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tu can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But tu wouldn't tell no one
Your favorito! if tu could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes tu would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a fuego without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where tu look tu can find it
Try to run but...
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After the smoke clears
And it's down to tu and I
When the sun appears
And there's nothing left but goodbyes
We'll just turn and walk away
How could we let it end like this
Just turn and walk away
Should we sello it with a kiss

It's too late
Now you're out and on the run
It's too late
Held up in amor without a gun

Silent night
We hold up our candle light
Silent night
The night our amor died
No words to say
Now we're both too tired to fight
Just hold me close and don't let go

It was all so simple when
You were to be queen and I'd be your king
I guess the dream got lost
‘Cause baby you're still tu and I'm still...
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I've been lied to and tu been cheated
I've been cried to, tu been mistreated
I've been watching you, tu want action
You need amor and I need satisfaction

I'm burning for love
Filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)
It's down to the wire
I'm making my move, I'm looking for you
I'm burning for love

You're the victim it's in your eyes
I'm the suspect and love's the crime
Tensions mounting bodies aching
I can't take the anticipation

I'm burning for love
I’m filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)...
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posted by FlufflyHands
tu now when we broke up I was like: "I WANT U BACK." Then I realized our relationship was like a CIRCUS. tu GIVE amor A BAD NAME baby, just saying. Now whenever I see tu I just put on my POKER FACE. ONE TIME tu came to me like: "ONE más NIGHT...?" And I was like: "WHAT I'VE DONE For tu I regret" than running away I scream back at him: "I hope tu DIE YOUNG!" Yeah well we didn't talk for awhile. tu attempt to get me back again and I was like: "dude, WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER." Then I just walked away, awkward moment when. I see tu around town with your stupid friends,...
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posted by 2468244
On the calle where tu live
Girls talk about their social lives
They're made of lipstick, plastic and paint
A touch of sable in their eyes

(All your life)
All your life all you’ve asked is
When’s your Daddy gonna talk to you
But tu were living in another world
Trying to get a message through

No one heard a single word tu said
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your head

Ooh, she's a little runaway
Daddy's girl learned fast
All those things he couldn't say
Ooh, she's a little runaway

A different line every night
Guaranteed to blow your mind
I see tu out on the streets
Call me for...
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posted by iluvinvaderzim
6
i handed in a scrumpled piece of homework to my teacher mr.ark. mr.ark turned out to be my my arch enemy arkitick. i grabbed my lunch kit and chucked it at him and he got a conservar en vinagre, salmuera lodged in his nose. he took the conservar en vinagre, salmuera out and started chasing me. he chased me out into the hallway and then into the música room. he locked the door and slowly walked towards me while pulling a scythe out from behind the piano.he swung it at me and i dodged. i grabbed a tuba stuck it over his head and shoved him out the window.

"wow sophi that was an exiting sounding day" dicho kit, "to bad tu lost your lunch" dicho bobby, "well good night guys" i dicho and logged of fanpop. i was asleep before i hit the bed.

THE END
posted by spongefan612
3
This is a poem I wrote :D

My beloved, let the leaves fall.
Yes! This leaf is beautiful. I shall treasure it.
Where are you? Oh, there tu are.
If tu amor me back, let another leaf fall.
*another leaf falls*
Thank you.
*Dad comes in*
Ignore the cacophony of my father's shrieks, darling.
I amor you.



























LOL... What did I just write?

Derp. My writer's block has been cured!


I wrote this because leaves kept falling and then I did weird things x3
 What if...
What if...
posted by Kat_Penguin
2
This is just a poem about what has happened to me throughout my life up to this very moment.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When I was young, I lived in a lifeless home.
A gloomy haze was my world.
"Sunshine dosen't exist here" is what my sister would say,
When I asked "Sissy, when will the clouds go away?"
Locking myself in my room.
Desperate to escape the misery.
Drawing creatures that I called 'Friends'.
Then came that awful night.
When a stranger took my tiny brother's life.
Refusing to speak to anyone now,
My eyes filled with tears, my corazón felt dead.

'I'm finally in sixth grade!'...
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posted by flabaloobalah
4
So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:

So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it dicho on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"

Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
posted by australia-101
1
tu may be stupid if...

...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."

...you can't remember the number for 911.

...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.

...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.

...you fail Physical Education.

...you can not spell it.

...you try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage!

...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.

...you think taco campana is a Mexican phone company.

...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!

...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.

...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.

...you frequently...
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Me:Okay...Got any sixths?
Sam:Go fish,
Emma:GO FISH?I THOUGHT THIS WAS NUMBER BINGO!!
Sam:*Looks at me*What was your first clue?*sarcasm*
Me:Come on!Let's go get some food
*all walk over to kitchen*
Emma:Can I have a sandwich?
Me:Whats the magic word?
Emma:Give...me...my...freaking...sandwich...NOW!!
Me:*Gets bread*Okay!Fine!Sam?What do tu want?
Sam:Um...I guess I'll have some POPTARTS!!
Me:Okay!So...whats up guys?
Emma:Oh today at school remember That kid Mason dicho I wet myself when it was MILK!
Me:*laughs*And when tu dicho Ret race instead of retrace!
Sam cracks up.
Emma:THAT WAS A SECRET!!!
Me:You didn't...
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posted by Thecharliejay
2
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like tu just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the comida in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a pregunta nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask...
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate fecha to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to mostrar tu the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
3
What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring tu riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: tu crave attention, tu absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, tu may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because por being a retard online tu can get all the attention tu need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If tu want to be a retard tu must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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posted by Skater_Girl_1
1
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Anubis (Ancient Greek: Ἄνουβις) is the Greek name for a jackal-headed god associated with mummification and the afterlife in ancient Egyptian religion. In the ancient Egyptian language, Anubis is known as Inpu (variously spelled Anup, Anpu, and Ienpw). According to the Akkadian transcription in the Amarna letters, Anubis' name was vocalized as Anapa. The oldest known mention of Anubis is in the Old Kingdom pyramid texts, where he is associated with the burial of the Pharaoh. At this time, Anubis was the most important god of the dead but he was replaced during the Middle Kingdom by...
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posted by shutyourface
1
what if oveja where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do

i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet oveja but there something about writting misceláneo articulo about them i a krave

idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing tu wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!

so what i'm saying is donate £3 a mes and a oveja will be dado a inicial and not a pie and tu will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever tu donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
posted by vanillaicecream
1
So let's say you're talking to your friends and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, tu manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered por underpants; spinning around to apologize, tu instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon tu realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to tu o
b.) a Tuesday?

Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward tu are.

Well, this...
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posted by AMoRPoP
1
Everything I need to know, I learned it from Noah's Ark...

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone might ask tu do something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. Remember, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built por amateurs; the titanic por professionals.

Cheers!
posted by EllentheStrange
Her Eyes Hold The Apocalypse
March Of The Dead
Through The Eyes Of A Killer
Bloodbath On Monday!
Fear the Spork
Run With Scissors
Toxic Neon
When Two Are One
Blood Red Saturday
Eat the Children,Raw!
Lipstick Napkins
Forever December
Unhappy Meal
Welcome to the Freakshow
I Like Pie,but Pie Doesn't Like Me
Ace Diggy
Chemical Reaction
Skateboarding is Deadly
Blood Thristy Vampires
I Slap People With Sammiches
With tu Stake My Heart
!@#$%^&*
vampiros WILL Hurt You
Save My Soul
Let Them Die
Let Her In
Bleeding Black Roses
When Will tu Let Me In
Crooked Spoons
Blood Splatter Dress
If I Promise Not To Kill You,Can I Have A Hug?
October Vampires
posted by samuraibond005
4
I hate facebook, I hate that game they call 'fart', I hate how my dad had to drag me out to play it, I hate his lack of understanding the fact that I do in fact like talking to my friends online and that I have a reason for it, I hate ignorance, I hate people that have to have their own way, I have being shoved into a corner, I hate my math class, I hate having to walk to school in the cold, I hate the idiots at school, I hate closed minded people, I hate society and I hate the government. But above all I hate a lack of morals. Why cant people just be like they used to, stick to a code of honor?...
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