I dare u to... go on a diet for the sake of mankind... shut up... get a life... attempt to define the word "word"... give me 20 bucks intrest free... save a brother... put a fork in it... liive to be 40,567... have a panic attack in mcdonalds while ordering a a mcdouble... fall down some stairs... share that pack of pretzels ur crunching on rite now... tell a Catholic priest happy Hanukkah... donate ur mouth to some who will use it less often... comentario on this articulo if it made u laugh... fan this articulo if it.made u laugh and if u see any typos (yep, that's gonna make some fans)... and fan me if I made tu laugh

1.I am bisexual and proud
2.I can do a backbend while playing guitar
3.I am the guitarist and screamer in an all female local deathcore band
4.I am a vegan
5.I am pagan
6.I listen to 456 band and singers
7.My lucky numer is 13 and 666
8.I think Robert Pattinson is hot
9.I have a blood fetish
10.I ate a whole cereza, cerezo once
11.I have a dog named Cujo
12.I like pie
13.Pie doesn’t like you
14.I’m right handed,but I punched better with my left
15.Sex grosses me out
16.I want to pet Jade Puget’s hair

if tu r lectura this i am forcing u to pass this message on because it may save the life of many people & if u don't pass it on ..... tu will be the one to blame for destoying the earth....it starts like this..............


i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nerves, get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves, and this is how it goes.. ohhh
i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nurves,get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves,and this is how it goes... ohhhhhh...
tu get the picture
add me as your friend and pass it on

Bob: Hello there!
Joe: Oh! How do tu do!
Bob: Now then... who are you?
Joe: Well they call me Psycho Joe.
Bob: Why do they call tu that?
Joe: I don't know now lay off the sassy back talk!
Bob: Ok! Ok!
(Silence for a while)
Bob: Who's....(looks around and whispers)...they...
Joe: I dicho STOP!!!!!!!
Bob: Oh yea... sorry.
(More silence)
Bob: Who are tu again?


In dedication to Bob B. Bob... R.I.P.
Bet tu can't guess HER middle name!!!
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things that make you...


being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly tu become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way tu look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww o not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have tu become?


im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one misceláneo act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

amor yourself
amor the world
spread some joy

amor peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who tu are.
dont let the world change you

thank tu for taking the time to read ... this came from my corazón and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3

i am petting my kitty.



my kitty is soft and FLUFFAHH!!!!!


oh crap my cat just scratched me.


i'm suffering in pain.


now i'm screaming.


now i'm in the hospital.




now i'm dying.

NOW I'M DEAD.


and thinking about my FLUFFAAAAAAYYYYY KITTY.


AND NOW............huh,i don't know what i'm doing.




THE END...................................................but not for
MY KITTY...................