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Really corazón touching....... .A Must Read por all...

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been más than 5 o 6 years
old..

TheCashier said,'I'm sorry, but tu don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked:''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied:''You know that tu don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.''The little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to.'It's...
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-Russia's coastline is 23 000 miles (37 015 kilometers for those who use kilometers), if tu stretched out all of your blood vessels, it would be 93 00 miles (1 496 69 kilometers)

-In Iceland your last name is your fathers first name and son o duter added to the end. Leif Erikson? Leif Erik's son

-The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial

-In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator

-Karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese

-Rhode Island is the smallest state; yet it has...
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posted by 7things
2
How can tu get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do dinosaurios pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do tu call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do tu call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do tu make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do tu make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do tu prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
5
Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Citeaux
Abbaye du Mont des gatos
Abertam
Abondance
Acapella
Ackawi
Acorn
Adelost
Affidelice au Chablis
Afuega'l Pitu
Airag
Airedale
Aisy Cendre
Allgauer Emmentaler
Alverca
Ambert
American Cheese
Ami du Chambertin
Anejo Enchilado
Anneau du Vic-Bilh
Anthoriro
Appenzell
Aragon
Ardi Gasna
Ardrahan
Armenian String
Aromes au Gene de Marc
Asadero
Asiago
Aubisque Pyrenees
Autun
Avaxtskyr
Baby Swiss
Babybel
Baguette Laonnaise
Bakers
Baladi
Balaton
Bandal
Banon
Barry's bahía Cheddar
Basing
Basket Cheese
Bath Cheese
Bavarian Bergkase
Baylough
Beaufort
Beauvoorde
Beenleigh Blue...
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posted by R33n33sm3
14
I found this on the net:



During a thunderstorm ...

Beth: hola Ben! Sup?
Ben: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go to a party ... haha you?
Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying in for the night.
Ben: I have this huge favor to ask tu ...
Beth: Yeah ... what?
Ben: Can tu please come over and watch my brother for me? I won't be able to go if no one watches him.
Beth: Ughh ... well ....
Ben: Please Beth!
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in a few minutes.

A few minutos later, Beth arrives at Ben's house.

Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
beth: Hehe. No problem. por the way, tu look really nice.
Ben: Thanks! Anyways,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
11
Stand on parte superior, arriba of the high board and say tu won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because tu have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend tu can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the parte superior, arriba of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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posted by australia-101
2
Hide in the el maletero, tronco of your neighbor's car and see where it takes you.

Tell passing cars "Hey, your wheels are rolling." (Be suprised when people stop to look.).

Yell misceláneo things out of your car window at misceláneo people mcdonalds drive thru line.

Our teacher fancy miss carrutherssss and wnats to fecha her.

Go up to a car stopped at a stop light, and tell them "Turn right at siguiente left!".

Pretent to swim down your street. if anyone looks at tu wierdly tell them your car broke down.

Get fake blood put it on lay in the midle of a road car comes yell I like potatoes.

Go to your local department store and...
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posted by BellaCullen96
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Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have tu ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man siguiente to me!
I puked on the last person who flew siguiente to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would tu look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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tu know what I hate? When tu hold the door open for some misceláneo fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on por without saying thank tu o even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do tu think tu are? Do tu not see me opening this door for you, wasting segundos of my life for some misceláneo dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill tu to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life por even a jiffy and yes that's an...
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GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED por YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying naranja on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as tu want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza o something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go inicial and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted por aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late tu are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me adelante, hacia adelante to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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posted by CatAlicerox14
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1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag o what ever tu can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and frutas aisles and ask every minuto "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? o rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age tu are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....
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posted by RulerL0rd
1
Ghetto Names

Mostly popular with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming más common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us por our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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posted by karpach_14
2
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone tu love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard o hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as tu open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutos o so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring o your nails on the blackboard siguiente time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. siguiente concierto tu go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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por request; the male version of my parte superior, arriba villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also amor me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued por the Joker. He's like the...
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posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH
5
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The kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in a mansion of wood and stone. división, split a piece of wood and God is there. Lift a stone and tu will find God.

‘Angel o beast along with powerful forces. The Wild Ones appear,’ a young girl named Eve Black wrote in her notebook. She continued for awhile, finishing with ‘an army large enough to destroy the mass of the matriarch.
Her journal was full of a story she had been escritura about The Wild Ones and The Legion of the Black. She hurried to school. She waved to a few friends and went to her first class- history. She sat down and...
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hola this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a transformers knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

link

Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...
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posted by FanFun1010
14
ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...
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I decided to create a lista of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", por Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", por Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", por Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", por ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", por Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", por Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", por Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", por Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", por Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", por Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", por The Runaways
12. "Mother, por Danzig
13. "Voodoo", por Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", por Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", por Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", por Autograph
17. "I amor tu Period", por Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", por Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", por Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", por Kansas
posted by Alma_
5
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do tu know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' favorito! Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a barco he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.