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Article by dramaqueen00 posted hace más de un año
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Just randomly found this:

1. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can tu fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible friend already is. 11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs siguiente to tu as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind tu and see if tu can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Fan fiction by 1122ridr posted hace más de un año
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Many legends have been told of frightening black perros that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If tu ever meet him, you'll know him por two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When tu see him the first time, he brings tu joy. He follows tu wherever tu go, wags his tail, waits for tu if tu stop along the way. The segundo time tu meet him is a time of sorrow for you. But, if tu see him twice, don't go back to Hanging Hills. Because the third time tu see the black dog, tu die. W.H.C. Pynchon told part of the story almost a century ago. A geologist, he was visiting Meriden, Conneticut, because he wanted to see unusual rock formations he herd about. When he first saw the black dog, it was standing on a high boulder and looking down at him, wagging its tail. When Pynchon continued on his way, the dog ran alongside. When the geologist stopped at an inn for lunch, the dog waited outside for him. They spent the afternoon together, and it wasn't...
Review by K5-HOWL posted hace más de un año
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned por their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their inicial in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded por mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from the Natascha Kampusch kidnapping, and the authorities were struggling last night to explain how such a horror story could have gone unnoticed.

The girls’ ordeal was apparently sparked por their parents’ divorce, after which their mother, a 53-year-old lawyer, suffered a breakdown. But she won custody of the girls — then aged 7, 11 and 13 — and withdrew them from school, claiming that she would give them private tuition at home.
Opinion by MissCassandra posted hace más de un año
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In a rainy día a couple was fighting.The little girl heard everything they said.Her mother hits the father.The little girls tears became a waterfall... each time her tear drops it became a beautiful memory of her family.Then she heard her mother scream she dicho "Why do i even care about you.You cheater!!! "The girl was just sitting there scared thinking what her mother said... She didn't expect that her father had an other woman she runs to her almohada and screams in it... And aqain she hears her father say "Oh! will tu just shut it woman why would tu ever understand what i say?!"The tears of the mother slashes on the ground she runs to the bedroom of them and grabs clothing of the young father.He asked "What are tu gonna do with that? " She dicho " will see." She opens the window and throws all the clothing of the man out.The man runs to the woman and grabs her hands. "What are tu thinking! just throw all my clothing out? that not gonna happen!"
The young girl runs to the door and opens it she says. "Will tu guys stop it!Don't tu see how hurting it already is?!" Her mother shouted "My child stay out of this!You're father and me are doing the right thing!-" "The...
Opinion by itachifan1 posted hace más de un año
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If tu stop before tu reach the end tu have a very small heart...

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never dicho good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I amor him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
Opinion by MrssBieber320 posted hace más de un año
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Marry your dog.

Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).

Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.

GeT A jOb.

Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.

Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... o your pants... which ever work better.

Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a fresa head then fart in his face lol.

Knuckles are months on your hands.

Lick your elbow.

To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.

Say yo-mama jokes to your children.

Eat pizza until tu hurl more.

Go bite a cow.

mermelada all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.

Flush your goldfish while he's alive.

Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all día on a lead and call it peter!
Article by MissKnowItAll posted hace más de un año
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I am the girl kicked out of her inicial because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another año I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

Opinion by heavenly13 posted hace más de un año
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For children who were broken
It is very hard to mend...
Our pain was rarely spoken
and we hid the truth from our friends.

Our parents dicho they loved us,
but they didn't act that way.
They broke our hearts
and estola our worth,
with the things they would say.

We wanted them to amor us,
We didn't know what we did
to make them yell at us
and wish we weren't their kid.

They'd beat us up and scream at us
and blame us for their lives.
Then they'd hold us close inside their arms
and tell us confusing lies
of how they really loved us-
even though we were BAD,
and how is was OUR fault they hit us,
OUR fault that they were mad.

When days were just beginning
we sometimes prayed for them to end,
and when the pain kept coming,
we learned to just pretend
that we were good
and so were they
Opinion by heavenly13 posted hace más de un año
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Teddy, I've been bad again
My mommy told me so;
I'm not quite sure what I did wrong
But I thought tu might know.

When I woke this morning
I knew that she was mad
Cause she was crying awful hard,
And yelling at my dad.

I tried my best to be real good
And do just what she said
I cleaned my room all por myself,
I even made my bed.

But I spilled leche on my good shirt,
When she yelled at me to hurry
And I guess she didn't hear me,
When I told her I was sorry

Cause she hit me awful hard, tu see,
And called me funny names;
And told me I was really bad
And I should be ashamed.

When I dicho "I amor tu Mommy",
I guess she didn't understand;
Cause she yelled at me to shut my mouth,
o I'd get smacked again

So, I came up here to talk to you
Please tell me what to do
Cause I really amor my mommy,
And I know she loves me, too
Article by sassikassi posted hace más de un año
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Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When tu actually choose names, make sure it's people tu actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead o you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers tu want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite s/e/x. NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends o family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!

6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game.....

1. tu must tell (the number in el espacio 2) people about this game within 2 hours of lectura it.

2. The person in el espacio 3 is the one that tu love.
Article by simpleplan posted hace más de un año
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There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about tu right now. None of them are nice

To know me is to amor me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.

I want a tazer =)

Has gone to play in traffic.

Is breathing oxygen

I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.

tu can correo electrónico your complaints to

Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean tu get to slap them twice?

Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???

I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side

SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling the kids on a daily basis

Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their escritorio and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?

Lead me not into temptation... I have a damn good idea where to find it all ready!
Article by simpleplan posted hace más de un año
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really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. tu ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If pistolas kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but tu are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song

I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??

I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... por the way your out of leche

Wonders why they tell tu to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls tu over

Going to sue Red toro for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
Opinion by Trent-lover123 posted hace más de un año
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Kiara:Sorry Im just soooooooooo happy.
Kikio:School is almost over tu know...
Ichigo:yeah and???
Kikio:You do remember right from the last episode don't you???
Ichigo:Uhhhhhh I have no idea what tu are talking about???
Kikio:Oh boys they never learn.
Ichigo:Then tell me it!!!!
Kkio:Figure it out your self tu should remember.
*Ichigo trying to remember*
Kuno:Can we Do it Again please kikio?!?!?!?
Every one there:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Kikio:yes we can today at 8:00.

After school......

*Alexa is waiting for Ichigo*
Alexa:Where is he????

Ichigo's Fighting a hollow....

*Slices the hollows arm off and blood squrts out*
Article by Ownzer493 posted hace más de un año
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He was staring at a wall, más like me but I was invisible, o I thought I was. "*sigh* What is he doing?" being a common idiot I spoke too loud, hopefully he didn't hear me, but im hardly ever lucky so- "Ahhhh! wha- what was that?" he was franticly running around like he heard a ghost. "please shut up!" this startled the crap out of him so he tripped over the T.V. I didn't know what to do, he was going to call somebody. So I left a note, and walked out. "huh, what's this" he picked up the note and read it aloud, "'dear, weird yet understndable reader I am saying sorry for scaring the crap out of you, when tu understand más clearly that im not a ghost I won't kill you, even though I wouldn't. From, ????' oooook that was weird, so what happened to the ghost!?" Amazing even though I dropped the note he is still being stupid, hmm maybe if I just- BOOM! Too late! I hurriedly grabbed him and lunged up through the roof. It was too hard consentrating. He was crying and screaming! He'll find out soon enough.....
Opinion by Trent-lover123 posted hace más de un año
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Nurse:I didn't do any thing yet???
Nurse:your leg is....

Alexa:every thing your eyes tu mouth your four head well every thing...
Alexa:are tu sure are tu really sure about that?
*Alexa is blushing*
Alexa:your so flattering Ichigo.
*still blushing*
ALEXA:oh just stop it your making me blush....
*Ichigo starts blushing*
Ichigo:You are so confusing???
Rukia:hey Ichigo with some girl.
Alexa:Did she just call me some girl???
Viviana:THE RESALTS CAME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every one there:WHAT RESALTS!!!
Viviana:to kiara's leg.
Alexa:Whats the resalts????
Viviana:Her leg is....
Opinion by werewolflover posted hace más de un año
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I'm in something called Honors Club at school.Each año we go on a trip,this año to St.Louis.We left Thursday,April 29th 2010.
The ride took like six hours.The reason it took so long,was because one of the bus's air conditioning messed up,and we had to sit at a gas station for an hour.
We finally got up there and went to Nascar Speed Park.It was awesome.We got to ride go-carts and I won the race.Then,it was time for dinner.We ate hotdogs.And word of advice,if tu ever go there DO NOT EAT THEM!!!!They are NASTY.Then,I went to a gift comprar and got a agrio, agria powder stic.I got some tokens,and used them to get a pair of dice and a rubber duck(not much to choose from)Then,my best friend,her mom,my mom,her friend,My mom's friends son,his friend and I all played laser tag.It was so cool!
At ten,when it closed,we went to check in at the Drury Inn.Not the best hotel I've stayed in.I roomed with my friend and her mom.
The siguiente day,we got up at 6:30 am and got breakfast.It was pretty good.Then,we went to the St.Louis Science Center.It was HUGE,but I am from a small town,so lots of things seem big.There was a model of a dinosaur that moved and all that.Then I went to...
Article by Jeffersonian posted hace más de un año
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The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival
Every año my town, Ashley ville hosts the Fall Festival of calabaza pies. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Simon Baker Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and talk in the last of the silly weather. My favorito! booth is the one that serves fried chairs on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Katy Perry came to play on the Ashley ville Stage! It was the best concierto ever. While Katy Perry played, 13 geese sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the geese sang better than Katy Perry. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the geese won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!

Opinion by Trent-lover123 posted hace más de un año
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Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a plátano peel* Kikio:Are tu ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did tu see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that tu like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss what was going on. well GOOD for you.
*ranma runs them over*
Kiara:owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! my leg!!!!!
Alexa:YOU MORON tu MIGHT OF BROKEN HER LEG!!!*punches ranma down*
Kuno:Yes we killed ranma!!!!
Alexa:what do tu mean we???
Kikio:kuno will you...
Guide by breebree446 posted hace más de un año
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Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
año of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the rata symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good consejos but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re also capable of surviving any situation.

año of the Ox-(1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997)
Occupying the 2nd position on the Chinese Zodiac, Oxen possess such character traits as dependability, strength and determination. Oxen are tolerant individuals who believe that the road to success involves hard work and scrupulous behavior; they don’t believe in taking shortcuts. They characterize those who don’t work hard as lazy individuals not worthy of respect.
Fan fiction by hotice posted hace más de un año
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Sweat is pouring down my face as I run into the nearest crowd of people .Breathing heavily, I staying into the crowd for cover I quickly pull my black hoodie up over my head hoping that from this the hoodie I feel some sort of saftey.It did no work .I look around trying to find somewhere to hid because I know that I can not stay hidden in the group of people forever.The cold January wind hits my face making me feel más nervous than before because I have no where to go.There going to find me soon I know it just like they founds the others."Hey,kid are tu okay !" a tall,balding man yells bring me out of my thoughts
.O crap I better think of some lie to get this mans attention off me "Yeah ,I fine mister I just miss my bus that all."I tell him."Oh, your one those kids going to museum.Hey kid if tu want I can drive? tu there I going in that direction anyway." he asks me.Well that kind of weird he does not even know me and he offering me a ride "No thanks sir ,if tu just point me in the direction of the museum."I say really nicely."Well
Article by melcu posted hace más de un año
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1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Article by melcu posted hace más de un año
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at tu for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t tu wearing shoes” tu reply por standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
Opinion by emmett posted hace más de un año
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up por canto playa Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say tu taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flores when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If tu ever need to say 'Like taking dulces from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
Article by meow_girl posted hace más de un año
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley tu remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.


Haley:Alex tu remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did tu get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have tu know I invited my self to this party!

Kara:Whatever tu remind me of Marik Ishtar from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Melissa:What?!My voice sounds nothing like that!

Kara:No I mean your crazy and childish.

Melissa:Ooooooooohhhhhhh....Max reminds me of the tooth fairy.

Article by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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'It's not the trouble in life that make tu who tu are.It's the way tu deal with them'

'There's no bigger war than the war for love.And there's no más disastrous amor than the amor for war'

'If I'd pick friends who had never made any mistakes,I couldn't even be friends with myself'

'Greatness is like love;if you're destined for it,you'll find it'

'You can only use what tu have and if tu have nothing,you can't use it'(talking about braincells)

'Some people need to buy expensive clothes to compensate their empty content'

'If people could actually melt,I'd be a puddle of water por now'

'I don't attack the people that I dislike.I defend the people that I do like and in my defending I can go extreme'

'Why should my generation save the world when it's the anterior one that's the cause of its destruction?'

'I've lost all battles,but I've won the war'

'Even when the other side of the world falls apart on my wedding day,I'm still gonna say 'I do' and I will only think about me and the amor of my life.And there's nothing selfish about it'