room
We're both last to be leaving
I know what you're thinking
I wish you'd make your mover

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm hearing myself thinking too clear
It's too quiet in here
Make it all go away
Why can't we break this silence
Finally

It's like tu know where I'm going
tu follow me inicial but
I never invite tu inside
I see what you're not mostrando
I've got tu alone but
The air is so still it's weird

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm...
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posted by nmdis
“BE A FRIEND”
Someone expected when i first met you
Didn't know what to think ... ah
We were so different
Not sure that you'd listen
Scared to share anything... Hey!
But then i found that tu felt the same ... and that's when everything changed...

Sometimes when tu need a friend
Need to be a friend
Gotta spin the whole picture around...Hey!
You need to share your life
Help someone learn to fly
Let the way tu feel out
Yeah-Yeah
Let the magic began
Just be a friend

Na Na Na Na
Sometimes it takes tu
A little más strength
Ha Ha
Flying into the wind we get together
yeah, we make it better than we do it...
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Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as tu can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few minutos of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the parte superior, arriba of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's actuación all tough and Valiente against arrendajo, jay and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...
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posted by FanFun1010
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ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...
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A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead o alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
tu can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong o right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
tu can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
tu can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Kyssmig
A wealthy man lives alone in a small cottage. Being partially handicapped he had everything delivered to his cottage. The mailman was delivering a letter one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening he could see the man's body lying in a pool of dried blood.

When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Monday's newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police officer suspects it was foul play. Who does he suspect and why?
posted by Kyssmig
5
One evening there was a murder in the inicial of married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.



The other one helped the murderer.


These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.


2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.


3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.


4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.


5. The father was the oldest member of the family.


6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?
posted by Surfer_Girl_16
tu can be the maní, cacahuete mantequilla to my jelly
You can be the mariposas I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the nube when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy tu complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the manzana, apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your mes of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian......
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