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List by deathding posted hace más de un año
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When life gives tu lemons, make naranja jugo, jugo de and leave the world wondering how the heck tu did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first tu don't succeed, destroy everything.

An manzana, apple a día can keep any doctor away if tu throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 más letters in the alphabet.

Do tu believe in amor at first sight, o should I walk por again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, amor you, talk to tu later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download comida from the internet.

Dear life, when I asked if my día could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
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Article by poulamikundu posted hace más de un año
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When is 99 más than 100?
ANS: A microwave. Generally when tu run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minuto and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.

What is brown and sticky?
ANS: A stick!

What two things can tu never eat for breakfast?
ANS: Lunch and dinner!

Suppose tu had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should tu choose in order to live?
ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!

At work a lady is requested to mover a 2 ton machine with out any assist.How is she able to mover the item?
ANS: She is in space

What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
ANS: A pillow.

What's naranja and sounds like a parrot?
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Article by Dreamtime posted hace más de un año
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tell me how i can't get lucky?

i could use some good advice

trying to,to get hit por lightning

years waste of time...

how this real supposed to happen?

when tu finally find someone

i just want to know the answer !
before i am done.......

on and on ~

and all i want is something perfect

on and on..

and it all starts with you
~~
i want back that thing tu got, that no one else can give me...

i want back that feelings comes with no one else but you

i want back that destiny to treat tu where tu want to
i want back
i want back....
~
been around enough to notice...

just how good it can feel

when tu falling into something that is something real

on and on ~

and that día starts with tu

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Opinion by lexidude92 posted hace más de un año
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Everyone is sitting on a sofá (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv o go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, tu can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because. My favorito! mostrar is on.
Scorpio: *coughs*
Pisces: *Rubs her eyes*
Taurus: can we go outside?
Leo: exactly!
Scorpio: NO!!
Virgo: YES!!
Capricorn: SHUT IT UP!!!
Everyone: What?
Capricorn: IM TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK WHILE tu GUYS ARE SITTING HERE TALKING! tu ALL SHOULD BE DOING THE SAME THING tu RETARDED FAT LAZY PIGS!!
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Article by deathding posted hace más de un año
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A rápido, swift lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If tu want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive o they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
tu GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE tu LATER!

So night one, here we go, I'm ready
Need to stay alive, and keep my corazón steady
Only one animatronic, it can't be that deadly
Just need to survive Five Nights At Freddy's

I pick up the monitor, no sweat whatsoever
Check the systems, night's lasting forever
I try to find SpringTrap but damn he's clever
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Article by deathding posted hace más de un año
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as tu can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
tu can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
tu should never send a ratón to do a mans job
I got armor so thick tu won't even dent me
And although I mover slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee

Your a 2 año old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your culo man, it's my freaking duty
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Article by deathding posted hace más de un año
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing más than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 año old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring tu to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat tu por a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?

I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your más pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
tu want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
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Article by Zachary124 posted hace más de un año
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listen guys tu all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I dicho horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a segundo chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if tu don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten tu o go after tu if tu don't don't worry

but if tu do forgive me tu wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't reportar me please just read the articulo and don't reportar me I wont be mean ever again

if tu guys forgive me awesome if tu don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all
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List by Zeppie posted hace más de un año
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I'm on youtube everyday, so here's a parte superior, arriba 15 lista of my favourite youtube channels! ♥



15. Chonny (Kpopchonny, mychonny etc.)

This is a guy of several accounts but they all count as one to me, the all-funny Chonny! Hilarious skits, always get a laugh with his vids.



14. Lizz

Lizz has an absolutely beautiful voice and I adore her lyrics she creates for some of my favourite songs/soundtracks.



13. Sawyer7mage

This guy is ace! He has always been my go-to guy when it came to rewiews and discussions regarding Naruto. Informative and funny. Win-win.



12. yourmoviesucks

This guy gives awesome reviews on terrible movies. tu can never go wrong with that. And his videos always feature my favourite variation of the awesome-face!
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Review by dayoo posted hace más de un año
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Well, kami tidak akan berpanjang lebar berkata-kata yang tiada bermakna. Kita langsung saja ke inti pembicaraan kita pada pagi ini yakni berbicara tentang Bapak link dan strategi jitu yang diperkenalkan oleh beliau yaitu cara jitu untuk membeli banyak roperti tanpa harus keluar uang banyak, tanpa harus menggunakan uang anda sendiri dan tanpa harus berhutang kesana kemari yang ujung-ujungnya bisa dikejar-kejar hutang disepanjang hidup anda. Bagaimana caranya? Apakah ini benar atau justru sebuah gurauan belaka? Mungkin ada banyak pertanyaan yang menumpuk di isi kepala anda. Memang tidak heran jika anda bertanya-tanya seperti itu. Namun untuk memperjelas ini anda bisa langsung mengunjungi website beliau untuk informasi ang lebih lengkap lagi tentang hal ini, dan untuk mendapatkan informasi uptodate tentang event-event yang diselenggarakan oleh Bapak Cipto Junaedy anda bisa melihat di akun sosial media milik belia baik itu di facebook maupun di jejaring sosial media twitter.
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Article by MJisLove4life posted hace más de un año
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Who dicho car names don't have meanings


FORD

For
Only
Rough
Drivers


HYUNDAI

Hope
tu
Understand
Nothing
Drivable
And
Inexpensive

VOLVO 🚖 🚖 🚖 🚖

🚖 Very
🚖 Odd
🚖 Looking
🚖 Vehicular
🚖 Object

PORSCHE 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Proof
🚘 Of
🚘 Rich
🚘 Spoil
🚘 Children
🚘 Having
🚘 Everything

OPEL 🚑 🚑 🚑

🚑 Old
🚑 People
🚑 Enjoying
🚑 Life

TOYOTA 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

🚨 The
🚨 One
🚨 You
🚨 Only
🚨 Trust
🚨 Always

HONDA 🚔 🚔 🚔 🚔

🚔 Hanged
🚔 Over
🚔 Now
🚔 Driving
🚔 Away

bmw 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Biggest
🚘 Money
🚘 Waste

audi 🚓 🚓 🚓 🚓

🚓 Automated
🚓 Unwanted
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Opinion by macedoialveu posted hace más de un año
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Proeski was born in Prilep[3] and grew up in Kruševo[3] as the son of an Aromanian family.[4][5] After his musical talent was discovered at the age of 12, he was chosen to perform at the popular children's song festival Zlatno Slavejče (eng.: Golden Nightingale) in Skopje, performing the song "Јаs i mојоt dеdо" in Aromanian language.[6][7][8] This was his first public música performance; however, his successful career began in 1996 when he participated in the teenage música festival Melfest in Prilep.

Following this public exposure, he was awarded for his strong vocal capabilities. This led to his rise to fame when he participated in the música festival Makfest in Štip with the song "Pusti Me" ("Let Me Go") in 1997. His fanbase quickly grew and he continued to make use of festivals, such as SkopjeFest and OhridFest, as a platform for promotion and publicity. Proeski collaborated with one of Macedonia's acclaimed lyricists and composers, Grigor Koprov, to produce some of the greatest hits of his career such as "Usni na Usni" ("Lips over Lips") and "Sonce vo Tvoite Rusi Kosi" ("Sun in Your Golden Hair"). In 1999, he released his debut album, Nekade vo Nokta...
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News by ShadowFan05 posted hace más de un año
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Well, I haven't been on here for 7 months and I still remember my password. lol tu guys don't have to worry anymore. I'm still here. Oh my gosh, A bunch of stuff has changed since then. The reason why I haven't been on here for seven months is because:

1. I have a youtube channel now.
2. Because of school.
3. I've been playing Five Nights at Freddy's. ( I've gotten into that now.)
4. I've been busy with my cousin and family.
5. The holidays.
6. Deviant ART has stolen my time to be on here.
7. I have a Steam account.
and 8. My computer has been an idiot lately.

I hope to get más active on here and get más pictures up.
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Opinion by yamishadow2001 posted hace más de un año
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10. Number 10 is HMK he makes videos about Legend of Zelda,Kingdom hearts,Super smash bros., etc., but yeah HMK comes in at number 10.
9. Thundershot69 don't laugh about his channel name, but makes videos about Dragon Ball Z and he plays video games he's awesome so yeah.
8. Thefinebros. They make videos where people react to watching something and all kinds of cool stuff.
7. Pewwwwwdiiiiiieepie! But wait tu might say this," ehhhhhhhh pewdiepie suuuucks lolalalalalal uuuuuuuuhhhhhh." Well this is My Opinion anyway he makes lets play videos, animation, aaaaannnnnd Fridays with Pewdiepie.
6. Jared Potts if don't know who this is he known on fanpop as deathding anyway again he makes awesome videos so yeah he comes in at number 6.
5. Soraalam1gaming he really funny and he makes videos about Kingdom hearts and he also does lets play videos Soraalam comes in at 5.
4. Billiam Theis he makes video game reviews, parte superior, arriba 10s, etc. So Billiam comes in at 4.
3. Matthew Santoro he makes videos that are funny and educational so Matthew Santoro comes in at number 3.
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Opinion by CheetahGirl5147 posted hace más de un año
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"Break Your Heart"

Whoa whoa

Now listen to me baby
Before I amor and leave you
They call me corazón breaker
I don't wanna deceive you

[Chorus:]
If tu fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear tu apart
Told tu from the start,
Baby from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa

There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving

[Chorus]

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa [2x]

And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad lobo I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If tu fall for me I'm only gonna tear tu apart
Told ya from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
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List by deathding posted hace más de un año
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(No enlaces in this lista because not only does it screw with my auto-correct, but I am pretty sure nobody is lazy enough to look these songs up themselves. Sorry.)

Alright fine, I admit it. I was tired of me starting new artículos and never finishing them, so I sort of rushed the parte superior, arriba 5 Catchiest songs ever made. I mean heck, it's only a parte superior, arriba 5!

And also, HUGE BIG MAJOR Shout-Out to a person named Todd Nathonson for helping me realize some of the even better songs out there.

So let's get down to it. tu will see some old ones, but tons of new candidates on this NEW AND IMPROVED list.

Let's get started!

10. Brothers Forever-Scooby Doo And The Loch-Ness Monster.

Yeah, I really am kind of sad to see this song get TANKED from my last list, but really, this song is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!

DUNDUNDUNDUN! DODODODO! WHEN tu TAKE A LOOK BEHIND YOU, WELL WHAT DO tu SEE!? ^____^

Plus, if tu watched the actual moments from the movie, the visuals look exhilarating!
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Article by deathding posted hace más de un año
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hola guys, Jared here, and I just wanted to share my channel with all of Fanpop! I am currently let's playing Sinjid Shadow of the warrior, and I have been uploading like crazy! ^___^

Hope tu enjoy my channel, and don't forget to like and subscribe if tu loved my videos!

See ya!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKP7tZ2PTr48j_UxXHJS79w/feed

My nombre de usuario is Jared Potts for those who can't use the link.
tu might find me por my parte superior, arriba 10 Kirby Boss Fights.

Here on my channel I do let's plays, countdowns, eventually reviews, o even just playing games in general, while also being somewhat funny!

If this interests you, be a kind person and check out my videos, every little bit helps, and thanks!
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List by deathding posted hace más de un año
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This actually happened to me on a few occasions. Yeah, that day sucked. ^__^
Songs. Freaking.... Songs. Seriously, these things are like drugs. Listen to certain outstanding ones and you'll be hooked for days! Months! Years! DECADES! MILLENNIUMS!

Seriously though, some of these songs are also very nostalgic to me, and I used to hear some when I was just a little kid.

And it's ABOUT DAMN TIME I took time to appreciate those songs that never left my head when I was a child, and even to this day, I hum these songs around twice a day.

Whether they're from video games, actual artists, o even just songs with no lyrics, like paino covers, EVERYTHING counts, as long as it's music.

Although spoilers, there aren't any of those on this lista because.... I honestly don't know.

Let's do this, the parte superior, arriba 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made!

5. Brothers Forever, from Scooby-Doo and the Loch-Ness Monster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNgIz6MqHq4

This song was something I sang every día when I was a kid. Literally, every morning, all I ever dicho was...
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List by ParaBowiefan94 posted hace más de un año
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1. Nap
2. play the sims.
3. Walk your dog.
4. Think of ways to rule the world.
5. Make a playlist of songs tu would play and listen to with your fantasía crush.
6. Drink tea, coffee...etc.
7. Draw on your arms and hands.
8. Cuddle with your pet.
9. Draw on actual paper. ;)
10. Write smut filled fanfiction.
11. Watch TV.
12. Make cookie dough.
13. Eat cookie dough.
14. Invite a buddy to your house and watch movies.
15. Watch Funny YouTube videos.
16. Remind yourself that your life will end one día and tu should be thankful that you're bored but still alive.
17. Look up pointless wiki how artículos like how to make a jareth the goblin king costume.
18. Count the stars on your bedroom ceiling.
19. Plan a bedroom makeover.
20. Sounds lame but do your homework. lol XD
21. Make up excuses to avoid doing homework.
22. Hug your cat.
23. Hug everybody.
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Opinion by RikkiChan posted hace más de un año
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I decided to try and do some kind of review at least once a week talking about my opinions on movies, anime, video games, music, and a few other surprises. So here it goes.

Kingdom Hearts is one of my all time favorito! gaming series so of course I got KH2.5 as a navidad present. I pre-ordered the game from GameStop hoping to get another art book just like KH1.5 but sadly the only thing tu get is a KH pin.

Now on to the game. I'm not much of an expert on video quality to complain o get excited about HD but I think it does look even better then the original releases.

As a long time hardcore fan of the series, I am very happy that I and other fans can finally enjoy the KH2 and BBS final mixs without the need to import them from Japan.

I think the game would've been even better if square Enix put Dream drop distance instead of the cut scenes from recoded as the third game. DDD has a más important part of the entire KH story line then recoded. All recoded was is another version of the first KH that is set in a different time in the series.
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List by deathding posted hace más de un año
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Fun Part! :D

1. UPGRADES! ^___^

2. Awesome music!

3. A good story!

4. Different powers/weapons!

5. BOSS. FIGHTS. ALL OF MY YES! ^__________^

6. A giant awesome hub world that is easy to navigate!

7. Humor, put some jokes in your games! Even if it's not punny at all. (:D)

8. Choices for different characters/ships/cars/etc.

9. That one epic bad-ass character.

10. Interesting new mechanics!

11. An incredibly satisfying final boss fight.

12. A good challenge that isn't too hard o too easy in the game you're playing!

13. Special Moves that are actually EASY to perform!

14. Moe. :D

15. Power-Ups! fuego flor EVERYTHING IN SIGHT! >:D

16. Different cool things to collect!

17. THOSE EPIC GIANT TREASURE CHESTS.

18. Easter eggs! Especially if tu know barely anyone is going to find it. Just because. :P
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List by deathding posted hace más de un año
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much tu amor them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before tu die.

7. Play the scariest horror game tu know.

8. Tell your friends all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. más STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go around cheering people up, lord knows they need it.

16. puñetazo, ponche that one annoying person who always bullied you. (Again, your going to die anyways. >:D)

17. Eat cheese. Again, just because. :P
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List by deathding posted hace más de un año
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This poem is absolutely beautiful.
Hello everyone, Jared here once again back with another EPIC list! ^__^ Audience: Whoo! *Clap Clap Clap* Yeah!

Me: Thanks so much! ^___^ And no autographs!
Me: *Wakes up* AW COME ON! :(

SO yeah, we've all had dreams. Whether good, bad, somewhat strange, o JUST A BLACK SCREEN, X___X Dreams are fascinating. They take us to a new world and let us explore our fantasies, as well as our imagination!

Unless tu get the previously mentioned black screen of death dream, which sadly happens 80% of the time.

AW BUGGA. :(

But being serious, we've ALL had those few amazing dreams that make us wish we lived in that world!

And then tu have a nightmare of Jeff the Killer murdering you, and instantly take that back. :D

Yeah, I'm not a very serious person. But still, in honor of 20,000 fans for the misceláneo club, and FINALLY having another awesome dream a few days ago, I present to you, The parte superior, arriba 5 Dreams I've Had!
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Article by Precious7732 posted hace más de un año
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(Music starts)
tu and I found amor in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel tu again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
tu got me,free falling through the sky
tu take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel tu again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with tu my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted hace más de un año
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Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.

When tu were born, tu were, for a moment, the youngest person on earth.

The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of estrella dust.

Cows have best friends.

A prison in Washington pairs up “death row” shelter gatos with select inmates as part of a rehabilitation program. It seems to be a pretty wonderful thing for both the inmates and the cats.
Princess Natalie relaxes with Joseph Contreras, one of her caretakers.

Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone else smile.

The Beatles used the word “love” 613 times in their songs.

Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each año simply por forgetting where they put their acorns.

A BBC News program broadcast in 1957 ended claiming that espaguetis, espagueti grew on trees on a farm in Switzerland. Many viewers believed the reportar and called the BBC asking how to grow their own trees. Their response: “Place a sprig of espaguetis, espagueti in a tin of tomate sauce and hope for the best.”
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