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So I decided to compile a lista of my parte superior, arriba 100 songs and a few honorable mentions. I'll probably provide enlaces to the reasons why the songs are placed where they are in the comentarios once I finish typing that up.

Honorable Mentions: fantasía (Dye), Never Say No To Aldo Raynes (Shoot The Girl First), My Girl (Bermuda Lovers) and Laid (James)
100. Still Remember tu (Emma Hewitt)
99. Jewel Of Abilene (Grey DeLisle)
98. Alice (Cocteau Twins)
97. Me Against The música (Madonna & Britney Spears)
96. Take Me Away (Kosmonova)
95. Take Me Away (Fefe Dobson)
94. Rx (MXMS)
93. Summer Rain (Slinkee Minx0
92. Boys...
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posted by macedoialveu
Tose Proeski was born in Prilep[3] and grew up in Kruševo[3] as the son of an Aromanian family.[4][5] After his musical talent was discovered at the age of 12, he was chosen to perform at the popular children's song festival Zlatno Slavejče (eng.: Golden Nightingale) in Skopje, performing the song "Јаs i mојоt dеdо" in Aromanian language.[6][7][8] This was his first public música performance; however, his successful career began in 1996 when he participated in the teenage música festival Melfest in Prilep.

Following this public exposure, he was awarded for his strong vocal capabilities....
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It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)
A cocodrilo can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's corazón is in it's head.
People say "Bless you" when tu sneeze because when tu sneeze,your corazón stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (busted?)
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made o received a telephone call.
Rats and caballos can't vomit.
If tu sneeze too hard, you...
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posted by deathding
Lives. What do tu think of them? Have tu ever found true happiness? Did tu ever lose something valuable to you? Is there something constantly saying to tu on your mind, "Please Don't Happen!"
Well, those all make your emotions deep. It's actually pretty obvious, when somebody steals the last cookie from the cookie jar, tu get mad. Not on a personal level but anger gets induced into you.
Now, you're probably lectura this and wondering what the hell I'm talking about. Well, my life.
I am not going to complain that it sucks and everything is so boring and nobody has a soul, but there are just...
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posted by a11-swift
i made sandwiches last night… but after clearing up.. the start of a horrible night begins…

i went outside of my house to clear the trash and suddenly had a traumatic tummy ache… the pain was so bad that i stopped whatever i did and went to the toilet.. in the process.. my nose and throat ( both on the inside ) suddenly got very very itchy and irritated…. suddenly my eyes start to swell.. i can feel my eyes going smaller and smaller… i was still in the process of you-know-what…. all of a sudden my nose started filling up with mucus and my throat with phlegm… i cant breathe.. i...
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I know a lot of people hate/dislike characters from a lot of things. Tv shows,anime,video games and so on. But! If there is one reason that they use that annoys me is the fact that they "get in the way" of a certain couple o pairing. (Crackshipping o Fanon pairing are included in this.)

You DO NOT hate a character o anyone in real life for "getting in the way" of people tu want to get together. It's annoying and quite frankly mean.

For example,Juvia from Fairy Tail gets hated on for a couple of reasons. One of them being that she gets in the way of GRAYLU. Here's the thing. GrayLu isn't...
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posted by XalyssaXpappinX
Me: can u help me teacher

Teacher: follow the procedures ...

Me: nigga help me why do u get paid to come here as a teacher if im still confused about where "A" goes in the alphabet. Shit.

Raise ur hand in class. Nigga please why do u get and u dont do ur job . Damn they otta pay me for asking questions.

I make ur pay check u should thank me at the week .

Do ur job!!!!!!!

( excuse my french)

For any teachers lectura im sorry not to u in particularly

immm done complaining sooo now i have to pee .
posted by fufe123
Two girls are inside one of there room.
CHARLIE: "Chloe wanna hear a joke?"
CHLOE: "Um sure char char"
CHARLIE: "Okay why did Sally fall off the swing?"
CHLOE: " because she was pushed off?"
CHARLIE: "haha no she had no arms" CHARLIE laughs
CHLOE: " that's horrible! That's not funny!"
CHARLIE: " knock knock"
CHLOE: "um who's there?"
CHLOE: your an horrible person tu know that right!"
Chloe leaves charlie who is laughing like it's no tomorrow little did miss charlie know Sally was waiting for her at the door. She can't knock because she still has no arms.
I'm bored so this articulo is misceláneo anyways...

1. Like- it makes tu seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- tu have to have más words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane o out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what tu call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, tu have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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posted by BenderIsGreat34
Narrator: tu are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, o some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

Last Man: [Walks into library]

Narrator: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.

Last Man: Finally, solitude. I can read libros for all eternity! [drops his glasses] It's not fair, it's not fair! [calms down] Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] [hysterical]...
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tu can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But tu wouldn't tell no one
Your favorito! if tu could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes tu would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a fuego without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where tu look tu can find it
Try to run but...
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posted by dooodle
Pick the mes tu were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

Pick the día tu were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
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posted by fiestagirl12345
This is about a 12 año old girl named. Taitlen shae Hughes it's a true story. She dicho I wanted to make a difference in the world. She wanted to fight against bullying. She got bullied to. One día she had the worst head ache she old her mom so she went to bed. She fell into deep ac Oma. She died from a brain hemerage. She was a Oregon doner so she saved 4 people's life's. now taitlen shae Hughes is inspiring to a lot of people,

R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th

If tu want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and tu will see a lot if inspiring stories.
posted by TitaniumBlack
No matter how bad tu have it
I will always have it worse
That was once dicho to me
When I think about it
That’s a good thing
Why would someone want to have it worse
Why would someone want to be sad?
These days people brag about being depressed
They put labels on it
“Emo” that’s what they call it
No matter how bad tu have it
I’ll always have it worse
Why would someone brag about being
Why is depression
Considered an accomplishment
People need to get things set straight
Depression is not fun
Depression is horrible
Depression has eaten me alive
Depression has ruined my life
“Emo” that’s what they call it
No matter how bad tu have it
I’ll always have it worse
Why would anyone want to be depressed?
It sickens me
How people just walk around
Pretending to feel sad
Just for a lable
I’ll trade with you
My depression for your happiness
Really depressed people
turn our live’s into acts
Don’t pretend
Because it isn’t funny.
It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want tu to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather tu not be so sincere

How cold could tu be
What would tu do if tu were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my corazón it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, amor is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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posted by RayRaycutie
hola guys its yo girl RayRaycutie!!!!!!! :P n im sick...
thats rite

the famous crazy culo girl iz sick


here's the story!!!

my cuzin/friend Jatlin (luv lots) was talkn at lunch

rite in front of the monitor

and she wrote him up

and called him stupid


and i was laughng so hard

i choked

and threw up

and cried

yeah i did

and word got around fast

im never going to here the end of it

but still


i feel lik its a hangover!!!!


i want food

but i cnt get up

no energy 2 walk

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posted by canal
My breathing was heavy and I couldn't help but think what's going to happen next. "Aliya I have to talk to you" Jonathan dicho nodding at a pile of rocks. When Lee finally stepped onto the ground it started raining hard. "What is it Jonathan" I ask innocently. He grins a little at the thought of something and I knew it was about me. "Do tu know what he did to you" Jonathan finally asked after many minutos of silence. "Who the old man?" I dicho sitting on a big rock. He let out a breathy laugh " old? I thought twenty's were quite young."
My eyes widened "wow." Jonathan sat beside means grabbed...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like tu just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the comida in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a pregunta nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
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cabina for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Four: Minnie
    Hi, I’m Minnie Ellen James Buchanan. I live with my boyfriend Sam’s parents, Ashley and Kurt. My parents (R.I.P), Nancy and Chris died 6 months hace in a horrible car accident. My little siblings, Marilyn and Jassen were sent to our godparents, Ian and Lea. I was old enough, that I wanted to be with my boyfriend. They welcomed me in with wide arms, but every time I have a school thing our something, they insist I talk to Ian and Lea about it, because they are just “the housing parents”. I treat them like my parents...
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The Loss
By: Moolah
{Chapter One: Finding Out}

    Becca waited desperately for her brother, Collin to call the house. He’d went to a party last night, and someone had brought a gun-it was all over the news, and Becca was terrified she’d never see her brother ever again! She held her Gucci cell she’d bought off of E-bay about a mes ago, to her chest.
    Her mother was frantically looking around for the silver phone that was lying around the house somewhere. The newborn baby, Ashley was crying and, Becca’s toddler sister, Lynna was totting around...
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