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“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” Never a truer word has been said. But before tu can begin this transformation tu have to stop doing the things that have been holding tu back. Here's a guide to how tu can do this.


1.Stop spending time with the wrong people. Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants tu in their life, they’ll make room for you. tu shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth. And...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the queen of sarcasm, tu don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 año old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can tu get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are bebés ugly at first?
"How about you...
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posted by Canada24
1
I reviewed Jaws,,

Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.
A series starting with the stupidest moment is the tiburón jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a tiburón roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down por a tiburón and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the dicho revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael....
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I'm escritura this articulo because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner o later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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Good día Fanpoppers, I hope everyone's doing well! :)

So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some consejos to others on how I make fanpop articles.

I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years escritura content on Fanpop.

Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D

Pro Tip #1: Grammar



Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the amor of all that is holy,...
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posted by lilydude92
7
Well, Hello guys, I know for a fact that I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this rant, but, instead I want to get this off of my chest and someone needs to rant about her.


Now, first off, where do I begin? This is user is an absolute attention whore, I mean, she left this club 3 times because people are criticising her when she calls it 'bullying.' And plus, she thinks people hate her and want her to die o some shit.

After she publicado an answer 'Questionz' she publicado "Don't fucking correct me, I can fuking spellz."

However, then, a user, BlindBandit92, told her if she spells correctly, but spells...
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posted by alexischaos2004
3
Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop. (See that little reference I made there? BD)


Fanpop is a site where everyone can registrarse cliques... I mean clubs. These clubes are usually about things o people that society has a liking for. It's like the website version of Pokemon GO, except it was made way before then that game. Sounds simple, right? WELL tu THOUGHT WRONG.


Roleplaying is a thing many many people do nowadays. RP has been going on for years and has not shown any sign of dying down soon. However, many RPs are very cringey. I mean, FNaF babies,...
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I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude comentarios to yourself. I hope tu like it and please tell me what tu think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of jesús in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. amor him o hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, amor this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I amor amor amor this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in amor with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
 Let's fuckin do this
Let's fuckin do this
Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN fans now, which is my most popular articulo to date, so I guess a lot of tu wanted a sequel. Hope tu guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD

"How to compliment a guy."

It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do tu REALLY need consejos from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?

"Fries insulted me!"

You insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.

"Paul's Empire."

DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D

"What does astroglide smell like?"

Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a...
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An articulo por president zakh thaslimjim

Ok so 2day I will teach u how not 2 do the internet argument thing
so pay attention this is all very complicated
Very difficult
But u will get it with practice



Ok



Step 1: Don't

like its not even that hard man
Just don't argue there's no trick to it
Just calm ur self
And mover on man
take a breath
Nd just forget about it???
It aint a big deal
Chill
Different opinions arent a personal attack
Its ok man
Just breathe
don't get mad bro
Its all cool
Ppl have opinions amirite
Not gonna kill u
Chill

IN CONCLUSION

now u r prepared 4 the internet
Have fun bro
If tu aint havin fun then y even bother bein here ya feel
Now get out there and dont argue
K?
1.Add the total of medals, props, fans, and trofeos that tu have.


2. Divide the total of medals, caps, props, and fans por 4 because is your set tu collect.


3. Divide your number once again por your age.


4. When tu finish receiving the total number, give apoyar to fans por the total number tu made for each.



If tu have so much fans, props, caps, and medals, divide the number por how many years tu stayed on fanpop to minimize your total... Continue on again por how much friends tu have in here o the total clubes tu joined.

Don't be too lazy to do it, this was made for fun... And this math is not too bad...just use a calculator to solve the problem. Simple.

Thanks For lectura ^ ^
(So this is the first edition of two Race of Writers that Ive done as a group before. We were still figuring a few things out back then XD Anyways, Wanta suggested me posting things here.)


Race of the Writers. Is an articulo game series that serves as an exercise for RP-ers. In this game, 3 o más writers participate where one person calls out a 1-3 word phrase in which the others have to write to with the 2 minutos they are given. The phrase must be implemented inside the escritura though tense and minor changes to it does not matter.


Participating Writers:
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Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls mostrar that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, arco iris perra and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
posted by ShadowFan100
13
This is my follow-up articulo to my last one "What's the point?"

Let me start por saying that I have thought long and hard about what tu all had to say regarding my article. And I think it's time I reveal más of whats going on.

For what seems like forever (actually about 2 years o so) I have been battling depression. And when I am dealing with my depression, it's not always easy to see the good in this world. I've also thought that maybe some of my depression was brought on por my own self, but other times it may be an actual severe case of it. Because when tu have depression, tu tend to view...
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posted by BlindBandit92
13
I am so sick and tired of people trying to force ideals and opinions down an individuals throat. IT is of the individual to make the choice what beliefs,opinions,etc they choose to follow.

If tu are trying to rally people to a certain cause. Insulting,belittling,refusing to see middle ground,bias,hatred,etc will not aid in a person's plan to rally people? WHY? I'll tell tu why. All of those things do the opposite of rallying generally. Sure tu might have some people are on the same page immediately. But anyone else who are on the bridge o the opposite side will never come to your side.

By...
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posted by deathding
3
Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my corazón with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made por a god that lived in...
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It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)
A cocodrilo can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's corazón is in it's head.
People say "Bless you" when tu sneeze because when tu sneeze,your corazón stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (busted?)
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made o received a telephone call.
Rats and caballos can't vomit.
If tu sneeze too hard, you...
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Yeah tu know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing basura in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz tu know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Tanjiabo273
Kisshia - Kisshia is más into fashion, she hates sports, but Kisshia is a Young 14 año old born in Paris, Kisshia is always a friend of Johannah
Susie - a young Ukrainian girl who is well almost the oldest, but Susie is a girl who is más into the boys a little, Susie likes to have aroung a young girl named Sassy
Nikky - Nikky is the one who is velvet, and always open minded, Nikky is a young Tuvaluan/Australian girl born in Tuvalu
Brian - Brian is Saudi Arabian And American, Brian is mostly called "BRITISH BRIAN" because he has a British Voice
Ryan - Ryan is Qatari and English, Ryan is the...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!

Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!

This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!

Score: 2/5

Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the música was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!

Score: 1/5

Final Thoughts: If tu are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.

Final Score: 9/20

Would I recommend it? NO