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Opinion by heavenly13 posted hace más de un año
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Teddy, I've been bad again
My mommy told me so;
I'm not quite sure what I did wrong
But I thought tu might know.

When I woke this morning
I knew that she was mad
Cause she was crying awful hard,
And yelling at my dad.

I tried my best to be real good
And do just what she said
I cleaned my room all por myself,
I even made my bed.

But I spilled leche on my good shirt,
When she yelled at me to hurry
And I guess she didn't hear me,
When I told her I was sorry

Cause she hit me awful hard, tu see,
And called me funny names;
And told me I was really bad
And I should be ashamed.

When I dicho "I amor tu Mommy",
I guess she didn't understand;
Cause she yelled at me to shut my mouth,
o I'd get smacked again

So, I came up here to talk to you
Please tell me what to do
Cause I really amor my mommy,
And I know she loves me, too
Article by sassikassi posted hace más de un año
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Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When tu actually choose names, make sure it's people tu actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead o you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers tu want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite s/e/x. NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends o family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!

6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game.....

1. tu must tell (the number in el espacio 2) people about this game within 2 hours of lectura it.

2. The person in el espacio 3 is the one that tu love.
Article by simpleplan posted hace más de un año
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There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about tu right now. None of them are nice

To know me is to amor me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.

I want a tazer =)

Has gone to play in traffic.

Is breathing oxygen

I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.

tu can correo electrónico your complaints to

Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean tu get to slap them twice?

Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???

I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side

SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling the kids on a daily basis

Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their escritorio and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?

Lead me not into temptation... I have a damn good idea where to find it all ready!
Article by simpleplan posted hace más de un año
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really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. tu ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If pistolas kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but tu are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song

I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??

I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... por the way your out of leche

Wonders why they tell tu to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls tu over

Going to sue Red toro for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
Opinion by Trent-lover123 posted hace más de un año
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Kiara:Sorry Im just soooooooooo happy.
Kikio:School is almost over tu know...
Ichigo:yeah and???
Kikio:You do remember right from the last episode don't you???
Ichigo:Uhhhhhh I have no idea what tu are talking about???
Kikio:Oh boys they never learn.
Ichigo:Then tell me it!!!!
Kkio:Figure it out your self tu should remember.
*Ichigo trying to remember*
Kuno:Can we Do it Again please kikio?!?!?!?
Every one there:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Kikio:yes we can today at 8:00.

After school......

*Alexa is waiting for Ichigo*
Alexa:Where is he????

Ichigo's Fighting a hollow....

*Slices the hollows arm off and blood squrts out*
Article by Ownzer493 posted hace más de un año
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He was staring at a wall, más like me but I was invisible, o I thought I was. "*sigh* What is he doing?" being a common idiot I spoke too loud, hopefully he didn't hear me, but im hardly ever lucky so- "Ahhhh! wha- what was that?" he was franticly running around like he heard a ghost. "please shut up!" this startled the crap out of him so he tripped over the T.V. I didn't know what to do, he was going to call somebody. So I left a note, and walked out. "huh, what's this" he picked up the note and read it aloud, "'dear, weird yet understndable reader I am saying sorry for scaring the crap out of you, when tu understand más clearly that im not a ghost I won't kill you, even though I wouldn't. From, ????' oooook that was weird, so what happened to the ghost!?" Amazing even though I dropped the note he is still being stupid, hmm maybe if I just- BOOM! Too late! I hurriedly grabbed him and lunged up through the roof. It was too hard consentrating. He was crying and screaming! He'll find out soon enough.....
Opinion by Trent-lover123 posted hace más de un año
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Nurse:I didn't do any thing yet???
Nurse:your leg is....

Alexa:every thing your eyes tu mouth your four head well every thing...
Alexa:are tu sure are tu really sure about that?
*Alexa is blushing*
Alexa:your so flattering Ichigo.
*still blushing*
ALEXA:oh just stop it your making me blush....
*Ichigo starts blushing*
Ichigo:You are so confusing???
Rukia:hey Ichigo with some girl.
Alexa:Did she just call me some girl???
Viviana:THE RESALTS CAME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every one there:WHAT RESALTS!!!
Viviana:to kiara's leg.
Alexa:Whats the resalts????
Viviana:Her leg is....
Opinion by werewolflover posted hace más de un año
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I'm in something called Honors Club at school.Each año we go on a trip,this año to St.Louis.We left Thursday,April 29th 2010.
The ride took like six hours.The reason it took so long,was because one of the bus's air conditioning messed up,and we had to sit at a gas station for an hour.
We finally got up there and went to Nascar Speed Park.It was awesome.We got to ride go-carts and I won the race.Then,it was time for dinner.We ate hotdogs.And word of advice,if tu ever go there DO NOT EAT THEM!!!!They are NASTY.Then,I went to a gift comprar and got a agrio, agria powder stic.I got some tokens,and used them to get a pair of dice and a rubber duck(not much to choose from)Then,my best friend,her mom,my mom,her friend,My mom's friends son,his friend and I all played laser tag.It was so cool!
At ten,when it closed,we went to check in at the Drury Inn.Not the best hotel I've stayed in.I roomed with my friend and her mom.
The siguiente day,we got up at 6:30 am and got breakfast.It was pretty good.Then,we went to the St.Louis Science Center.It was HUGE,but I am from a small town,so lots of things seem big.There was a model of a dinosaur that moved and all that.Then I went to...
Article by Jeffersonian posted hace más de un año
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The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival
Every año my town, Ashley ville hosts the Fall Festival of calabaza pies. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Simon Baker Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and talk in the last of the silly weather. My favorito! booth is the one that serves fried chairs on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Katy Perry came to play on the Ashley ville Stage! It was the best concierto ever. While Katy Perry played, 13 geese sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the geese sang better than Katy Perry. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the geese won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!

Opinion by Trent-lover123 posted hace más de un año
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Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a plátano peel* Kikio:Are tu ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did tu see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that tu like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss what was going on. well GOOD for you.
*ranma runs them over*
Kiara:owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! my leg!!!!!
Alexa:YOU MORON tu MIGHT OF BROKEN HER LEG!!!*punches ranma down*
Kuno:Yes we killed ranma!!!!
Alexa:what do tu mean we???
Kikio:kuno will you...
Guide by breebree446 posted hace más de un año
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3 fans
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
año of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the rata symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good consejos but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re also capable of surviving any situation.

año of the Ox-(1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997)
Occupying the 2nd position on the Chinese Zodiac, Oxen possess such character traits as dependability, strength and determination. Oxen are tolerant individuals who believe that the road to success involves hard work and scrupulous behavior; they don’t believe in taking shortcuts. They characterize those who don’t work hard as lazy individuals not worthy of respect.
Fan fiction by hotice posted hace más de un año
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2 fans
Sweat is pouring down my face as I run into the nearest crowd of people .Breathing heavily, I staying into the crowd for cover I quickly pull my black hoodie up over my head hoping that from this the hoodie I feel some sort of saftey.It did no work .I look around trying to find somewhere to hid because I know that I can not stay hidden in the group of people forever.The cold January wind hits my face making me feel más nervous than before because I have no where to go.There going to find me soon I know it just like they founds the others."Hey,kid are tu okay !" a tall,balding man yells bring me out of my thoughts
.O crap I better think of some lie to get this mans attention off me "Yeah ,I fine mister I just miss my bus that all."I tell him."Oh, your one those kids going to museum.Hey kid if tu want I can drive? tu there I going in that direction anyway." he asks me.Well that kind of weird he does not even know me and he offering me a ride "No thanks sir ,if tu just point me in the direction of the museum."I say really nicely."Well
Article by melcu posted hace más de un año
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12 fans
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Article by melcu posted hace más de un año
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7 fans

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at tu for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t tu wearing shoes” tu reply por standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
Opinion by emmett posted hace más de un año
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8 fans
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up por canto playa Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say tu taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flores when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If tu ever need to say 'Like taking dulces from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
Article by meow_girl posted hace más de un año
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1 fan
Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley tu remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.


Haley:Alex tu remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did tu get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have tu know I invited my self to this party!

Kara:Whatever tu remind me of Marik Ishtar from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Melissa:What?!My voice sounds nothing like that!

Kara:No I mean your crazy and childish.

Melissa:Ooooooooohhhhhhh....Max reminds me of the tooth fairy.

Article by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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4 fans
'It's not the trouble in life that make tu who tu are.It's the way tu deal with them'

'There's no bigger war than the war for love.And there's no más disastrous amor than the amor for war'

'If I'd pick friends who had never made any mistakes,I couldn't even be friends with myself'

'Greatness is like love;if you're destined for it,you'll find it'

'You can only use what tu have and if tu have nothing,you can't use it'(talking about braincells)

'Some people need to buy expensive clothes to compensate their empty content'

'If people could actually melt,I'd be a puddle of water por now'

'I don't attack the people that I dislike.I defend the people that I do like and in my defending I can go extreme'

'Why should my generation save the world when it's the anterior one that's the cause of its destruction?'

'I've lost all battles,but I've won the war'

'Even when the other side of the world falls apart on my wedding day,I'm still gonna say 'I do' and I will only think about me and the amor of my life.And there's nothing selfish about it'
Article by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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6 fans
Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd tu let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im lost so howww
Did this happen?
And tu sit back just laughin
My corazón left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres más to life than just a dream.
If tu don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt más than you'd think.

Are tu buying my trust?
I didnt make it thus,
You're getting me everything i thought i would want.
Ever thought that maybe,
Your lies still haunt.

Havent tu realized what this is a perfect picture of?
List by TDAPlayer158 posted hace más de un año
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3 fans

60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
Opinion by heavenly13 posted hace más de un año
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5 fans

I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure tu out
i gues its the end

that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in tu and tu let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive tu , its the end
so tu can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

tu broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
tu never cried
tu just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil tu burn me
o beat me
and call me wortless as tu push me down

that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in tu and tu let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive tu , its the end
so tu can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye
Opinion by HaiSuG96 posted hace más de un año
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RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, videos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i amor my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones tu see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they amor their haters, and sometimes I think "if tu amor your haters, then why do tu hate back?" seriously. And I know that anyone who can read this knows that it's true. Don't lie on myspace to impress others, because there shouldn't be anyone to judge you. And if tu change for others, then that makes tu a copy. Not an original. Some say "I'm special" o "you will never meet anyone else like me". But all I see is nothing but a copy. Everyone in this world is special, but it's time tu start actuación like it. Because if tu copy others, then tu aren't any better than that girl that everyone tries to be like, even if she is hated por everyone in the school. If tu copy one who tu hate, but you...
List by TDAPlayer158 posted hace más de un año
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8 fans
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If tu can't drink and drive, why do tu need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do tu need a silencer if tu are going to shoot a mime?

Have tu ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would leche come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If tu tied buttered brindis, pan tostado to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
List by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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25 fans
I hate it when people have bad critics on my stories when they suck at writing,because I don't

I hate it when people tell me what to do.The only people I ever listen to are my parents and the one who pays me every month

I hate it when people tell me I'm wrong,when I'm convinced that I'm right

I hate it to be left in the dark

I hate it to be ignored o forgotten

I hate it to be compared with other people.I am who I am and tu should accept me that way

I hate it that people who hurt me just get away with it while I'm left with all the pain

I hate it that grown ups consider teenager's problems as unimportant and highly overrated

I hate it that I'm so jealous sometimes

But I'm not a hatred person, sort of.

Fan fiction by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few segundos later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating tu this way and tu know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised me when my parents disappeared. They never wanted me, unlike Wyatt who actually did. If I go out of the house, it’ll break his heart. He’s trying to protect me”
Bianca could not believe he just dicho that. “Who are tu and what did tu do to my best friend? Come on, Chris, tu can’t just give up like that” She paused to catch a breath and than continued. “You have to get outside. We can go to the cine o eat a hamburger and fries o go to a club. I don’t know, as long as tu don’t stay in here”
Article by salmiddle posted hace más de un año
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22 fans
girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do tu think I'm pretty?
(Girl)Do tu want to be with me forever
(Girl)Wouls tu cry if I walked away?
girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do tu think I'm pretty?
(Girl)Do tu want to be with me forever
(Girl)Wouls tu cry if I walked away?

(Again the boy said)NO
She heard enough and waz hurt, ****he walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
(Boy)- I don't want to be with tu forever, I NEED to be with tu forever
(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if tu walked away... I would DIE!!!!
(Boy whisperz)- Plzzzz stay with me...
(Girl whisperz)- I will...
Tonight at midnight your true amor will realize they amor you. Something good will happen to tu between 1-4 pm tomorrow it could be anywhere..Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If tu dont post this on to 5 other games tu will have relationship problems for the siguiente 10 years