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posted by angy7sdg
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of

the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.




Only in America ......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.





Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.





Only in America ......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless basura in the garage.




Only in America ......do we buy hot perros in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.




Only in America ......do we use the...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
 Alice
Alice
my first Fanfic!~ummm...i suck at this stuff if u want to know how badly then read it
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"Alice are tu sure Jack's gonna show" Greg asked
" YES of course why wouldnt he" I dicho quickly in excitment...
" Well i dont why he wouldnt but it's pourin outside and he if dont mostrar you'll have to walk inicial in the freezing rain because i'll be gone and i dont want that " he dicho sounding quite mad u could hear it in his voice..
" Ok ok" I dicho " Why dont tu leave me here with the car and tu walk home"
I giggled and he looked at and me then & said
" Yea...
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Please note that this is merely my perception on this. tu can have your opinion, I'll have mine.

We all know the modern disney stars are completely whacked and are SO not role models. But what about the old school Disney?

The Little Mermaid. Ariel clearly states that she's sixteen in the first film. The segundo movie claims to be ten years later, the perfect age for Melody, her daughter. Is disney promoting teenage pregnancy? Promoting underage marriage? And the supposed "love" she felt was only worship lust, hardly the basis for a healthy relationship. What message does this send to young girls,...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Hi. Here are some misceláneo lessons.

1. Smiles are better than frowns.

2. A friendly greeting to a friend o even someone tu barely know can make a big difference.

3. Making your loved ones happy is más vaulable than any material item.

4. Being happy with the people tu amor is worth más than all the money in your wallet combined.

5. Even when things get bad an optimistic attitude and hard working dedication can make things better.

6. Being seguro is important, just don't overthink everything.

7. Calling bullies the things they call tu in response won't make things better.

8. It's good to be nice to everybody, even the people who act bad. Being kinder than the bad guys can inspire them to change their ways.

9. Respecting opinions is important even if tu highly disagree with other peoples' opinions.

10. People shouldn't be mocked for being unique as long as they don't do anything morally wrong.
posted by Windrises
Lots of people dislike their lives. I often think life is okay. I tend to forget how good life is. Lots of people have been mad and sad recently so I hope this cheers tu up.

People often get mad at silly things. It's understandable to be mad, but some people get mad too often. People often get mad about money, politics, and other things. People tend to react to these things with anger and harsh behavior which is not how bad things in life should be solved. Screaming curse words at some people that you're mad at will not make life better.

If your life is bad o good depends on what quality...
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So, for those who are new o others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all trofeos because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give tu free reign to do whatever tu want with no consequence. Sure, at inicial when tu lied as a child mommy would pop tu on the lip and send your new friend Kevin inicial early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if tu want, they can't...
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posted by Bluekait
To realize the value of a sister, ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years, ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years, ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year, ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months, ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who has dado birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week, ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour, ask the enamorados who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who has missed the train, bus o plane. To realize the value of one-second, ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond, ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. To realize the value of a friend, lose one.

Moral: Don't take everything for granted.
posted by vampirer04
"Good morning mom." Ashley took a sip of her coffee.

"Morning." Ashley's mom flipped two panqueques, tortitas over.

Ashley loved the sent of panqueques, tortitas in the morning.

When the panqueques, tortitas were ready, Ashley got a text.

She read it and noticed a huge fight was happening.

She ate her breakfast and headed out the door.

When she opened the door her friend was standing in from of her.

"Hey!" She acted hyper.

"Uh hi, Anything going on?" She asked her while raising her eyebrow.

Ashley closed the door and followed her friend.

"Where are we going Lily?" She asked trying to catch up with her.

"Leading tu to the fight idiot!"...
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posted by t_direction
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If tu mated a toro dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If an ambulancia is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is uva Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks maíz and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if tu have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of fecha siguiente year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutos on the movie boxes include the...
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I actually really enjoy watching film reviews and the film reviews where critics dislike films are often más entertaining. The best film reviews involve exaggerating feelings about films. However both regular people and critics often hate films. I think that hating on films too much can be a bad thing.

Of course there are plenty of films that I dislike, but I don't hate any fils. I used to hate some films. There were films that made me mad just por thinking about them. I don't get why people should hate films. Of course people are allowed to dislike films, but disliking and hating are 2 different...
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Live action actors tend to be más popular than voice actors. There are several great actors that deserve attention. Here's a lista of voice actors that I think are great.

Mel blanc, blanco
Arthur Q. Bryan
Daws Butler
Don Messick
Paul Winchell
Frank Welker
Jim Cummings
Rob Paulsen
Tony Jay
George Lowe
Andy Merrill
C. Martin Croker
Don Kennedy
Seth MacFarlane
Colin zorro, fox
Mike Pollock
Samuel Vincent

Here are some good voice actresses:
June Foray
Tara Strong
Grey Delisle
Cindy Robinson
Ava Acres

A Message to These People: Thank tu for your work. tu are all great. caricaturas wouldn't be as great without you.
posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hey, misceláneo Club! It's your friendly neighbourhood Umbreon-turned-M4RSH4DOW here. Kinda... off writer's block...

But fuck it, here are some unpopular opinions of mine.

Please note: some of these might be the same.

1. Not that I don't like pizza, I just don't care for it.
Sure, there are a few pizza places I like, but other than that, I don't care. I prefer collard greens, ham hocks, stuff of that nature.

2. As far as pokémon games go, I wish Dynamax wasn't a thing.
It only last 3 turns, compared to Mega Evolution, which, if you're lucky, lasts the whole battle. Maybe some más Mega Evolutions...
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Hello everyone! I'm doing a group story on four girls o guys who get these wacky element powers! It's más serious then I made it sound :) ok here's the synopsis:

Four girls o guys are relaxing at the beach. One of them goes into the water and is swept away to the mystical Terra Island 50 miles off the coast of Florida. One goes in the water, the others go after him/her. It is the new moon, and the four find a pool of water. After the transformation, they get rescued, the siguiente day, they all find out their powers. The four have to keep their powers a secret, but one simply cannot follow instructions right. One accidentally spills the secret. Can the four keep cover! o will they end up as a lab experiment?

Post your entries below! (Note: all characters must be under the age of 16)

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Appearance:
Personality:
Element:

I will pick three of your entries to make into a story, comentario your entries below!
posted by tari-tari
I dont feel like going on long rants so yeah

First off, I would like to point out that no one owns this club. So tu can't go off actuación like it. Sure there's a creator but he/she doesn't own it. tu should all know who he is por now.

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Why is this always misuse? Seriously. We have a muro and polls. Use it. It's stuff like this is what rapes most users updates. Who cares if it's a stupid question. tu can always use sarcasm. tu have no real rights to reportar the user. If they're spamming thats when tu can tell them off. tu should know what to post and what's not. tu can't always post anything...
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cabina for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eight: Zack

    I’m Zack Overborne Geri, nothing really special, except I was featured in the newspaper, and even on Good Morning America for my amazing drawings (which were almost as good as our friend Minnie’s drawings).
    Finally, Laken surrendered to Ella and we got in the car, waiting for Ella, Tori, and Beth who were checking out. We were in the minivan, I had rented for 4 months from “Bobby’s rentals” It was pretty roomy, even in the front. It had 3 sections and a back plate for the groceries. I’d...
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posted by jodith
Hi Guys!!!
ok..so i've wrote this poesía maybe 2 Sec. ago!
i hate miley/selena/demi/jb and the jonas Brothers so much! so i grabbed a pin and paper and start escritura and that what comes of me being bored!!! fans:sorry i just hate them and every one got his own opinion and thats mine!! haters: U ROCK!! lol

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*Miley,Selena,Demi and JB!
They All suck in all the Different ways
Gosh,when they smile
My whole World goes Down
Down,Down,Down
Till it touches the Ground
And the Jonas Brothers
Their Style is so over
as their lives will be,Hope-fu-lly
Thats so shame
For miley taking Slutty pix,in the Aged Fifteen
Selena,Demi they should get a Room
Talking about their friendship,that wont last for so long
And as for JB
Every time he's on the Screen
i start throwing up and my sister start to Scream
All he care,is about he's stupid hair
They All are Dumb,if only i had A GUN!
.......
HOPE u liked it! and thx!! xD
KataraLover is a fanpop member who's made several articles, polls, etc. He's been an amazing member of the site.

KataraLover has very unique opinions. He often feels nervous about expressing himself, but he really shouldn't because I believe that he's a kind person who just wants to share his passionate and unique opinions on things.

KataraLover is very bold with his feelings. He's often a fan of female characters, because he can relate to them and likely sees how progressive and inspiring fictional female characters have become. KataraLover shows that tu can be inspired and relate to characters...
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I ordered them from favorito! to least favorite.

Summer

Summer will always be my favorito! season for many reasons. To me it's always been the most free and I have a lot of fond memories from wonderful summer days and relaxing summer nights. Summer is the season when I got to go out of starts, it's the season where I went to two huge música festivals, and it's the season where I'll be going to my Once Upon a Time convention. Summers are the days where I get to enjoy simple pleasures like going to visit my grandmother in the woods, sitting on the oscilación and lectura my book and/or listening to music...
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posted by deathding
An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, tu can meet real people online playing it, registrarse the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. o the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket o heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if tu Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn tu get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let tu attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let tu heal o use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, registrarse the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! tu WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes hace "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":




1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say tu understand when tu don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. tu don't have PMS, so don't act like tu know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me tu never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get tu off the hook; doing something sweet will always get tu off the hook.
6. We don't like it when tu act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...
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